I can't help but feel that Caleb is behind this shit cause, like, it doesn't compute, but I have to keep reminding myself to breathe, and I can't teleport and I ran into the door and hurt my head after being interrogated. But like maybe that hug from Julie mixed with the weird juju from Caleb and I actually did crossover and now I'm in a weird reality where men in black give me money and a phone and a computer and tell me I'm supposed to go to an apartment building and meet my guardian. And am I supposed to put this money in a bank, or can I go spend it on more clothes cause I'm sweating? Do I have to save it and be responsible, or can I spend it? Does it need to last? How long does it need to last? Will my guardian provide me with food, or do I have to get a job and buy that? The dude mentioned school because I'm 17, but I've been 17 for a really long time. And I don't really wanna go back to school. I just wanna make music, but I need a bass. Is there a music store?
Aw man. I'm hungry. Maybe this is real. uh. Hello?