Second Chances: the Network

Thank you to everyone who celebrated my birthday with me. I will never get over how lucky I am to have such wonderful friends and family. I love you.

[FILTER: Bruce Banner]

It is a bit difficult too, knowing I am not there to celebrate with Peter at home. I hope he is alright.

It's a little unnerving that there are no squirrels in space. I mean, I get it. But it's weird.


Also? I look really good in Science Blue.

In honor of April Fool's Day, my staff pranked me by covering my desk in sticky notes. Who wants to help me undo this mess?

Shiiiiiit

I'm really sorry, man. Need anything? Like, anything I can actually provide, obviously I can't go fight the brings people here thing but other than that.

It's Pi Day and I'm a 20 year old math nerd with more money than he should be allowed.

Pizzas for everybody! Get your orders in or a supreme and a cheese are showing up at everyone's doors.

Damian, there's a vegan one coming your way. So18 boys, are we still going vegan or is cheese okay? Anyone else with dietary needs (who isn't a vampire cause I don't think they make blood pizza idk)?

I don't regret getting an IT job. It's the only skills I've got outside of the whole superhero thing. But damn, I've asked people if they've made sure their computer is plugged in so many times today, and so many times the answer was no. No plugged in, no work, ¿comprende?

Gimme your horror stories, I need to hear other people are having as shitty a day as I am. You know you want to bitch about something.

¿Y por qué no puedo encontrar buenos tamales aquí? Es una mierda.

I like baseball more than football, but I still made tons of snacks for the big game. Come on by if you want some!

I have a very important debate that needs settling. Please ignore that my debate opponent is 6.

BEST SEASONAL TREAT:
Little Debbie Christmas Tree Snack Cakes
OR
White fudge covered Oreos

Please discuss.

Did you order a Very Special Something for yourself or your loved one or a casual funtime pal? If so, please message me privately so I can get it to you.

In my coffee-deprived state this morning, I ripped the mailing label off the box before coming up and couldn't find it when I went back downstairs after I realized this was definitely not an unexpected holiday gift. The packing invoice was also unhelpful, but kudos to the company for maintaining the anonymity.

Regardless, whoever's this is? Have fuuuuuuun!

What's everyone's favorite holiday tradition? I like drinking hot chocolate and decorating the tree.

[Filtered against Lyra]

I know I die today in my world, but I haven't lived it. It is quite the strange feeling. It makes me extra grateful for the time I have here with my family, but it scares me too. I don't want to leave Peter again. I can't leave him again. I failed him once.

This school project is going to kill me. Please send distractions.

I know we are all very excited to get to Christmas, but let's not skip Thanksgiving! I need a headcount. Pepper and I are hosting our family, of course, but anyone without a place to go is invited.

I suppose finding myself in yet another new universe is one way to start a day, though everyone at the processing center seemed surprised that I wasn't exactly jarred by the whole ordeal. I take it that's not common place here? Would've been nice to finish whatever it was the Watcher

Right, anyways. Hello. I'm Peggy, though I think most in my own universe would recognize me as Captain Carter.

Maybe this isn't the vibe I normally give, but I don't care, 'cause...

IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!

🎄🎅🎁🎄🎅🎁🎄🎅🎁🎄🎅🎁

It's my birthday and I have a birthday crown!

Don't forget to come to my skate party! I'm gonna have nachos and a cookie cake!

UH--- guys.


help?

maybe?


I went to open my bedroom door and I accidentally ripped it off the hinges. and Now I'm a little bit afraid to touch anything else.

[ ooc; backdated to Saturday morning like 6am ish oops ]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I just about had a heart attack WHY does this place continue to be weird?

Unless you actually commissioned a life size cheese statue of yourself Stiles and are lying about it.

DUNKIN DONUTS HAS SPIDER DONUTS AND I FEEL SO REPRESENTED RIGHT NOW!!!!

But also mad because New York City has like 20 Dunkins and California as an entire state has what, 30?? Rude.

Fortunately I don't have to full on road trip but I absolutely would.

NATASHA! I am bringing you spider donuts. SPIDER SOLIDARITY!

Hear me out, there should be a chat GPT but like... for algebra.

Like, you tell it the problem and then it solves it, but it also shows you how to do the work because Mrs. Larramore wants us to show our work.


What I am saying is... does anyone want to help me with Algebra?