Second Chances: the Network

I think I have finally perfected the virgin margarita. I'm ready for Cinco.

It's April 30th. Don't forget to leave out ramen noodles for Justin! (If you know you know??)

Actually, anyone up for ramen for dinner? The real stuff, not the Maruchan packets. We deserve better.

Roses are red,

Violets are not,

I'm sorry I said Archery is darts for douchebags,

when really its not.

ps, you're hot.

The slopes out here are pretty wild.

I could get used to this.


And yes, I will sign your skis.

[ filtered; Clint, Klaus, Ben, Lila, Jason ]

UM.

I THINK I WENT ON A DATE WITH TOMMY MAXIMOFF. LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO.

NOW WHAT

Nona Inga, the friendly household Grandma ghost, is teaching me how to make a traditional Sunday dinner.

Everyone is welcome.

Apparently none of us in the apartment eat enough.

[Filtered against Lyra]

I know I die today in my world, but I haven't lived it. It is quite the strange feeling. It makes me extra grateful for the time I have here with my family, but it scares me too. I don't want to leave Peter again. I can't leave him again. I failed him once.

Ladies. Spa day. We need it. Next weekend, I am booking out a hotel spa for the day. Details to follow in text messages.

[ LOUIS ]

I have information for you. It might be a little late but I have it.

I may or may not have gone on an almost scary Halloween baking spree. These kitchens are SO nice!

Anyway, I have treats to share if anyone is interested. I can drop off at either complex, too.

[Family Filter*]

I had an idea and it's probably a really wild and crazy idea so I either need someone to talk me into it or talk me down, whichever comes first.

[[* open to interpretation, I don't care who replies tbh]]

Thank god for the movers. I'm not the strong brother, though my husband does look hot when he lifts the boxes to stack them for me.

If anyone needs any over the top design suggestions, let me know!


[Lila, Ben & Molly]

If you guys want to look for new stuff for your room, let me know. I love a good shopping trip.

There are SOME perks to your family occasionally up and disappearing on you and then coming back.

Klaus will always be older than me now. Being the little sister is great! Now if the others were here...

(Very sorry for the tone deafness to people who are hurting and all the housing uncertainty, but...)

I am EIGHTEEN!

I'm in PARIS!

Suck it, Dad!

Thank you to EVERYONE who helped me get this far! In my life back home, that wasn't possible, but here it is, and I couldn't be happier in this moment than I am right now!!!

[Clint, Lila, Molly & Allison]

Hey, the Hargreeves birthday extravaganza is coming up. And while I know its all of our birthday, Ben is turning 18 and that is a pretty epic milestone. So what should we plan for him? I want this to be the best damn day he's ever had.

So, the cupcake that just randomly appeared. That's weird magic that probably shouldn't be trusted, right?

[Text to: Allison, May, Clint, Ben, Lila & Molly]

I'm back. I'm safe. I don't know if I deserve to come home right now.

[vague spoilers for Umbrella Academy season 4]

OKAY SO A FEW THINGS I GOTTA SAY

1. I know I did homeschool but Im supposed to be in high school next and i should probably go to the actual high school right because like some people here still go there so it isn't like i would be totally alone again which is why bullies suck and being alone sucks but also i hear high school sucks so - VOTES??

2. NOT HAVING POWERS SUCKED. i forgot how it felt before i got them and how like not-strong i was and it is probably a moo point mute not issue kind of thought to do like what is it... weight lifting?? but also LOL can you imagine me going to a gym and outlifting all the gross boys??

3. I MET ERAGON!! JASON! now i am gonna go see who else i can find because they've gotta be like all over SF right????? CLINT MAYBE WE CAN FIND ROBIN HOOD.

Can someone come get me? [locatiom pin of a local bookshop] I'm stuck in the bathroom, and I can't keep the Horror in.

Some shelves got knocked over.

[...]

I may have hurt people.

Gonna have to ask any and everybody to keep all body parts out of the chocolate fountain. Let's all get a chance to enjoy before y'all make it nasty.

I know that last year Julia and some others sound proofed my room so that the Lucky's and I could hang out in there without worrying about the fireworks


Can someone maybe come and do that this year? They seem to start earlier every year and I would like to not be surprised.

Are we having a 4th of July party? We always have a 4th of July party. Tony needs to get us way too much food and we need to party on the roof with grilled meat and fake meat of varying types and... Party!