Second Chances: the Network

Are you or your loved ones facing an unplanned move? Do you have some anxiety regarding your new living arrangements?

Contact the law offices of me* doing some pro bono work for my neighbors, and I'll be happy to give you a rundown of the contract established with 388 Beale and the UDR management company. Preferably in person, because if I start getting the same questions, I'm just going to start copying and pasting my responses.

Again, that's the law offices of me*. Together, we'll put your concerns at ease.

_{*Matt Murdock is a bar certified lawyer for the State of California, however none of this is remotely admissible in a court of law or legally binding, so don't even try.}

Hey, Dad? Hope? Kamala? No one is kicking me out of the apartment even though I'm nearly 21, right? Seriously though, the fun part of moving is DECORATING. Can we go to IKEA or something?

So...does that note on our doors mean we get to skip school tomorrow, or...?

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[Pepper]
Do you and Morgan need anything? How can I help?

[Peter]
What do you need?

[Bruce]
Do you need anything, big guy?

I know I can't talk, I worked on an absolutely terribad network vampire detective show, but dear baby Jesus how did Twilight get made into a movie? How was it even published? This is the worst vampire story I've ever seen and I'm only on the first movie here.

Please tell me it doesn't get worse... I don't care if you have to lie.

These...things around town. They have the most interesting behaviors. Do they seem "quick" to hostility among each other or am I seeing too much into it?

No, the irony is not lost either.

Is it too early to start decorating for Halloween? Because I'm ready for the fun spooky shit now that the weather is getting cooler.

[Edwin, Niko, Cat King, Monty, & Claudia]

Yes, I realize that there's an irony in me asking this, but does anyone want to plan a trip to a haunted house? Or like, find somewhere that does a haunted hay rack ride or something?

So what we've learned was what the cupcakes were double-magic. The whole thing with the candle and then we got something! NEAT.

[ filtered; FAMILY ]

Guess who's got two thumbs and tickets to Disneyland?

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Pick a weekend and we'll go so no one misses school. DISNEYLAND.

I've been through multiple dimensions. In every single one there was a Stephen Strange and a Christine Palmer. And in every one, he lost her.

I don't know why I expected this one to be any different.

I'm grateful America is back, I honestly am. But I can't say I ever saw myself doing the single dad thing. I guess I should pretend I'm glad there's only one of them now.

I'm okay.

I don't really want to talk about it, but I'm okay.

[Private to Kate Bishop, America Chavez, Cassie Lang, Lila Barton, Peter Parker, Ned Leeds, Molly Hayes, Doreen Green, Tommy & Billy Maximoff]

Kate and America: I know you're just getting here, and I don't know when you're from, but when I'm from, I was starting to put together a group of heroes, and you were both on my list. I went to Kate first.

And you're technically the oldest of us here, and that would mean you fall more in the group that Carol and one of the Tonys was working on, but if you're interested, weird things happen around here sometimes, and it's good to have more than just the one group defending home, you know?

Think about it.
[end]

While I realize I could literally walk across the hallway and knock on your door, I figured I could reach out here first, just in case.

How are you holding up?

If you've experienced any deja vu or strange temporal phenomena over the last day or so, it's very likely my fault.

I didn't realize my abilities may have been affected until I went through a rather bothersome time loop I've only just managed to get out of.

You know all of those things you always said you'd do when pigs fly?

Boy do I have good news for you.

Ms. Khan, I'm doing everything I can think of to return your guardian to you in one non barnyard piece.

Is there anyone with powers who hasn't been impacted by this crap?

Maybe don't stop by unless you want werewolf cooties.

I haven't felt this out of control with my powers for years.

What's worse is I can't stop glowing. Or...burning things. So, whatever happens, nobody touch me and I'll just...try not to short-circuit anything I guess.

Is there insurance covering the station residents for accidental property damage?

Since the storms I've not been able to stop sneezing. Maybe it gave me a cold..? Or allergies? So far I've flipped several cars and knocked a helicopter out of the air.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to try to contribute to an online study group when you can only type in emojis? Do you?

Anyway, thank god that's over. Who's looking forward to school starting back up soon????

[Voice Post]

His voice is quiet, low. It's clear he's confused, but amused.

"Ah, bonjour. It does not appear that I can type any words on here for some strange reason.

Would someone please explain to me what all of the little photos I am seeing on here are? Ils sont assez ridicules, n'est-ce pas? The phone that I was provided also has them, but I have- hmm, never understood their purpose."

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