SECOND CHANCES NET

[Filtered to Yelena]

Luke asked me to go to prom, and I found the perfect dress. I was thinking it could be an early Christmas present.

[Band filter]

Pizza and after party planning this weekend? Unless someone's already got plans...

That moment when you've gotten rid of most of your hobby sets, promised yourself you weren't going to get any more, have actually held to that self-promise, but now aren't quite sure what to do with the time you would have normally spent putting together fiddly bits of plastic.

I need a new hobby like I need a new hole in my head (no comment from the peanut gallery), buuuut suggestions for what I might do with myself?


Wrong answers only.

school related question:

"Write about something that comes easily to you. What makes you so good at this particular thing?"

I'm super strong because that is my mutant power but i don't think that's what they mean. WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT?

Sound off, who's going to prom?

[Luke]

If you haven't already asked Julie, I will hide your guitar for two weeks. And you don't have ghost powers to poof it back.

[Private to Casa Danvers/Khan/Lang/Van Dyne + Loki and Thor]
You are cordially invited to dinner that I will be cooking on Sunday at 6 PM Pacific.

I feel like I've figured out Dad's recipes--spicy flavorful but not spicy hot--and I'll make a cardamom cake for dessert. I know it's short notice, but I hope you can all be there.
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Would any legally licensed adult like to go driving with me?

It's end of the year field trip season and I'm so tired my limbs have turned to jelly but I could absolutely still use a night out if anyone wants in on that.

But I'm starting with Mexican food because your girl needs some carne asada tacos and queso, ASAP.

One of the most stressful things on TV is watching a baker's buttercream or mousse split, and there's no saving it. This is supposed to be downtime, and relaxing, but I'm tense watching a baking show.

Before you say anything, Yelena, I know I'm boring. It's fine. I'm embracing it. 😉🖤

At least I don't watch things like this and think I could do it. I'll leave the baking to the professionals.

[Private to James Rogers and Rapunzel]

Can I take you to dinner? Anywhere you'd like to go.

There's nothing wrong. I'd just like to spend time with you both.
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[Private to Bucky Barnes]

Do you want to go to the drive-in this weekend?

Thanks to y'all, I found some good brisket at the local meat market. If I smoke it overnight, would anyone be interested in brisket nachos Friday? It ends up being way too much for TK and I to eat by ourselves. I would love to share some good Texas cookin' if anyone is interested!

Rooftop yoga, this Thursday at 7am!

Bobby totally gets the credit for the idea, but I found this lady who does house visits. Anyone is welcome!

Working on very little sleep, but I'm going to crush this case.

[FILTER: Mobius]

Any luck with developing a hobby?

[FILTER: Loki]

Celebrate me winning this case this weekend?

Currently talking my family into a trip abroad this summer.

[Filter: Tony, Bruce, May, Peter, Dee, Ned]

How about a summer trip abroad this year? Beignets in Paris sound nice, don't they?

[Added later]

Well, now Peter has me sold on Costa Rica. What do you think?

Quick question...


If a poptarts is a ravioli and a hot dog is a taco.... does that make corn dogs a type of beef Wellington?


[Dick]

Glad you didn't die last month. For the record.

WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT BEAT SABER YET

Bye. Everyone is losing me to an entire weekend of this. #SorryNotSorry #CalledOutSick #WorstRoleModel


[ DONNA ]
Best friend a guy could have when they're not named Wally West, for the record. With the good advice and stuff.

So coming from Texas to here... where's the best place to get my assorted wild meats? I've only been here for a few days but I haven't seen anything that looks that great. This pizza is for the birds.

And also... what is this nonsense y'all put on a bagel?

There's this guy on YouTube who does these food challenges like eat this giant tray of mac and cheese in 30 minutes and you get a free t-shirt and the meal is free. And really, who needs college? I'll just go find a curly fries eating challenge and live off that.

Wow, and here I was thinking, "a whole ass welcome wagon? In MY afterlife? Damn I really did do something right!" And then I realized that there's no way in hell (hell included) that the afterlife is San Francisco.

I did some preliminary research on the specs of this universe. Interesting timeline! Loving the fact that the general populace doesn't think mutants are terrorists. But I need the hot goss. Who is this universe's costumed power couple? Where are The Real Housewives of Avengers Tower??? Who are we rooting for on this season of The Superpowered Bachelor?!!

Hi. Bobby Drake here. Work name Iceman. I'm funny, charming, hot (but make it ice), and very happy to not be dead.

I was going to sweep my wife off for an anniversary holiday but then we decided to be visited by a homicidal maniac who I can't say I appreciate having here.

So I'm going to do that now. We're leaving Friday, Emily no wild parties, Ned don't burn the shop down.

I owe many thanks to both Tony Starks and Captain Rogers. I regret the things I said and did while under that woman's influence. I'm eternally grateful to those who stepped in to take care of my boys. Thank you.

Hi, from sunny Bermuda... where it's currently nap time!

( Cut to Save Mobile, but Still Publicly Viewable )

Man, my hair has gotten crazy long! When did that happen?


(The "tattoos" are drawn on, Phil, promise. I haven't lost my mind. Yet.)

If you had the choice to leave or stay, what would you do?