Second Chances: the Network

So this is new… did I just get sucked into some different universe? What am I gonna have to fight off this time?

Uhhh hi! Sorry, I must have taken a wrong turn. Like a really wrong turn. I'm Barry! I'm from Central City. Kinda need to get back there. Things to do, problems to take care of, you know how it is. There's... no chance this place will let me go, right? Or is it definitely a no right off the bat? Just wondering.

I also wasn't expecting to take such a long trip so I didn't bring my power bars cue Cisco's voice in my head berating me for that. Any suggestions for good spots to eat? I'm like seriously starving.

Thanks!

Fuck.

Fuck fuck fuck.

.... So we are just supposed to dance at these things or what?

I'm confused.

It's April 30th. Don't forget to leave out ramen noodles for Justin! (If you know you know??)

Actually, anyone up for ramen for dinner? The real stuff, not the Maruchan packets. We deserve better.

CK and Lexi
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love, then comes marriage
The comes CK pushing a baby carriage

I cant keep my plant alive

and i failed a math test

what if I'm going to be a bad adult??

Does anyone else want to have a dress burning bonfire on the beach? I couldn't get out of that thing fast enough the other day.

[Mobius]

Sorry I missed your birthday, but I hope it was a good one.

I am skipping school today because THIS DRESS WON'T COME OFF WHICH IS FINE BECAUSE ITS REALLY PRETTY

and i want a tea party.

IS EVERYONE ELSE REALLY PRETTY. so much poof

[Filtered away from Molly Hayes]

I need really good date ideas. Not like... datey-dates

but like really fun dates

that people who like to hang out could do.

I googled it and it says the pier? But I only have like twenty bucks saved up and like dinner there is kinda expensive.

Maybe something chill?

I don't know.

This is stupid.

If I talk to you about something serious are you going to actually listen or are you going to get all weird and run away?

Sometimes I wish I could eat food. Wanda loved cooking so much and food is such a communal experience for humans.

IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS?? i ran into the same guy TWICE and he's so funny!

also if anyone wants to borrow a hat I HAVE SOOOOO MANY

Are you or your loved ones facing an unplanned move? Do you have some anxiety regarding your new living arrangements?

Contact the law offices of me* doing some pro bono work for my neighbors, and I'll be happy to give you a rundown of the contract established with 388 Beale and the UDR management company. Preferably in person, because if I start getting the same questions, I'm just going to start copying and pasting my responses.

Again, that's the law offices of me*. Together, we'll put your concerns at ease.

_{*Matt Murdock is a bar certified lawyer for the State of California, however none of this is remotely admissible in a court of law or legally binding, so don't even try.}

oh god oh fuck Is this Hell? Or a hallucination? Of course if it's a hallucination my brain isn't going to tell me it's a hallucination, that's sort of the whole point. This is probably a hallucination. Or Hell, Hell is still on the table.

On the small chance that it isn't one of those things? Or I guess if it is actually Hell and you're all here with me? Hello, world. I'm David. Sorry in advance.

Unacceptable. I am needed in Gotham.

Grayson. Todd. They assured me you were here and then refused to let me leave. They are under the impression that I need a guardian.

[Richard and Jason]

Bring clothes when you collect me. I was in the middle of something.

( Private to Julie, Lila, Molly, Rapunzel, Ben, Tommy, and Billy )

( Private to Enid )

( Private to James, Steve, and Yelena )

Some of my students are complaining about the substitute history teacher. Something about their voice being so monotone that they fall asleep no matter how many Monsters they slam.

If anyone is interested in a day job as a high school history teacher, I'm sure Angie can doctor some degrees and pull the same strings she pulled to get me my position. Bonus points if you can tell a factual story without putting teenagers to sleep.

Alright, now I am just having fun hunting down the gyms for these little things. I can admit to having fun.

My little ghost friend is turning out to be quite the addition to our team.

Is anyone else out here being purposely combative or is "just having fun running around" more your style?

My stars! are things always like this? I'm Tommy Vega and I just got here. I went to bed after a wedding and woke up here. Don't get me wrong California is great, but my heart belongs to Texas.

When I made the wish, I didn't think too much about it. I almost forgot about it until this morning when I got up and saw my pet bearded dragon, Lou, in a tank in the living room. I missed the little guy and I'm glad to see him once again. Thank you magical cupcake or the powers that be or whoever brought him here.