Apr. 23rd, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I think the mail courier mistakenly put concert tickets for tomorrow in my postbox this morning. Am I meant to actually care about the New Kids on the Block? I thought they'd all have retired or died by now.
Attention, all personnel. This is Captain Christopher Pike. We find ourselves in a unique situation here. We’ve encountered some sort of anomaly. Roughly half of the crew of the Enterprise have disappeared. Simultaneously, residents of San Francisco have suddenly found themselves here. Let me be the first to welcome you to the U.S.S. Enterprise. I imagine everyone has a lot of questions, so let me attempt to answer them.
Ship tours will be available at 1000H, 1400H, and 1800H. (10am, 2pm, 6pm)
My ready room when you have a moment. Please.
Think you can nurse this guy back to health before they call the plant police on me for being a terrible plant caretaker?