Second Chances: the Network

What the hell is this place?

If you have time today, and you see my very handsome husband, please make sure that you wish him a very, very happy birthday.

Because he deserves it for putting up with me all year.

[Private to Phil, Matt, Clint, Steve]
She didn't leave a note. She always leaves a note when she takes off.

Angie hasn't made another announcement, but even in her foulest moods, she leaves a note.

I'm trying not to panic, but I don't think I'm strong enough to handle losing her, too.
[end]

[Private to James and Julie]
I haven't heard from Yelena, not unusual when she goes off grid, but she didn't leave a note that I can find. If she forgot to leave a note, then the three of us will not let her hear the end of it.

If this is worst case scenario, I'm not letting them move you, Julie. You're family.
[end]

I need a new hobby, and I'm open to suggestions.

So Father's Day is back to being stupid I guess
Can I pull a Tony and just hide in my lab all summer?
Is getting attacked by toys not bad enough?

So my action figures now live in a safe. They can be the kind of collectible you eventually sell. At least until they've had time to think about what they did wrong.

I've now eaten my weight in ice cream. Having super metabolism is the best.

Well, if I'm not ready now, I'm never going to be. And it makes sense to do this before classes start so I can get a better feel for the time constraints.

With that said...

ON TARGET TREATS WILL BE HAVING ITS GRAND OPENING ON FRIDAY, JUNE 27TH!

I'll be open 3 days a week, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday but additional days will be determined as needed. For now anyway! There'll be a rotating menu of baked goods and a set menu of drinks to choose from, weekly specials on our Instagram. Currently parked at [address] though I've been talking to some vendors about some really cool rally and festival type places that I might look jnto if success justifies it?? We'll see!

I'd LOVE to see you guys come out, all displaced individuals get a free 3 pack of cookies with any purchase.

See you there!

Okay, okay, okay, the timing was less than stellar, but...

Mission High's graduation was yesterday!

Happy graduation to everyone who matriculated! (keep that to yourselves, ew)

_{Edited to Add:}

And to EVERYONE who might not matriculate!

(happy, Wynonna?)

I am still May Parker-Banner. Thank you.

I suppose if I had to run a shop, selling incense and oils would be the sort of products I would enjoy sharing with the world. I know quite a lot about them.

In honor of the start of this mysterious occurrence, I'm holding a sale. Two for the price of one on any combination of incense and oils. I also have in stock a number of assorted burners, holders and plates as well as some ceremonial statues of the Buddha.

谢谢

Hear me out hear me out

We rent out a huge area... community center or like idk... hotel bar room or something. Alright?

And then like we hold the whole bash there and the whole community comes--- but here is the best part

we wouldn't want anyone graduating to feel like they aren't special. So everyone gets balloon arches in whatever colors they want. And under that is like their favorite cake/cupcake/desert. And their own little graduation shrine to show off their accomplishments. And we can do like guest books where everyone leaves cheesy life advice and a tip jar for money and shit.

and then we can do like a crazy nacho/french fries/pizza bar. So you can like get a pizza or loaded french fries, or nachos.

Lets make that happen.

Probably should have sent this out earlier, buuuut ~time, ~events, ~life, y'know.

Are you between the ages of 14 - 25 and in need of a little bit of extra cash for the summer?

We've got a bunch of part-time openings at the community centers, including:

• Day Camp Counselors*
  
• Lifeguards**
  
• Community Garden Maintainers
  
• Recreation Coordinators

* First Aid certification not required, but encouraged
** CPR certification required (First Aid encouraged)

If any of y'all are interested, hit me up or contact one of the centers and tell 'em I sent ya.

The centers' websites have a lot more detail, but I'll try to answer what I can.

(Also, this ain't just for the kiddos, so if you're one of the older set and find something [possibly more full-time/permanent?] in the listing you might want to do, I'm sure something can be arranged!)

Okay, who stole all of my socks?

I don't suffer from allergies thanks to the nature of my plant magic.

So while I appreciate how the nice lady at the pharmacy tried, but the allergy medicine is not helping the way she assured me it would. I'm not sure any medicine here will help with this directly. I sneezed, and now I have a field of daisies in my room.

Aww, everything should have been purple...

Thoughts on turning part of the shuttlebay into an archery range?

Because I maybe sorta already did. (#sorrynotsorry)

Before anyone asks:

• Foam tips
  
• Momentum-arresting proximity sensors
  
• You're Welcome

This ain't my first rodeo. Or spaceship.

So... is there anywhere big enough that I could like... stretch my wings a bit?

I've never personally been to space, but I nearly lost Tony to it once so I'm not thrilled with the current reminders. Not to mention I'm a little afraid we're tempting another Thanos situation. That said, I'll help any way I can, although keeping a curious seven year old entertained is going to prove a full-time job.

In an effort to be more celebratorious of myself, my birthday is on Monday and I'm not sure what to do for it, if anything. Glinda suggested a party, but I'm not [...] the best at parties or being the center of attention like that. Rarely does it go well, if I'm honest. What could be smaller, but fun to do?

[FILTER TO 18+]

Guess who has another joke? It's me, I do.

What do you call a deaf gynecologist?

[...]

A lip reader.

I'M GONNA BE 15 and just putting it out there because reasons. Reasons for the dad-shaped people.

[ filtered; Clint & Klaus ]

CAN I GET A JOB ON THE WEEKENDS? mr captain pike got a job with the horses you know the place we went to with mr david and i want to go and i could work there and also do my homework there what do you think??

[ filtered; Jason Todd ]

NEXT BOOK FOR BOOK CLUB. need ideas.

[ filtered; Dean Winchester ]

btw you're dad-shaped :) have you been making friends??

[ filtered; Tommy Maximoff ]

Hi I really liked our not-on-Valentine's-Day date :)

How is it already March? I feel like January just started and now here we are in March.