Second Chances: the Network

I know I suck at doing my own laundry, but somehow I managed to lose ALL of my socks? I guess I'm rocking the surfer dude look to school today.

Beware high schoolers! Gar is in his kawabunga era.

.... So we are just supposed to dance at these things or what?

I'm confused.

[Friends and Basically Anyone He's Ever Talked To (if you think you fit this category, you definitely do)]

Everyone check in please! Just wanna make sure everyone is back on solid ground after our little impromptu space adventure.

Also, looking for reviews about our trip. Favorite parts? Least favorite parts? Ratings? Just hit me with everything.

Personally? I kinda liked it.

OOC Notes:

• Forward dated to 5 April / Running on UTC/Aussie time
  
• This kicks off the Star Trek Plot
  
• For background on Pike's leadership style, watch him take command of the U.S.S. Discovery

Stardate 202504.05 (Earth relative), shortly after the arrival

Public announcement on the U.S.S. Enterprise / Public Network Post:

Attention, all personnel. This is Captain Christopher Pike. We find ourselves in a unique situation here. We’ve encountered some sort of anomaly. Roughly half of the crew of the Enterprise have disappeared. Simultaneously, residents of San Francisco have suddenly found themselves here. Let me be the first to welcome you to the U.S.S. Enterprise. I imagine everyone has a lot of questions, so let me attempt to answer them.

Ship tours will be available at 1000H, 1400H, and 1800H. (10am, 2pm, 6pm)

( FAQs )



[Una & Ransom]

My ready room when you have a moment. Please.

This is just mean!!!

Delicious, but MEAN.

hi..

Show of hands, who believes this is an alternate dimension? Is this a cult? Are they keeping you against your will?

I'm sure other people are looking forward to Spring Break but seeing as I just started school here I was hoping to skip it. Apparently even in alternate universes they don't allow that.

[ Filter; Julie Molina ]

Hi. You had a birthday recently, right?

Don't ask how I know, I just find out these things.

Dude... how do I have this much homework already? I just started back at school. Somehow I can handle evil villains and temporal alternate dimensions, but stick me with a science project and I'm toast.

Can someone who is way smarter than me help me with the scientific method? Apparently I need a poster board and everything. Office supply stores better watch out! Gar is coming for you.

So now that you remember me and you're not some crazed journalist type, I have a very important mission for you. And you owe me, SO!

Name my food truck, favorite namer of things!

Is that a common occurrence here? People not being themselves?

Welcome back to the real world.


Is everyone okay? Anyone need anything?

"Go to this town," they said.

"There's a magic wishing well," they said.

"Write an article about the 'magic wishing well'," they said.

Well (😡), I've been here for three days, and all I've seen is a hole in the ground with some smelly water in it. Not a single wish, not a drop of magic.

I'm starting to think this is either a prank or revenge for publishing Top 10 Reasons to Never Go into Journalism.

Am I Having a Vision, or Am I Just Craving Soup: a Diviner's Tale.

At least it isn't anything dangerous in case it is an actual vision. Unless we drown in broth but that would be weird.

How much hot chocolate is too much hot chocolate, because I've had soooooo many...

Well, the Horror is back (ehn?). I also ran into Matt while I was leaving for school, and he's blind again (yay?) and I guess getting married (YAY!)?

How's everyone else holding up?

My favorite powered boys - are you still powered? I'd rather not test it if I don't have to but Crystal can't access most of hers.

I signed up for a karate class yesterday on a whim.

Turns out I'm aggressively okay at it.

So, that is reassuring.

Big thanks to the person in red who managed to get rid of the weird sound outside late last night. I'm still not sure how you did it or what was going on, but I appreciate the help in getting a good night's sleep!

I'm not saying it was St. Nick making an early stop, but I'm also not not saying it was St. Nick. Or maybe one of his agents.

You know what shouldn't be possible, and yet totally just happened to me?

A seagull.

An actual seagull (which I'm not convinced wasn't a shapeshifting pterodactyl) stole my savory hand pie RIGHT OUT OF MY HAND.

If I wasn't annoyed and still hungry, I'd be impressed. How?

I have a very important debate that needs settling. Please ignore that my debate opponent is 6.

BEST SEASONAL TREAT:
Little Debbie Christmas Tree Snack Cakes
OR
White fudge covered Oreos

Please discuss.