SECOND CHANCES NET

Rooftop yoga, this Thursday at 7am!

Bobby totally gets the credit for the idea, but I found this lady who does house visits. Anyone is welcome!

Wow, and here I was thinking, "a whole ass welcome wagon? In MY afterlife? Damn I really did do something right!" And then I realized that there's no way in hell (hell included) that the afterlife is San Francisco.

I did some preliminary research on the specs of this universe. Interesting timeline! Loving the fact that the general populace doesn't think mutants are terrorists. But I need the hot goss. Who is this universe's costumed power couple? Where are The Real Housewives of Avengers Tower??? Who are we rooting for on this season of The Superpowered Bachelor?!!

Hi. Bobby Drake here. Work name Iceman. I'm funny, charming, hot (but make it ice), and very happy to not be dead.

Hi, from sunny Bermuda... where it's currently nap time!

( Cut to Save Mobile, but Still Publicly Viewable )

Man, my hair has gotten crazy long! When did that happen?


(The "tattoos" are drawn on, Phil, promise. I haven't lost my mind. Yet.)

posted after school

[DM to Loki]
I made you a cardamom cake at school because I love it and thought you might at least like it. I have home ec, and I thought making it there would save me time, and I could get you a cake before the end of the day.

I dropped it on the way home, and someone on a skateboard ran it over. ☹️

So I bought you a cupcake from the store and left it for you outside your door. Your name is on it, so I hope people honor the label system.
[end]

If last month taught me anything, it's that I can trust my instincts, even if I don't like it. Also, there are a lot of people here looking out for each other.

I hope everyone's okay. If you're not, I know you will be.

Enjoying winter in the city has its perks. I've yet to endure a cold night. But I'm grateful for spring to finally come in. And soon it'll be warm enough to get in the water. What is the thing to do here in the summer? I heard someone mention jet skis....

[ filtered to Loki privately ]
I don't believe we've been properly introduced. Let's change that.

Is it too early to assume things have finally calmed down?

I miss Gotham. The "bad" neighborhoods here are all gentrified. At home, bad looks, smells, and behaves as such.

Here's got a hipster filter on everythin.

How's a girl sposed to get into a bit of trouble if your trouble is all watered down?

hello, i'm new here. i'm still trying to wrap my mind around all of this. i still can't believe this is real and not some kind of dream. i'm not too sure what to do with myself right now. any suggestions?

Four different possible parallel universe theories. Four. Symbolizes wholeness but everything is broken.

Growing, growing, growing, but never colliding. Never supposed to collide. Strings vibrating. Ten dimensions. Eleven. Rules are different. My physics don't work here.

I've lost my bubble.

I know there's been a lot going on, I know it's not EXACTLY the time. But we have pizzas, sodas, cake, and general "come together for an hour" on the roof because it's Julie's birthday and I can't let that pass without SOME kind of party. But I didn't want to jam us all into the Murdock/Coulson/Patterson/Mercer apartment.

Quiet, understated, we'll do something way more epic when things aren't weird. So don't feel bad if you can't do this tonight. Aunt Yelena said she's keeping watch and has some other people doing the same, whatever that actually means. And if you want to partake but want delivery? Just say the word. No judgment.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JULES.


[ ooc; this brought to you by my looking at the birthdates because I messed something up and OH LOOK, IT'S JULIE'S BDAY WHOOPS. He 100% planned better than this, I'm just sayin' ]

[Filtered to Super-Powered Kids (18 and younger) (this absolutely includes Lila)]
The adults are stressed, and I want to help.

We shouldn't do anything stupid like try to fight any of these new people who are giving everyone the creeps on our own, but maybe we can be spies. Like, we can use our seeming lack of attention span to our advantage and just sort of be in common places "on" our phones, but we're really watching people's movements and listening to their conversations and reporting back to a group chat.

Is that a stupid idea?
[end]

That rain was almost as bad as a Nor'easter back home. I'm glad we don't live at the bottom of one of the hills here.

Hey so, I'm usually like, person number one to support the Multiverse and the varying versions and like, Peter 2 and Peter 3 are awesome don't get me wrong.

But I'm very much not okay right now and if you guys could maybe watch your back around the new guy just in case the Multiverse is not exactly on Peter Parker's side right now, that would be swell and I'd super duper appreciate it and I'm going to go look menacing on a building somewhere for a bit but like, if anyone ACTUALLY needs me, please say so thanks.

[ Everyone except Mr Bucky Barnes ]

So, okay. I'm sure I'm not alone when I think Mr Barnes needs a serious vacation. Like, someone get this man a pina colada in a coconut with some umbrellas. I would totally put together something but, okay, he probably doesn't want to shopping in Paris, so I'd definitely need some suggestions.

And I need someone to go with him so that he doesn't spend the entire time being ... him.

Respectfully, the government agents could really use some lessons in presenting dossiers. Not a single one of them turned slowly in a chair or sat in shadows waiting for me to enter. Nick Fury would never be so undramatic.

Anyway.

Hi. I'm Kamala. I'm 16. I can't drive, but I'm working on it! NOT CURRENTLY! I'm the passenger and am absolutely not texting and driving. How irresponsible would that be?

That's it. I am teaching everyone a second language if they do not already know one.

Take your pick.

How come everyone else's curse seems to disappear after a couple days at most, but I'm still invisible?!

What gods did I displease? I'll make it up to them!

[The Band]
I'm starting to think it wasn't processed meat.

I CANT UNDERSTAND TIPPY!!!!! Or biscuit. Or Evan.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

You don't mind a night under the stars right Lila?

I sort of forgot about this maybe being an issue.

Yeah. This isn't going to work. Thought I could do it, but no.

[Steve/Bucky]

I need a break from this kid. Please. I thought Enid was a lot, but I swear to god if I hear one more comment about fashion, shoes, or 'as if', I might just throw us both off a building.


[James/Bucky]

I love you like a nephew. You know that, right? Please help.


[Yelena/Nat/ANYONE WHO IS FEMALE AND ADULT-ISH]

What do you do to make teenage girls stop talking?

I got my (most recent) diamond chip ...

I think that means I deserve a pizza.