Second Chances: the Network

This place is weird.

What kind of stuff is there to do here? I read a lot about San Francisco. Does the trolley thing go everywhere?

Alright folks, seems like we need a sitrep.

Did anyone else feel anything weird this morning? Do we know how many folks are arfected or what caused it?

Added: On-going list of those affected
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[Matt]

Well, at least we have the day off to deal with this?

Added later: [ NYMPH - Natasha + Yelena + Matt + Phil]

Наталья? Елена? Зарегистрируйтесь, пожалуйста? Что бы вы хотели на ужин?

[Clint]

How's my favorite archer?

Momma? Daddy?

This isn't Oakshield.

I'm going to be late for spirit squad.

[STEVE ROGERS]

Plans for your birthday? Also, I have a gift for you.

[AMERICA CHAVEZ]

Assuming it's alright with Stephen, would you like to go axe throwing on Saturday? Just you and me. We can grab dinner before, too.

[STEPHEN STRANGE]

May I take America off your hands on Saturday?

[America]

Hey kid, there's a pretty big birthday coming up. I know you don't want to go all out again and I don't know that I could do it without them anyway but what would you actually like to do? Dinner somewhere? Take your friends to a movie? Small party? I don't know, whatever you're up for.

[Wynonna]

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."

I feel like I haven't been to a baseball game in forever and while the Giants wouldn't be my preferred team, they're playing the Red Sox this weekend and I was wondering if anyone might want to go with me? We can always make it a group.

[STEPHEN & AMERICA]

And for you two, I'd love to invite you both over for dinner sometime soon, if you like.

I am aware there is a hospital here but I am reaching out to see if there's any physicians here that are able or willing to take on care.

I have no health concerns except for requiring monitoring for my liver as I am a transplant recipient and radiation poisoning.

Been a while since people left like this, huh?

[Dr. Strange]

If you leave, I'm living by myself. Period.

[Dr. Strange]

Would it be alright to pass by your shop today for that interview? I would have come sooner, but we had a situation with someone from our 'Verse arriving that I had to handle.

[Mal Reynolds]

How have you been adjusting?

I have to run some errands today. Is there anything you need me to get you? And... when you get settled, I'd like for us all to get together and discuss some things. But you're the Captain, so we'll follow your lead whenever you're ready.

Guess what? JOKE TIME.

What do you call a moose with no name?







Anony-moose.

I am still May Parker-Banner. Thank you.

I thought it was impossible to burn ramen?

[FILTER TO 18+]

Guess who has another joke? It's me, I do.

What do you call a deaf gynecologist?

[...]

A lip reader.

[FILTERED TO 18+]

Here's a joke for all of you over 18 (because Waverly freaked out on me about traumatizing some poor child):

What do a police hotline and a glory hole have in common?

[...]

They both rely on anonymous tips.

🤣🤣🤣

I took up a new hobby and now I appear to be drowning in skeins of yarn. Amusingly enough, despite this, I feel like my mother would be deeply proud of me for finally deciding to learn how to do something properly ladylike with my time.

The problem with a magically induced incredibly good mood is that eventually, said magic will end. And you're actually left feeling worse.

And no, I didn't do this to myself. I'm not sure I even have a spell for that. I can't promise I wouldn't have tried it

[Rogers]
Are you still feeling up to "helping with a distraction project" or however it was phrased?

I suppose finding myself in yet another new universe is one way to start a day, though everyone at the processing center seemed surprised that I wasn't exactly jarred by the whole ordeal. I take it that's not common place here? Would've been nice to finish whatever it was the Watcher

Right, anyways. Hello. I'm Peggy, though I think most in my own universe would recognize me as Captain Carter.

I walked through the park to get breakfast sandwiches for Strange and I... and these little babies have been following me since I passed the pond. I couldn't find the mom.



So, I guess I need six names? I can't tell what their genders are, so they have to be unisex.

Also, what do ducklings eat?

UH--- guys.


help?

maybe?


I went to open my bedroom door and I accidentally ripped it off the hinges. and Now I'm a little bit afraid to touch anything else.

Do we have anyone looking for work?

Full time with benefits. My current best employee is a college kid and while he's been doing a great job, he needs to focus more on school than a retail job. I'll still be doing the behind the scenes things but customer service has never been my strong point and I don't have anyone talking me down from cursing rude customers anymore.

I just can't be in there anymore, it feels haunted

I'd rather give the position to someone in our community if it's needed.