Second Chances: the Network

I made a large batch of herbal tea-- it has lemon balm, valerian root and passionflower. It's sweetened with orange blossom honey.

it is very soothing.

I know today is... wrong... for a lot of us. I made plenty to share.

Okay, no. Too far.

Messing with people’s heads and making them think they’re some kind of star freaking chef with the hots for a? Weird enough. I can barely make toast. Space? Space was also weird. Although it got a little better. You know who you are. The medieval dress up thing? […] Okay that was pretty fun actually. I got a sword. Whatever.

Shrinking people down to action figure size and getting them chased around by a freaking dinosaur? Not cool.

What the hell is this place anyway? Who’s in charge here? Crazy people, that’s who. Anybody else feel like they’re being watched right now or is that just me.

Pie tastes off I think it might be poisoned.

[Private to Phil, Matt, Clint, Steve]
She didn't leave a note. She always leaves a note when she takes off.

Angie hasn't made another announcement, but even in her foulest moods, she leaves a note.

I'm trying not to panic, but I don't think I'm strong enough to handle losing her, too.
[end]

[Private to James and Julie]
I haven't heard from Yelena, not unusual when she goes off grid, but she didn't leave a note that I can find. If she forgot to leave a note, then the three of us will not let her hear the end of it.

If this is worst case scenario, I'm not letting them move you, Julie. You're family.
[end]

I need a new hobby, and I'm open to suggestions.

This would be terrifying if it was the weirdest place I ever found myself. But, it's not, As long as Earth X doesn't exist here, I'm good. Oh, I'm Caitlin Snow, I don't think I mentioned that.

I gotta be honest. This is not quite how I pictured the afterlife.

Yooooo this so cool for real! Where is everyone? Apparently I'm a sword... eater? dancer? performer? Whatever, this is sick!

If you have a show or run a booth of some sort, hit me up! I wanna see what everyone is doing.

Only downside? Tiger is... gone? I dunno I can't transform anymore, which is wigging me out a little. But I'm okay.

[Bird Brothers & Q]

Enid's birthday is on the 29th. What are we planning?

[L. Noceda]

Have you anything planned for Enid's birthday later this month?

I'm ready for real beach weather. Anyone want to hop a flight somewhere warm for a few days?

[KITTY AND STILES]

Also, barring anymore weird shit happening this next full moon, I think I want to actually try the whole free range werewolf thing finally. Do you think Lestat will still help in case I need to be controlled?

No idea why I'm filtering her out, she's brilliant, she's going to figure it out. And I'm not great at secrets.

But anyway, the birthday of the beautiful and good hearted May Parker Banner is coming up. And I know the kids and I aren't the only ones who want to celebrate her and thank her for being incredible.

I don't want to interrupt anyone's wild Cinco celebrations, but May 5th the kids and I are booking the back patio at Chuy's Fiestas and raiding the place with all things May. You're of course all invited. Gifts are welcomed but, if you know May, you know they're not required. Mostly I just want a reason for everyone to fawn over my wife.

Look. I love space as much as the next guy but I am SO glad to be back.

Now.

What are we doing about the dinner on a religious day that we definitely don't celebrate but want to eat our weight in whatever anyway?

This defies logic. The absence of a full moon should surely interrupt the transformation cycle.

Where can I run on this ship?

[Batfam]

Emergency.


Monty asked me to go on a spring break trip with him and his friends.

And I don't know what to do.

I don't socialize well.

[Family]
I do not wish to change this evening around others. Especially not the kittens. Last moon, I retained my sense of self and kept to the fringes of the pack. I have found a suitable place for my four legged self to roam and will ask for a Super-ride.

[Jonathan]
Would you be able to drop me off at Kent lake before sunset this evening?

Due North-West from here. I anticipate I will find my own way back as I expend my energy during the night.

It's Pi Day and I'm a 20 year old math nerd with more money than he should be allowed.

Pizzas for everybody! Get your orders in or a supreme and a cheese are showing up at everyone's doors.

Damian, there's a vegan one coming your way. So18 boys, are we still going vegan or is cheese okay? Anyone else with dietary needs (who isn't a vampire cause I don't think they make blood pizza idk)?

Everyone back to themselves?

Please say yes.

[Batfam + Friends]

No really, check in for me? Even just a thumbs up would be really appreciated.

I'm ordering a bunch of food. Stop in for a minute when you get a chance.

Rachel?

This isn't the Red

Hello Gar stop talking to yourself

Sorry bro

Holy timeskip, Batman! I mean not that I'm not used to jumping around from place to place but this was a little unexpected. Just... a teeny, tiny bit though.

Anyway, hi! I'm Gar. What's up! Guess I'm back in Frisco (sorry Connor made me say it) again. Not bad, not bad. I'm cool with it at least. So, what's good? What do we need to do? Evil villains? Mad scientists? Alien cults? I'm ready! Just say the word and I'll be there in a jiffy.

[ texts; Jason Todd ]

» I need help
» Wait. Non emergency.
» But I need help.

[ texts; Donna Troy ]

» heyyyy gender-neutral-brother-from-another-mother
» Whatcha doooooin?

[ texts; BATFAM GROUP TEXT + DONNA & Q ]

» What are our thoughts on goats?

I like baseball more than football, but I still made tons of snacks for the big game. Come on by if you want some!

I can't explain it but I got real good at crochet. River and I got so much yarn still but we had a lot of fun. I made hats for all the guys at the garage because it gets cold with the bays all open and the new guy Luke ain't even minded it was pink!

I feel like maybe I "crushed" (right??) my resolution already. What'd everybody else get up to? Besides the whole wolf thing. That was weird. But everyone's okay now, right?

Some days I don't know what to do with myself but that's ok. It's all shiny.

I have not felt this way since the chaos shard resurrected me.

Thankfully I am used to coping with little to no sleep.