Second Chances: the Network

[FILTER: Billy & Tommy]

I was thinking of taking a family vacation this summer. Do you have any suggestions, boys?

I don't have time for this shit.

OOC: April 12 - The ship becomes awash in pinks. Clothes, decor, food, drink, it's weird.

Stardate 202504.12 (Earth relative)

Shipwide announcement / Public Network Post

You may have noticed that we're no longer in motion. We're at [coordinates] to investigate an energy signature that may be the key in helping us get home so we'll be sending probes out to collect data.

As to the ... other... situation. No, I do not know why my ship everything seems to be turning pink. Dr. M'Benga has assured me that it is not a problem with any of our vision, nor is the pink toxic to any of us. If you like pink, enjoy it. If you don't, we're working to restored things to normal.


Number One, Ortegas, if this is either of your attempts to restart the bridge crew prank war, now is not the time.


Added Later: Two decks (decks x & y) will be available and secure for anyone who needs them because of the moon.

[Filtered against anyone who believes in the Easter bunny]

Easter is approaching. I understand the religious meaning, but I must say the idea of an Easter bunny leaving gifts is a funny thought. I keep imagining a giant bunny hopping from house to house.

In an effort to be more celebratorious of myself, my birthday is on Monday and I'm not sure what to do for it, if anything. Glinda suggested a party, but I'm not [...] the best at parties or being the center of attention like that. Rarely does it go well, if I'm honest. What could be smaller, but fun to do?

Um, excuse me, shut up, why did nobody tell me about Chappell Roan before I randomly stumbled onto Pink Pony Club yesterday? And I mean, The Giver? That's my jam, I've been singing it all day. I'm officially mad at all of you for not filling a girl in.

Karaoke night next Friday after I have a chance to memorize her entire discography, anyone?

I didn't expect to be having pie for breakfast this morning, but a very nice man in a large truck had me guessing numbers this morning and gave me a free slice of a very good mixed berry flavor. He was just down the road if anyone else would like to visit him!

I haven’t been to San Francisco in a while. Certainly not a San Francisco this retro.

You still use currency, which will take a minute to get used to.

Name’s Jack Ransom, I’ve been here a day or two but I spent that time reading back through this network. Seems like this place is never quiet for long. Just what I’m used to.

I'M GONNA BE 15 and just putting it out there because reasons. Reasons for the dad-shaped people.

[ filtered; Clint & Klaus ]

CAN I GET A JOB ON THE WEEKENDS? mr captain pike got a job with the horses you know the place we went to with mr david and i want to go and i could work there and also do my homework there what do you think??

[ filtered; Jason Todd ]

NEXT BOOK FOR BOOK CLUB. need ideas.

[ filtered; Dean Winchester ]

btw you're dad-shaped :) have you been making friends??

[ filtered; Tommy Maximoff ]

Hi I really liked our not-on-Valentine's-Day date :)

I can't believe I've been stuck here for a year. I keep waiting to be sent home and yet...here I am, still trapped here. I'm glad I have Carlos here and Lou2, but I miss everyone. I miss home so damn much.

Man, The magic here gets in the way of too many things. It blows.


[Molly]

So... since we missed out date, uh... I can make it up to you?

I can take you out this friday? But there are significantly less heart shaped foods on the menu.

[FILTER: Waverly]

Please talk to me.

I need a break from work. I don't suppose anyone wants to visit the Portland Art Museum tomorrow morning?


[Plot: A best-selling romance novelist, WAVERLY EARP moves to Portland to cure their writer's block and unknowingly falls in love with their biggest critic, VISION. When their true identities are revealed, they have to find the courage and take a leap of faith.]

[OOC: this is an open post to anyone who wants to reply]

I cant keep my plant alive

and i failed a math test

what if I'm going to be a bad adult??

[ filtered; David Haller ]

hi! 👋 Whatcha doing? 👀

[ filtered; against Billy & Tommy ]

EXCUSE ME but what are we doing for Billy and Tommy's birthdays?? 🎂 I have to plaaaaaan

[ BELATEDLY filtered; Clint & Klaus ]

um i kind of forgot to ask permission first but i invited mr david to do horseback riding things that i found and theyre like therapy animals too and i found it online and he really liked the unicorns 🦄 and stuff from my dreams so i thought like MAYBE it would be fun but then he was like what do your parents say so now im asking if its ok 😬

Great Oz I didn't mean to do this! I don't know how it happened, I didn't even touch the Grimmerie, but I can't find a way to fix it I'm so sorry I'm trying everything I can.

I found the most charming house plant outside my door today. Willow, I promise to give it a good home. I have never cared for a plant, but the directions are easy enough.

You know what shouldn't be possible, and yet totally just happened to me?

A seagull.

An actual seagull (which I'm not convinced wasn't a shapeshifting pterodactyl) stole my savory hand pie RIGHT OUT OF MY HAND.

If I wasn't annoyed and still hungry, I'd be impressed. How?

So the sort of holidays where people get together and celebrate over food haven't really been my thing most of my adult life, but I can make some pretty decent matzah balls and challah bread if anyone is looking to add a little Jewish flair to the table for Thanksgiving next week.

I am skipping school today because THIS DRESS WON'T COME OFF WHICH IS FINE BECAUSE ITS REALLY PRETTY

and i want a tea party.

IS EVERYONE ELSE REALLY PRETTY. so much poof