Second Chances: the Network

So I know there's a lot of people here who can do magic and there's lots of different kinds but is there anyone who's like...actively studying magic? And how to do it correctly? Or like... Okay, if it's weird say so, but is there a Coven around here?

[Filtered to Mom Wanda]

There's someone new here. Her name is Diana and she's pretty new to doing magic. Apparently she's got this whole Light vs Dark thing going on in her and she has a hard time controlling the Dark part and I was kind of wondering if maybe you had any advice for her or if there was anything you could do to help her or anything and you obviously don't have to, especially if it's like triggering or anything but if you could or if you know anything that might help her, that'd be really cool.

If anyone does need to go out in this garbage, I'm more than willing to offer portal access. Obviously you should stay in if you can but let's be honest, some of us have no choice. Supplies will eventually run out, after all.

And it should go without saying, drive safely if you're going out. Take it from experience.

Okay. So, still wrapping my head around interdimensional travel being possible. I mean, there've definitely been theories and discussions of some sort of multiverse being possible, but there hasn't been any actual evidence or anything.

It's pretty cool, actually. And that there are people with actual magic and superpowers here? Even cooler. I have so many questions.

Anyway, I should definitely introduce myself. My name is Lahela Kamealoha, I'm sixteen years old, and I'm a doctor. So the whole school thing is definitely throwing me a bit. Though it might be fun to see how fast I can get through high school this time. But I do not want to go through med school all over again. Not that it wasn't fun the first time, just don't really feel like starting from the bottom again.

Also, was definitely not prepared for the weather. I'm from Hawaii, so definitely not accustomed to the cold. Or ice.

[Filtered to Alex Udinov]

Hey there! I was told that you were going to be my guardian while I'm here. I just want to say thanks, I can guess that being saddled with a teenager that you don't know definitely isn't an ideal circumstance.

DCE Medical Center is officially open for business.

Yes, yes, I'm very proud of me, too. (in before the Captain?)

In the more serious and genuine, thank you to everyone who's helped put this together. This was not, in any way, a one man show. My physicians taking patients, my office staff, and my team behind the scenes are the only reason this is happening. So thank you.

Now that's more than enough being genuine, gross, I need approximately six coffees and three green teas to get through today.

For fuck sake

Despite the insanity of last month, the clinic is still on schedule to open at the end of the month. Given what all we learned during....that, if any of our displaced residents need help sooner, we can take you. The plan is still no charge for the displaced.

Now if everyone will excuse me, I think being mind numbingly drunk for at least a few hours sound amazing.

[America]
But if you need anything, poke me anyway. You I'll sober up for. Everyone else can...what is it? Gtfo?

So, I've been working with Kaylee.. and like I'm still new at it all and stuff, but if anyone's car got damaged or anything, I can help fix it for free.

Or like, well, I mean, you'll need to pay for parts and stuff, but I can probably do the work. If you need it done.

I haven't had a headache this bad since the goddamn birds.

Fun fact about me? I actually really like old cars and most cars in general. But I've never driven before. There are Model T cars around town, and they'll drive you places. Took one to go get sushi for breakfast.

Yeah, you heard that right. I prefer sushi for breakfast.

[Barry and Caitlin]
I think we need a night out. Observatory night out that is.

[Dr Strange]
Status update on the ridiculously expensive software is it's being linked to your other systems so they will all talk to each other properly and be able to relay information as needed. But it's gonna take a while to complete.

I can't say this is what I was expecting today.

Apparently, I'm going to be here for awhile, so I might as well introduce myself. My name is Wanda Maximoff. I was told that this world is very similar to my own, and that there are people here who might know me.

[Filtered to Vision and Tommy Maximoff]

...I was told that you both are here.

September just feel really, really long to anyone else?

Can someone take me to the store? I have his my his a credit card.

Tony!

Someone kidnapped me!

I didn't run away!

[STEVE ROGERS]

Plans for your birthday? Also, I have a gift for you.

[AMERICA CHAVEZ]

Assuming it's alright with Stephen, would you like to go axe throwing on Saturday? Just you and me. We can grab dinner before, too.

[STEPHEN STRANGE]

May I take America off your hands on Saturday?

[America]

Hey kid, there's a pretty big birthday coming up. I know you don't want to go all out again and I don't know that I could do it without them anyway but what would you actually like to do? Dinner somewhere? Take your friends to a movie? Small party? I don't know, whatever you're up for.

[Wynonna]

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."

I feel like I haven't been to a baseball game in forever and while the Giants wouldn't be my preferred team, they're playing the Red Sox this weekend and I was wondering if anyone might want to go with me? We can always make it a group.

[STEPHEN & AMERICA]

And for you two, I'd love to invite you both over for dinner sometime soon, if you like.

Been a while since people left like this, huh?

[Dr. Strange]

If you leave, I'm living by myself. Period.

My gold coin turned out to just be chocolate and it melted in my jacket pocket and everything sucks and I was talking to this cute girl outside of the cafeteria at school and a bird pooped on me and I was in a hurry to go to the bathroom to take care of it and I got hit by the bathroom door and now I have a black eye.


Everything sucks.

Uh...

Uncle Stiles, I know I'm not supposed to snoop but uh,

Don't look at who is checked in at room 3.

Not to knock all the declarations of love and all, but if any cute girls want to have a crush on me I would love a date to Chipotle.

All trace of Stilton is officially gone, and thanks to the Chocolate Layer Cake candle, you'd never know he was here.

[Filter: Alex]

How much notice do I need to give you to maybe ditch a day or two (or three) of classes?