Second Chances: the Network

[Filtered Away from De-Aged]
How many of our affected friends and neighbors are of the sticky finger persuasion?

I already got the running total for Parker. It's not as bad as it could've been, but she hasn't been trained yet. Still, I'm gonna pay them back, and I'm happy to foot the bill for any of the others, too.

There's more of us here with half-feral childhoods than I realized.
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I didn't get any takers when I asked the last time, but we suddenly have a bunch of new kids on the block (oh oh oh oh oh): Does anyone want my action figures? Free to a good home. I'm gonna leave the box outside Apartment 1906 in Tower One. You can come take whatever you want.

[Filtered to Prim and Parker and Eliot]
I know there's a lot going on, but I saw that there are back to school sales already, which means pretty sweet deals on clothes. Do you girls want to go shopping and get some food. Maybe go see a movie after?

[Private to Eliot]
Because who knows how long Parker will be this age?

Momma? Daddy?

This isn't Oakshield.

I'm going to be late for spirit squad.

I haven't been here for that long but I have to say this place isn't half bad.

[America]

Hey kid, there's a pretty big birthday coming up. I know you don't want to go all out again and I don't know that I could do it without them anyway but what would you actually like to do? Dinner somewhere? Take your friends to a movie? Small party? I don't know, whatever you're up for.

[Wynonna]

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."

Okay, no. Too far.

Messing with people’s heads and making them think they’re some kind of star freaking chef with the hots for a? Weird enough. I can barely make toast. Space? Space was also weird. Although it got a little better. You know who you are. The medieval dress up thing? […] Okay that was pretty fun actually. I got a sword. Whatever.

Shrinking people down to action figure size and getting them chased around by a freaking dinosaur? Not cool.

What the hell is this place anyway? Who’s in charge here? Crazy people, that’s who. Anybody else feel like they’re being watched right now or is that just me.

Pie tastes off I think it might be poisoned.

I gotta be honest. This is not quite how I pictured the afterlife.

I suppose I should introduce myself. You can call me Book or Shepherd (or Shepherd Book, if you wish). This is definitely not where I expected to find myself, but I'm sure it'll be a great adventure.


Wynonna Earp - it seems I'm to be your new roommate. I'm a bit of a minimalist, so I hope not to intrude on your style much.

[Serenity Crew]

I was told some of you are here?

Guess what? JOKE TIME.

What do you call a moose with no name?







Anony-moose.

Okay, okay, okay, the timing was less than stellar, but...

Mission High's graduation was yesterday!

Happy graduation to everyone who matriculated! (keep that to yourselves, ew)

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And to EVERYONE who might not matriculate!

(happy, Wynonna?)

这真是个快乐的进展...Who in their gorram mind detains a man then hands him cash and sets him free? Ontop of that who in the hell expects not to get punched when they speakin nonsense. Lookin like government 垃圾

Is this a normal thing to have a bunch of people disappear after a weird event has taken place?

Great. Cool. Fucking love a mass exodus like that.

[WAVERLY]

What do you need, babygirl?

Good day my fine, similarly confused friends!

Today you all find yourselves equally blessed, for whoever is responsible for all this strangeness saw fit to give me a stage and permission to make you laugh until you cry. Did you hear the one about the knight who won a pie, a cake, and a pudding in the tournament? Guess you could say he got his joust desserts.

This one-man comedy act is here all week! I think? I'm here for some amount of time, however long this thing lasts.

Anybody got a suit of armor and a live chicken I could borrow? Don't ask questions.

This place is weird. I mean it does shit like steal all your socks and send you to freaking space. On the other hand, it also gives you your Baby.

My car. My car is my baby, we've been making up for lost time.

Seriously? I've been abducted again... Are we really supposed to pretend like everything is fine and live out our lives?

I just want to thank everyone again for chipping in during our stay on the Enterprise. Ransom, Una, I, and the rest of our crew are all grateful for your assistance. Hopefully you enjoyed your time there and on Vulcan.

I have to say that getting one of my horses from home Whiskey was a very nice "welcome back to SF" present and almost made up for having to leave my ship.

[Adaine, Fig, Una]

Adaine & Fig, Una & I are going out of town next weekend (Fri-Sun). We won't be too far and can come back if need be, but otherwise, you two will have the apartment to yourself. Don't totally trash the place? ;) I'll leave plenty of food and snacks in the fridge - and you can order delivery too if you want.

[Kaylee]

So, your engineering skills were impressive enough to earn praise from Pelia (and me). And I hear that you're just as handy with cars and such.

.. Any chance you think you'd be able to convert an old combustion engine truck into a hybrid?

How has it been three months since I arrived here? Feels like time is moving faster here than it does back in Purgatory.

[Family]

As much as I don't want it to be, I think the honeymoon is over. Time for me to get back into uniform, I guess.

I don't have time for this shit.

I never thought I'd say "actually, I preferred being in space," but this place can seriously go fuck itself with these magic eggs. And no, I don't want to talk about it.

[WAVERLY & NICOLE]

(Attached image of Doc's hat and leather jacket laying on her bed.)

Shocker, but being on this ship doesn't suck quite as much as I thought it would. Plus the phasers are kind of cool. Can I keep mine?

[CHRIS PIKE]

Downside is several people here keep calling me Captain and while that's definitely a term that I could get used to, I think they're mistaking me for your girlfriend.