Second Chances: the Network

This is probably the strangest thing to happen to me since the sword fight with Maximus. Which sounds perfectly normal until you find out that Maximus is a horse.

Is that... I wanna say a cat? On fire?

Right... there's some freaky thing going on with the animals here. I definitely listened to all of that.

Anywaaaay... I should probably introduce myself. I'm Eugene Flynn Rider. There's not a girl here named Rapunzel, by chance, is there?

( Private to Julie, Lila, Molly, Rapunzel, Ben, Tommy, and Billy )

( Private to Enid )

( Private to James, Steve, and Yelena )

Some of my students are complaining about the substitute history teacher. Something about their voice being so monotone that they fall asleep no matter how many Monsters they slam.

If anyone is interested in a day job as a high school history teacher, I'm sure Angie can doctor some degrees and pull the same strings she pulled to get me my position. Bonus points if you can tell a factual story without putting teenagers to sleep.

Cher is gone.


I fucking hate this place.

Emily's magic was seemingly backfiring. I wonder if that is how she got sent back. I am so sorry, Dr. Strange.

Anyone want to drown their sorrows with tea and pumpkin donuts with me?

So, by my count (which, honestly, as an art major isn't my strongest suit) there are three Captain America shields here now?

Do we need to start labeling whose is whose?

Not gonna lie. Yesterday was more frustrating than the birds or the turkeys for me. Not sure what these networks were up to, but glad we're back to normal.

As normal as this gets around here.

Glad that is over. I don't know much emoji speak past smiley faces and hearts.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to try to contribute to an online study group when you can only type in emojis? Do you?

Anyway, thank god that's over. Who's looking forward to school starting back up soon????

Do we need to leave milk and cookies our for Captain America tonight?

[Filtered AWAY from Steve Rogers]

So, it's that time of year again, Kids.

Who wants me to help celebrate my best friend's big day?

Bonus if you can convince his husband to pop out of a cake.

If anyone even thinks about having a bird for a pet, we are no longer friends.

So, I know we've been training and a lot of us have tried organizing before, but Steve's Stark and I have an idea.

Most of you are familiar with the Avengers, some of you might not be. Either way, with everything that happens around here, we figured it wouldn't be the worst idea to team up again and meet regularly to be more prepared for the kind of crap we've been seeing over the years.

Meetings are in Tony's lab on Saturdays. Everyone is welcome (though if you're under 18, we will have a few ground rules).

No pressure for anyone who wants to stay out of this, either. I know some of you have long since retired from the 'superhero' gig, and that's completely okay. You deserve a break. This is just about keeping everyone safe and being prepared the next time birds, lizards, or aliens attack. Or maybe giant jello creatures- I have no idea what's coming.

Please

Birds were attacking. Still out there. Angry??

Art studio. Someone help?

My head hurts.


[ ooc; I am passing out LOL but I wanted to get this up after her narrative - feel free to threadhop ]

Happy Memorial Day for those looking back. This is always one of those tough ones for me.

I knew a lot of good men who died in the war. Too many. I try to remember them on days like these.

[Steve]

Up for visiting a graveyard or two today? Not trying to be bleak, but it's been a couple of years since I've really had the chance and I'm feeling sentimental.

There seems to be an imbalanced influx of magic since our arrival at the castle. Mostly good, but some bad.

Use caution. Watch yourselves. I'd like to think our hosts wouldn't invite us for nefarious reasons but I suppose nothing is impossible.

Guess who's chaperoning prom his year?

Just a reminder, please try not to get into two much trouble. I really hate writing up teacher paperwork and I don't need to explain to the principal why there are holes in the wall or anything.

Fuuuuuuuck fuck fuck


Ok


I know what I saw didn't happen

Or well

It did happen but not here

I just---


If all my parents could like... Check in, that would be cool. Thanks.

It is a getting to know you meme! Answer the following questions:

What “old person” things do you do?

How long would you last in a zombie apocalypse?

Who is your favorite cartoon character?

What is your guilty pleasure?

What are your favorite songs from your teenage years that you still rock out to when nobody else is listening?

My answers:

Hot tea and knitting

Til the end, baby.

Daria

Iced mochas

I am still a teen! I'm currently rocking to Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter.

Tags: dracula untold: vlad tepes, julie and the phantoms: luke patterson, marvel: cassie lang (mcu), marvel: james rogers (animated), marvel: phil coulson (mcu), star trek: jim kirk, teen wolf: stiles stilinski, the owl house: luz noceda

I owe many thanks to both Tony Starks and Captain Rogers. I regret the things I said and did while under that woman's influence. I'm eternally grateful to those who stepped in to take care of my boys. Thank you.

[Voice Message, unfiltered (sorry, boys)]

[feedback whine] It's Steve. If you... don't know... it's Ma... [long burst of static] ...warehouse... [another long moment of static] ...find him... node 361-a. [sound of Steve breathing quietly] ...knows I'm here... Vision, you have to stop him [garbled static, a sudden burst of sound, not unlike something heavy colliding with concrete, a few more seconds of static, then silence]

Audio Transcript

It's Steve. If you don't know, it's May. Warehouse. Find him. Node 361. A. Knows I'm here. Vision. You have to stop him.


( What Steve Actually Said )

_{[OOC: Steve won't be replying, but feel free to use this space to plot/plan!]}