Second Chances: the Network

[Video, the image is shaky and the device is clearly being held down toward the ground, but you can see legs speed walking down a hallway in what look like tan pants.]

(in Asgardian) "Where am I, where am I...? Need to find a way out..."

[The voice clearly belongs a child and a female, almost a whisper. Suddenly the camera moves, the girl hiding behind something. The image lifts to her face, though she's not looking at the lens. A young girl appears, long black hair, and bright eyes. In the frame you can see more of her clothes. The tan pants are actually a jump suit and in bright orange lettering "TVA" is written on the left side of the chest.

Suddenly, she looks at the camera, sticks out her tongue mockingly and the video goes black.]

I believe the word is "mindfuck".

My wife and kids better still be here because I don't think I've got that little thing called control anymore.

Sorry, Molly, I'll hit up the swear jar later if you're still here, please everyone just be here???.

I almost just started heading to the old apartments, too, so that's how screwy everything is right now.

Seriously, what the fuck.

Um. Happy 4th of July, I guess.

Oooobviously your favorite Queer Friendly club has been living it up all month long but we're nearing the end and it's go big or go...I mean, I guess literally or go home.

Starting Sunday we're going to be all in. Themed nights are returning. Sunday is 70s and 80s gay icons, Monday is Pop Diva Night, Tuesday is Bi Appreciation Night, Wednesday is a Silent Disco (we've never done this, tots and pears that it's quirky not sucky), Thursday is Teen Night (no you don't have to identify as LGBTQIA+ to attend, you just have to be supportive and want to have fun!) And then it's a weekend full of PRIDE! Themed drinks (if you've ever had a pink Starburst shot, wait till you "Taste the Rainbow"!), all manner of gay and lesbian and bi artists, and Saturday from 11pm to midnight it's all Gaga. It's how David would have wanted it

I am always excited for the big events but this one's always a favorite. It reminds me of my brother.

If I'm technically in my 50s do I really need a legal guardian? Not that you aren't super cool, Mr. Richter. But what if I'm your guardian?

Oh and hey I'm Mike. I'm into D&D, video games, comics... not so much traveling across dimensions. I guess you guys have an open-gate policy here.

2027? That's... 41 years.

I was told I should introduce myself on here? I'm Will. This is a lot different from 1986.

Sorry, this is a lot and I'm not sure what else to say right now. I just need to go home Is there really no way to go back home?

[Jennifer Walters]

Hi, Miss Walters - I'm sorry if miss isn't right, but I didn't want to assume anything. They said I'll be staying with you while I'm here. I'll try my best not to bother you much.

Edited after a few minutes

Are there still arcades and D&D in the future?

Added a bit later

Why does everything taste like strawberries?

Earth that Was has one thing goin for it. Food ain't bad. Don't mean I like it though.

[Serenity crew]
Right then. Dinner, Sunday nights. My place. 19:00. Weekly, and I ain't askin. It's an order.

[Dean Winchester.]
Crew's invading on Sundays.

[FILTER: Loki]

To hell with whatever entity brings us here. My cousin deserved his life.

To think I delayed my honeymoon by a week to go to an arraignment scheduled today, but instead I'm playing the foil in a sword fighting comedy. (You all are lovely, and the act is very funny—but this is just the principle of the thing.)

At this rate, I'm never making partner.

This is definitely something.

I'm manning the booth for pizza and paninis. Come stop by!

It's literally raining flowers outside for some reason (yes, I know, this place does weird stuff, etc) and now everything's covered in a copious amount of pollen. So that's great.

( Cut for Mobile, but Everyone Can See It )

Everyone is invited!

"But we're not that close." You're invited.

"I don't want to interrupt your big day." You're invited.

"We've never met." You're invited.

"I wasn't here when the invitation went out, but I read back on the network." You're invited.

If you're interested in simply getting together and meeting your neighbors and eating some truly decedent brunch food, you're invited.

No one is getting turned away. Not even Loki.

No idea why I'm filtering her out, she's brilliant, she's going to figure it out. And I'm not great at secrets.

But anyway, the birthday of the beautiful and good hearted May Parker Banner is coming up. And I know the kids and I aren't the only ones who want to celebrate her and thank her for being incredible.

I don't want to interrupt anyone's wild Cinco celebrations, but May 5th the kids and I are booking the back patio at Chuy's Fiestas and raiding the place with all things May. You're of course all invited. Gifts are welcomed but, if you know May, you know they're not required. Mostly I just want a reason for everyone to fawn over my wife.

I'm only mad this is so last minute, I can't possibly go to a concert without something new and cute to wear!

Shopping trip, anyone???

I'm very glad to have my furry son. Maybe this place isn't so bad. I definitely feel better being back on Earth, even if some aspects of space were pretty cool too.

I'm adding "space lawyer" to my resume. Does anyone need my services? ;)

In honor of this most auspicious day, I insist each one of you acquire one of the high quality books being handed out today!

Happy St. Paddy's Day weekend!

No cover tonight and first shot is free for anyone wearing green! Also dollar off of all green drinks - highly recommend the grasshopper.

[FILTER TO 18+]

Guess who has another joke? It's me, I do.

What do you call a deaf gynecologist?

[...]

A lip reader.

Unpopular opinion but I kind of love Daylight Savings? Like, unironically love. Dont @ me.

[Filter: Luke Patterson]

Heeey, broseph. How we doing??

[Filter: Luz Noceda]

Soooo, real talk? Real talk. You said a thing and I totally freaked out about it and now I feel like I'm not talking to you which is not a thing for the record so hi! You have very pretty hair and a cute smile and you're one of my favorite people so can we talk? Let's talk!

Hello!

Does anyone know where I can acquire a tiny baby?

The masks yesterday made me want king cake and so I was going to make king cake pan flaps but the Internet says I need the tiny baby first.

Also, who wants panflaps for dinner?