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margo the creator (fucktinkerbitch) wrote in chances_net,
@ 2024-12-20 14:32:00

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julie and the phantoms: alex mercer, marvel: yelena belova (mcu), teen wolf: stiles stilinski, the expanse: james holden, the magicians: margo hanson

I need a date for a really fucking gay Mariah Carey themed holiday party at a club tomorrow night. Who wants to go with me?

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	alexmercer 2024-12-20 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	I'm probably not the demographic you're looking for, but that sounds SO FUN! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-20 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	No one said more than one person couldn't go with me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alexmercer 2024-12-20 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah? I've never been to a for-real-grownup club before! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-20 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	Ugh, that just made me feel so old. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alexmercer 2024-12-20 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	You're not old! I'm just not as nicely baked as you are! I'm not making this better. Please don't disinvite me. You're really beautiful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-20 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	Nicely baked. God, I need another trip to Ibiza so I really can get nicely baked again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alexmercer 2024-12-20 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	Not exactly what I meant, but I guess that's A Very Adult thing you could do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-20 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	How old are you, anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alexmercer 2024-12-20 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	I'm 19! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-20 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but unless you have a really convincing fake ID, I don't think you'll be able to get in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-12-20 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	Okay but if he had a really convincing fake ID would you take him? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-20 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	He wouldn't be the first 19 year old I've taken into a club. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-12-20 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Which is really not that surprising, somehow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-20 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	I don't like to think I'm predictable, but I don't think that fact would shock anyone. 😂 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-12-20 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	We'll just call you consistent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-20 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	I can work with consistent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-12-20 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Enjoy your Mariah Carey thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-20 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks! Are you going to help Alex get an ID so he can go? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-12-20 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	That was the plan. Sounds like my worst nightmare but right up his alley. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-20 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Look at you being the best boyfriend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-12-20 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	It's definitely not a competition but I've gotta score my points somewhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-20 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	I think you're doing a damn good job. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-12-20 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks, Margo. I'll take that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alexmercer 2024-12-20 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	I love you, and I promise I won't do anything to get myself kicked out or arrested! No drinks at all! 🥰 And afterwards, I'll tear it up and not use anything illegal again, and wait until I'm actually twenty-one! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-12-20 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	You're the most responsible under utilizer of a fake ID ever, but I love you anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-21 03:29 am UTC (link)
	If you're going to use a fake ID in the first place, you should probably have at least one drink to take advantage of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alexmercer 2024-12-21 03:31 am UTC (link)
	I'd be a total lightweight. You don't want that kind of albatross, or whatever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-21 03:38 am UTC (link)
	...isn't that a bird? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alexmercer 2024-12-21 03:45 am UTC (link)
	We read about it in school! Like, it was bad luck when they landed on ships, or if a sailor killed one, they had to wear it around their neck. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	alotofpockets 2024-12-21 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	I need to know how it is themed after a person. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-21 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	I'm guessing it's a lot of drag performances to songs from Mariah's holiday CD. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alotofpockets 2024-12-21 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	~~What's-~~ Well that sounds like a party. How did you find this party? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-21 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	I have a feeling it's going to be a good time. And I was trying to find something to do this weekend and came across it. Do you want to go? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alotofpockets 2024-12-21 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	I will go. What is the dress code? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-21 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know that there's a dress code, but my guess is something along the lines of like Christmas threw up on you. I'll probably be wearing a lot of sparkles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alotofpockets 2024-12-21 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	I will figure it out. I am not against colors but I am not sure "Christmas threw up on you" is in my closet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-21 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	I can work a little literal magic if you want. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alotofpockets 2024-12-21 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	Just do not make me light up like Christmas lights and you have a deal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-21 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	No Christmas lights, got it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alotofpockets 2024-12-21 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	Sneaking through shadows while lighting up is very not sneaky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-21 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	You can take a night off from the whole spy assassin aesthetic thing, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	donquixote 2024-12-21 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	I think I am going to regret asking this and I also refuse to look it up in the name of my search history not being completely chaotic... who is Mariah Carey? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-21 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	...oh my God. Have you seriously managed to go your entire life without hearing this song? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	donquixote 2024-12-21 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	I can say with absolute certainty that while I have heard that everywhere here, it is not a thing by the time I am born. My parents probably would have been blasting that every holiday season. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-21 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	What is it with cute boys making me feel ancient? 😂 Anyways, that's who Mariah Carey is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	donquixote 2024-12-21 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	I was born in 2320. Almost everyone here is already ancient by my time, if that makes you feel any better. Okay, so if Mariah Carey is clearly a staple... what else is? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-21 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	Touche, I guess. For Christmas music? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	donquixote 2024-12-21 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	Let's go with yes. I hear the same music on what seems like repeat and don't recognize any of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fucktinkerbitch 2024-12-21 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	Bing Crosby is for sure a staple. If you've never seen the movie White Christmas, you need to. Personally I was a big fan of *NSYNC's Christmas album growing up. (Reply to this) (Parent)