Second Chances: the Network

Okay, no. Too far.

Messing with people’s heads and making them think they’re some kind of star freaking chef with the hots for a? Weird enough. I can barely make toast. Space? Space was also weird. Although it got a little better. You know who you are. The medieval dress up thing? […] Okay that was pretty fun actually. I got a sword. Whatever.

Shrinking people down to action figure size and getting them chased around by a freaking dinosaur? Not cool.

What the hell is this place anyway? Who’s in charge here? Crazy people, that’s who. Anybody else feel like they’re being watched right now or is that just me.

Pie tastes off I think it might be poisoned.

I suppose I should introduce myself. You can call me Book or Shepherd (or Shepherd Book, if you wish). This is definitely not where I expected to find myself, but I'm sure it'll be a great adventure.


Wynonna Earp - it seems I'm to be your new roommate. I'm a bit of a minimalist, so I hope not to intrude on your style much.

[Serenity Crew]

I was told some of you are here?

Earth that Was has one thing goin for it. Food ain't bad. Don't mean I like it though.

[Serenity crew]
Right then. Dinner, Sunday nights. My place. 19:00. Weekly, and I ain't askin. It's an order.

[Dean Winchester.]
Crew's invading on Sundays.

这真是个快乐的进展...Who in their gorram mind detains a man then hands him cash and sets him free? Ontop of that who in the hell expects not to get punched when they speakin nonsense. Lookin like government 垃圾

[SERENITY]
Captain's coming. All in red and out of air.

I just want to thank everyone again for chipping in during our stay on the Enterprise. Ransom, Una, I, and the rest of our crew are all grateful for your assistance. Hopefully you enjoyed your time there and on Vulcan.

I have to say that getting one of my horses from home Whiskey was a very nice "welcome back to SF" present and almost made up for having to leave my ship.

[Adaine, Fig, Una]

Adaine & Fig, Una & I are going out of town next weekend (Fri-Sun). We won't be too far and can come back if need be, but otherwise, you two will have the apartment to yourself. Don't totally trash the place? ;) I'll leave plenty of food and snacks in the fridge - and you can order delivery too if you want.

[Kaylee]

So, your engineering skills were impressive enough to earn praise from Pelia (and me). And I hear that you're just as handy with cars and such.

.. Any chance you think you'd be able to convert an old combustion engine truck into a hybrid?

That was certainly an interesting experience. I want to thank the entire crew of the Enterprise for their professionalism and adaptability for the duration of the voyage. It was a privilege to witness such incredible leadership.

[Captain Pike]

I suppose you'll be taking a much needed rest now? I meant what I said. You were wonderful. You all were. I am so grateful you took such good care of us, especially those who had trouble adjusting. Great leaders deserve recognition, you know.

[Serenity Friends]

I hope we are all doing well, though I'm sure perhaps a bit disappointed to no longer be in space. I was thinking we could all go out to eat together soon. Thoughts?

[Kaylee and River Only]

I don't mean to bring the mood down, but perhaps we should talk to Wash soon? I wish Mal were here Or whenever we all feel is best.

Now, I ain't wanting Serenity to think I'm cheatin on her or nothing but I wouldn't be mad about staying.

[ filtered; Dean Winchester ]

I'd say sorry but I ain't really all that sorry.

[Private to Kaylee and River]

I know we're surprised to see Wash. No one is more surprised than I am. I didn't think we would ever I'm grateful that he is alive and well. Zoe would be so But before we tell him anything, I want us to discuss it amongst ourselves. We don't want to shock him with what we know, and we are the only ones so far who know.

If we decide to tell him, it should be at a time when we all feel comfortable doing it. Even if one of us doesn't feel comfortable with it, then we won't do it. We need to be careful if we tell anyone else about this. I wouldn't want Wash finding out about his own death from someone who is a stranger to him. And as always we can find comfort by talking to one another about what we're feeling.

That said... I'm so happy he's with us, but I still feel a terrible sadness.

So did I take a wrong turn somewhere? Or is this some sort of practical joke. This was Jayne's doing, wasn't it? He finally convinced Mal to get the pilot drunk and leave him stranded on some 上帝遺棄 planet where the Alliance just gives you a warm welcome and some shiny new toys? Trap. This is obviously a trap. If anybody on Serenity can read this some assistance would be greatly appreciated in this hour of need.

Zoë? Kaylee? Anybody? Ah. Help?

Embarrassing things that I have done today, that I don't have to share with any of you but I'm going to anyway so that Dick and Donna can make fun of me forever? Sure. Yeah. I hit the end of my TBR pile and my first thought was 'what am I going to post on my Bookstagram now?'

[ FILTER: QUENTIN COLDWATER ]
Hey, handsome, got plans for tomorrow morning?

Stella is mad I can't rub her face with my mask on. She keeps meowing at me.

>>Hi, Kaylee

>>It's Albus

>>In case you didn't save my number yet

>>Sorry


[A famous country singer, ALBUS POTTER, set to marry a glamorous Hollywood actor returns to their small town roots. When they cross paths with KAYLEE FRYE, their childhood sweetheart – and finally feel inspired to write songs again – they reevaluate their life, their values and their opinion of true love. As their wedding day approaches, they must decide if they have chosen the right person to be their spouse.]

I can't explain it but I got real good at crochet. River and I got so much yarn still but we had a lot of fun. I made hats for all the guys at the garage because it gets cold with the bays all open and the new guy Luke ain't even minded it was pink!

I feel like maybe I "crushed" (right??) my resolution already. What'd everybody else get up to? Besides the whole wolf thing. That was weird. But everyone's okay now, right?

Some days I don't know what to do with myself but that's ok. It's all shiny.

[cw: medical experimentation on a minor]

( FRIENDS )

[KAYLEE & INARA]
Was that... okay?



*[ask if unsure!]

i didn't know there was an actual name for making fancy drinks. mixology? also didn't know you couldn't buy the most important things to put in the fancy drinks if you were under 21, so that was a no go. nobody really worried or cared about that kind of thing back home. luckily i found some cool ones that i've been playing with that don't require any of that. evie would say they're too pretty to drink but what's the point in making food if you don't eat it?

I found the most charming house plant outside my door today. Willow, I promise to give it a good home. I have never cared for a plant, but the directions are easy enough.

[Private to Kaylee and River]

I was wondering if you two would like to have a girl's day out. We could take in the sights and have a meal, perhaps some shopping as well. Everything is decorated so lovely, and it would be nice to spend some time together here.

There's a tea place I have been meaning to visit. And if there's anything either of you would like to see, we should prioritize that.

The postal service seems to be delivering packages to the wrong addresses these days. I have someone's Michael Kors package. Did anyone order a handbag?

I think I just saw a pair of dogs holding paws and walking down the street like humans. This place is weird.