Second Chances: the Network

It's a little unnerving that there are no squirrels in space. I mean, I get it. But it's weird.


Also? I look really good in Science Blue.

It is March! The luckiest month of the year. I want to decorate my apartment with pots of gold and rainbows.

[Filtered against Lyra]

I know I die today in my world, but I haven't lived it. It is quite the strange feeling. It makes me extra grateful for the time I have here with my family, but it scares me too. I don't want to leave Peter again. I can't leave him again. I failed him once.

Alright babes, boys and both~~

Kate and I got a bunch of throw blankets from the target dollar aisle. I say we bring our new books and maybe a candle or two and get cozy in one of the conference rooms.

I'm saying snacks, good vibes, blanket first and books. Takers?

I'm gonna be getting my cozy girl life on.

I know we are all very excited to get to Christmas, but let's not skip Thanksgiving! I need a headcount. Pepper and I are hosting our family, of course, but anyone without a place to go is invited.

DUNKIN DONUTS HAS SPIDER DONUTS AND I FEEL SO REPRESENTED RIGHT NOW!!!!

But also mad because New York City has like 20 Dunkins and California as an entire state has what, 30?? Rude.

Fortunately I don't have to full on road trip but I absolutely would.

NATASHA! I am bringing you spider donuts. SPIDER SOLIDARITY!

Sometimes I wish I could eat food. Wanda loved cooking so much and food is such a communal experience for humans.

We've got a lot of resident artists in our community, and I was wondering if anybody was looking to sell any of their pieces. I was something of an art broker/dealer in my corner of the multiverse, and I'd love to see if it's something I can do here as well.

Hit me up if you're interested.

To everyone else: have you moved in yet? The place is pretty nice. A few too many windows for my well-being, but still a bit of an upgrade.

So....


I was looking at the website of the new home and uh. It says only Cats and Dogs, but uh, Tippy has more manners than most dogs. I'm not moving if they don't let Tippy live their too. Sorry, not sorry.

:(

[Pepper]
Do you and Morgan need anything? How can I help?

[Peter]
What do you need?

[Bruce]
Do you need anything, big guy?

1. Tippy assures me that the squirrels are all good and safe. So, don't worry too much about where all the other animals went!

2. HAVE YOU MET SKWOVET YET?! He doesn't speak squirrel, he only says his name, but I love him. He's my best friend for while he's here.

So logically looking back, the candle is flickering, of course you make a wish.

But at the time, my only concern was Cupcake Good.

And the cupcake was, indeed, good.

I'm okay.

I don't really want to talk about it, but I'm okay.

[Private to Kate Bishop, America Chavez, Cassie Lang, Lila Barton, Peter Parker, Ned Leeds, Molly Hayes, Doreen Green, Tommy & Billy Maximoff]

Kate and America: I know you're just getting here, and I don't know when you're from, but when I'm from, I was starting to put together a group of heroes, and you were both on my list. I went to Kate first.

And you're technically the oldest of us here, and that would mean you fall more in the group that Carol and one of the Tonys was working on, but if you're interested, weird things happen around here sometimes, and it's good to have more than just the one group defending home, you know?

Think about it.
[end]

I let the squirrels out of the basement this morning, just to be extra sure that the birds had cleared out...


and I have spent most of the day cleaning the basement....




.... I'm nowhere near done.



#SendHelp

EVERYONE LEAVING FOR PROM LOOKS SO PRETTY.

I love it.

HAVE A GREAT TIME and think of me while I work on organic chemistry homework!

I really appreciate the concern.

I'm fine.

The squirrels are sad. Please offer them cashews or hazelnuts if you have any.

They would appreciate it.


[Pepper, May & Bruce]

Would... it be too cowardly if I ask to hand out with Miss Pepper and the girls? I just... don't want to be in the building for a few days.

I don't know why this needs to be said at all in this day in age.... but DO NOT touch anyone without their express consent. Is that really a hard concept?

I had a middle school kid grab my tail and pull it while I was working today! WHO DOES THAT?!

He was "curious" and "thought it was fake". AS IF YOU COULD BUY A TAIL AS FABULOUS AS MINE.


ugh.

Hey so, I'm usually like, person number one to support the Multiverse and the varying versions and like, Peter 2 and Peter 3 are awesome don't get me wrong.

But I'm very much not okay right now and if you guys could maybe watch your back around the new guy just in case the Multiverse is not exactly on Peter Parker's side right now, that would be swell and I'd super duper appreciate it and I'm going to go look menacing on a building somewhere for a bit but like, if anyone ACTUALLY needs me, please say so thanks.

I CANT UNDERSTAND TIPPY!!!!! Or biscuit. Or Evan.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Well.

At least my family is nice?

This is weirdly uncomfortable. I know I've seen shows where people get amnesia. I'm not a fan.

Hi, I'm Peter, I guess. I apparently know some of you.