SECOND CHANCES NET

This won't be like that one movie where all that pink sludge comes up from the sewers to make things come to life right? Nothing oozing from the walls? I can't believe I'm actually saying this but this makes me miss my little bat creature thing even if it didn't talk.

It's May's birthday and she's not back yet and I just really hate this. Everyone else is getting cool powers and shit and I just get one less aunt again.

BILLLLLY

I'm magic too now! I can move things with my brain! COME LOOK!

Not sure if it's something I ate... but I keep seeing colors around people...


... I don't know if it's related to people disappearing.

I'm worried about May. We always meet for coffee before work, but she didn't show up this morning. Her cell is going right to voicemail.

On the day of my presentation!?
I am filled with vexation!!!!

Right. Hi! I'm Evan Buckley, but most people call me Buck. I have a question: I live in LA, can I just go home?

Also, did you know that Golden Gate Park is larger than Central Park?

It is a getting to know you meme! Answer the following questions:

What “old person” things do you do?

How long would you last in a zombie apocalypse?

Who is your favorite cartoon character?

What is your guilty pleasure?

What are your favorite songs from your teenage years that you still rock out to when nobody else is listening?

My answers:

Hot tea and knitting

Til the end, baby.

Daria

Iced mochas

I am still a teen! I'm currently rocking to Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter.

Tags: dracula untold: vlad tepes, julieandthephantoms: luke patterson, marvel animated: james rogers, mcu: cassie lang, mcu: phillip coulson, owl house: luz noceda, star trek: jim kirk, teen wolf: stiles stilinski

Yes, I should have been thinking about this way before now, but this place isn't exactly normal or willing to pause the crazy so that you can consider what you want to do with your life after graduation. I wasn't even sure what I was going to do back home. Daddy probably wanted me to go into law.💤

That moment when you've gotten rid of most of your hobby sets, promised yourself you weren't going to get any more, have actually held to that self-promise, but now aren't quite sure what to do with the time you would have normally spent putting together fiddly bits of plastic.

I need a new hobby like I need a new hole in my head (no comment from the peanut gallery), buuuut suggestions for what I might do with myself?


Wrong answers only.

Sound off, who's going to prom?

[Luke]

If you haven't already asked Julie, I will hide your guitar for two weeks. And you don't have ghost powers to poof it back.

[Private to Casa Danvers/Khan/Lang/Van Dyne + Loki and Thor]
You are cordially invited to dinner that I will be cooking on Sunday at 6 PM Pacific.

I feel like I've figured out Dad's recipes--spicy flavorful but not spicy hot--and I'll make a cardamom cake for dessert. I know it's short notice, but I hope you can all be there.
[end]

Would any legally licensed adult like to go driving with me?

One of the most stressful things on TV is watching a baker's buttercream or mousse split, and there's no saving it. This is supposed to be downtime, and relaxing, but I'm tense watching a baking show.

Before you say anything, Yelena, I know I'm boring. It's fine. I'm embracing it. 😉🖤

At least I don't watch things like this and think I could do it. I'll leave the baking to the professionals.

[Private to James Rogers and Rapunzel]

Can I take you to dinner? Anywhere you'd like to go.

There's nothing wrong. I'd just like to spend time with you both.
[end]

[Private to Bucky Barnes]

Do you want to go to the drive-in this weekend?

Currently talking my family into a trip abroad this summer.

[Filter: Tony, Bruce, May, Peter, Dee, Ned]

How about a summer trip abroad this year? Beignets in Paris sound nice, don't they?

[Added later]

Well, now Peter has me sold on Costa Rica. What do you think?

WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT BEAT SABER YET

Bye. Everyone is losing me to an entire weekend of this. #SorryNotSorry #CalledOutSick #WorstRoleModel


[ DONNA ]
Best friend a guy could have when they're not named Wally West, for the record. With the good advice and stuff.

There's this guy on YouTube who does these food challenges like eat this giant tray of mac and cheese in 30 minutes and you get a free t-shirt and the meal is free. And really, who needs college? I'll just go find a curly fries eating challenge and live off that.

I owe many thanks to both Tony Starks and Captain Rogers. I regret the things I said and did while under that woman's influence. I'm eternally grateful to those who stepped in to take care of my boys. Thank you.

Hi, from sunny Bermuda... where it's currently nap time!

( Cut to Save Mobile, but Still Publicly Viewable )

Man, my hair has gotten crazy long! When did that happen?


(The "tattoos" are drawn on, Phil, promise. I haven't lost my mind. Yet.)

If you had the choice to leave or stay, what would you do?

Anyone got any fun plans for the weekend? Knocking on wood that nothing weird happens.

[Una]

Any plans to celebrate first contact day?