Second Chances: the Network

I think the AP English Lit test went well last week, but I think I was just completely destroyed by the AP calculus today.

I have regrets.

I won't know my scores until July.

It's fine. This is fine.

I'm fine.

My brain is soup.

[Scott & Hope]
What if I'm not removed from the waitlist for UCSF once they get my AP scores? Will we have to forge something, or...what do people do if they're waitlisted forever?

Pink bandages weren't on my interstellar bingo card, but at least the medical care on this ship is top notch.

Yes, I'm okay. Just a little bumped and bruised. Funny, what a little missed rung and (artificial) gravity will do.

While I mostly don't mind our little space adventure thus far, I do hope the replicator is better at replicating human food than it is human blood. It suffices, but barely.

In honor of this most auspicious day, I insist each one of you acquire one of the high quality books being handed out today!

This math class is. so. freaking. boring. I'm ready for spring break. Why is it still two weeks away??

[DBD CREW + FRIENDS*]

So, break is about a week long and I'm itching to get out of the city. Do we want to go and do anything somewhere for a few of those?

(* = if you think this applies, go for it!)

It is March! The luckiest month of the year. I want to decorate my apartment with pots of gold and rainbows.

How is January a year long and February a week? It's weird. And I know time pretty well by now so that should tell you something.

Okay, yes, it was obnoxious at the time, but is it wrong that I miss the bubblewrap?

Coping mechanism... what coping mechanism?

WHY IS EVERYTHING COVERED IN BUBBLE WRAP??

There are other people who fly around here, right?

Anyone want to?

I don't know. I'm itching to get upwards.

Well, that was an interesting night, wasn't it? I should have realized something strange was happening when I woke up last night with cravings I haven't experienced in centuries. I can't imagine I'm going to be able to sleep at all after that, nor do I really care to, as it would seem my affliction with the sun has ceased to be a problem.

While this may constitute something of a last minute invitation, I'd like to welcome my neighbors to a holiday open house on Saturday, from 6 PM to 8 PM. No food is necessary, but drinks and other libations are welcome.

I've done a fair amount of research into various holiday customs and traditional dishes, so I hope you'll join me for a bit of a tasting adventure ahead of your more familial obligations.

Fond Regards,
Edwin Paine

Are you or your loved ones facing an unplanned move? Do you have some anxiety regarding your new living arrangements?

Contact the law offices of me* doing some pro bono work for my neighbors, and I'll be happy to give you a rundown of the contract established with 388 Beale and the UDR management company. Preferably in person, because if I start getting the same questions, I'm just going to start copying and pasting my responses.

Again, that's the law offices of me*. Together, we'll put your concerns at ease.

_{*Matt Murdock is a bar certified lawyer for the State of California, however none of this is remotely admissible in a court of law or legally binding, so don't even try.}

Hey, Dad? Hope? Kamala? No one is kicking me out of the apartment even though I'm nearly 21, right? Seriously though, the fun part of moving is DECORATING. Can we go to IKEA or something?

So...does that note on our doors mean we get to skip school tomorrow, or...?

:(

[Pepper]
Do you and Morgan need anything? How can I help?

[Peter]
What do you need?

[Bruce]
Do you need anything, big guy?

I know I can't talk, I worked on an absolutely terribad network vampire detective show, but dear baby Jesus how did Twilight get made into a movie? How was it even published? This is the worst vampire story I've ever seen and I'm only on the first movie here.

Please tell me it doesn't get worse... I don't care if you have to lie.

These...things around town. They have the most interesting behaviors. Do they seem "quick" to hostility among each other or am I seeing too much into it?

No, the irony is not lost either.

Is it too early to start decorating for Halloween? Because I'm ready for the fun spooky shit now that the weather is getting cooler.

[Edwin, Niko, Cat King, Monty, & Claudia]

Yes, I realize that there's an irony in me asking this, but does anyone want to plan a trip to a haunted house? Or like, find somewhere that does a haunted hay rack ride or something?

So what we've learned was what the cupcakes were double-magic. The whole thing with the candle and then we got something! NEAT.

[ filtered; FAMILY ]

Guess who's got two thumbs and tickets to Disneyland?

👍😊👍

Pick a weekend and we'll go so no one misses school. DISNEYLAND.