[voice post; after dark]Hello? Is it recording? I can't really tell.
I mean, this is only just a bit smaller than being a crow, I guess. Except I could actually fly back then. I probably look silly jumping and trying to flap my arms around.
Is it a good thing I shrunk while on my bed? I kind of almost suffocated under the covers, but I made it out! My phone is up on my pillow which is kinda hard to get to.
Uh... I'm okay. But no one come sit on my bed just in case you don't see me there, okay?
Does this... wear off after a while? Anyway, that's the end of my message. Let me just...
I...
Can't...
Turn...
This thing...
Off!