Second Chances: the Network

Somebody come and eat all this pie I have left over.

I regret every single carb loaded plate I baked and ate yesterday.

I felt compelled to bake today. So, I now have a ton of purple cupcakes, and I know I can't eat them all by myself. If anyone wants some, come by and take some!

It's literally raining flowers outside for some reason (yes, I know, this place does weird stuff, etc) and now everything's covered in a copious amount of pollen. So that's great.

Okay, who stole all of my socks?

I think the mail courier mistakenly put concert tickets for tomorrow in my postbox this morning. Am I meant to actually care about the New Kids on the Block? I thought they'd all have retired or died by now.

I have to admit, this place keeps even me on my toes.

I was thinking about Maximus the other day, so I'm not sure if this is to make me feel better or what, but I feel like I should thank the magic powers out there anyway.

I just have one small, teeny tiny, unimportant complaint...

I have no idea how to ride this thing.


Who's offering lessons?

To: Stiles Stilinski; Kitty Norville

» Um
» Prada is here?

OOC Notes:

• Forward dated to 5 April / Running on UTC/Aussie time
  
• This kicks off the Star Trek Plot
  
• For background on Pike's leadership style, watch him take command of the U.S.S. Discovery

Stardate 202504.05 (Earth relative), shortly after the arrival

Public announcement on the U.S.S. Enterprise / Public Network Post:

Attention, all personnel. This is Captain Christopher Pike. We find ourselves in a unique situation here. We’ve encountered some sort of anomaly. Roughly half of the crew of the Enterprise have disappeared. Simultaneously, residents of San Francisco have suddenly found themselves here. Let me be the first to welcome you to the U.S.S. Enterprise. I imagine everyone has a lot of questions, so let me attempt to answer them.

Ship tours will be available at 1000H, 1400H, and 1800H. (10am, 2pm, 6pm)

( FAQs )



[Una & Ransom]

My ready room when you have a moment. Please.

This is just mean!!!

Delicious, but MEAN.

In honor of this most auspicious day, I insist each one of you acquire one of the high quality books being handed out today!

Since I can't eat all of this cereal by myself, I think I will grab a bunch of it and give it away.

There is so much cereal. I'll never have to buy it again.

Look, I love Fruit Loops and Cocoa Krispies as much as the next person, but I think there is such a thing as too much cereal and having boxes of it overflowing out of my closet? That's a little much, universe.

Stella is mad I can't rub her face with my mask on. She keeps meowing at me.

Thank goodness I don't actually need my glasses to see properly because this mask doesn't allow me to wear both, and it also doesn't want to come off.

At least I'm appropriately attired for any Mardi Gras festivities.

Coming here for a small vacation in hopes of getting some work done has been seemingly worthless. People seriously have no respect for their neighbors! Argh!

How much hot chocolate is too much hot chocolate, because I've had soooooo many...

WHY IS EVERYTHING COVERED IN BUBBLE WRAP??

I think I just might have a black thumb. That's the opposite of a green thumb, isn't it? Despite my best efforts to follow instructions, this plant of mine seems to be on a decline already. Someone help? I do love this little guy, but he doesn't seem to love me very much.

[Rapunzel]

Think you can nurse this guy back to health before they call the plant police on me for being a terrible plant caretaker?

Hey, everyone? Did anyone else get "ambushed" by a person asking trivia questions? I got a gift card to a coffee shop out of it so I can't complain. It was just a little odd!