Second Chances: the Network

Really not a fan or this place making Una disappear a day after I came back. Talk about taking the cake for bad timing.


Sorry to those I worried with my abrupt disappearance.

[DEAN WINCHESTER]

Consider this a check in now that it's been a couple of days. Doing alright?

So this is new. Which I'm sure you get all the time. Jack Wilder. You wouldn't know the name which kind of hurts, ego wise.

The government types? Seem a little stressed. A little disorganized. I got sent on my way, told I should do a thing on this thing. Anyone want to add a security badge to their collection? Also, I'm looking for takeout suggestions. East coast, best coast or something.

WHO IS WAVERLY? (Hi, new roomie I guess and I'm en route)

[LAWYERS + DEAN WINCHESTER]

I know people have questions. We don't have answers that we feel safe putting out there yet.

What we do have is a situation where it feels like shit is about to hit the fan real fucking quick, though.

Can any of you be on standby in case we need you?

Hi, yes, hello. I introduced myself when I first got here and you have all been so incredibly welcoming so I'm really hoping I'm not overstepping any bounds here. But see, the thing is, when I got here I had my wife here. And then after she was gone I still had my ward. But now she's gone too. And I have been trying my hardest not to map out every single attack or odd happenstance that I can track down on the network to try to triangulate a location right now because I'm sure that better and more experienced minds than mine are already on it. But it's driving me bonkers and I don't know how much more I can take without something to take my mind off of my sister feeling so helpless.

My name is Waverly Earp. I have a masters degree in ancient languages, for those of you who chose not to participate in two truths and a lie with me. And I'm half-angel, which I sort of keep under the rug but you know, desperate times. Will somebody please give me something to do so I can feel useful? Before I go off and make up something myself?

_{(OOC-posted first thing the morning, 10/25)}

[BatFam+ & Friends]

First and foremost: I'm/we're okay.

Chris and I tried to go to the store last night and were attacked on our way back. They were after me, but Chris pushed me away. He was shot, but he's okay.

( [Wynonna + Chris] (cut for language) )

To: Wynonna, Buffy

» You see that statement from the city?
» I’m looking to find that son of a bitch

( Note left for Waverly Earp )

( Note left for Doc Holliday )

[ Filter to: Wynonna & Buffy ]

Found the hunters.

They're organized and they're gearing up for something big. I don't know what but that stunt with the werewolves and the two vampires was only the beginning.

I've got an in and I'm taking it. They're looking for more like-minded people on this side of the road blocks, but if you sign up you can't tell anybody and you're gonna have to be okay with getting your hands dirty.

Your choice.

I do not wish to cause alarm, but it should be known that there was an attack last night on some of the wolves.

While I have no information on who they were or why they were there, I did gather an immense feeling of anger and panic from them as they retreated. One of them may also have some broken bones. Do with that information as you will.

Do you remember the 21st night of September?

Happy Birthday, Wynonna. You have no idea how happy I am to be here to celebrate it with you.

Alright, freaks and geeks, it's officially the Earp birthday month. Let the chaos commence.

[WAVERLY + DOC]

But for real, the fuck are we doing for our birthdays, baby girl?

[FILTER 18+]

Guess what time it is (and yes, I can hear your groan from all the way over here, Strange)?




If watermelons are full of water, what are kumquats full of?

I'm sure some of you have seen America is here. She's about 7. From what I can tell, she's from right before it all went to shit for her. She's happy and carefree and adorable and perfect.

And if any of you breathe a word to her about what's coming up in her life, I'll personally demonstrate why there are entire dimensions that won't even speak my name.

Got it? Good.

[Filtered to Dr. Tam]

A word, if I may?

[Filtered Away from De-Aged]
How many of our affected friends and neighbors are of the sticky finger persuasion?

I already got the running total for Parker. It's not as bad as it could've been, but she hasn't been trained yet. Still, I'm gonna pay them back, and I'm happy to foot the bill for any of the others, too.

There's more of us here with half-feral childhoods than I realized.
[end]

I didn't get any takers when I asked the last time, but we suddenly have a bunch of new kids on the block (oh oh oh oh oh): Does anyone want my action figures? Free to a good home. I'm gonna leave the box outside Apartment 1906 in Tower One. You can come take whatever you want.

[Filtered to Prim and Parker and Eliot]
I know there's a lot going on, but I saw that there are back to school sales already, which means pretty sweet deals on clothes. Do you girls want to go shopping and get some food. Maybe go see a movie after?

[Private to Eliot]
Because who knows how long Parker will be this age?

Momma? Daddy?

This isn't Oakshield.

I'm going to be late for spirit squad.

I haven't been here for that long but I have to say this place isn't half bad.

[America]

Hey kid, there's a pretty big birthday coming up. I know you don't want to go all out again and I don't know that I could do it without them anyway but what would you actually like to do? Dinner somewhere? Take your friends to a movie? Small party? I don't know, whatever you're up for.

[Wynonna]

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."

Okay, no. Too far.

Messing with people’s heads and making them think they’re some kind of star freaking chef with the hots for a? Weird enough. I can barely make toast. Space? Space was also weird. Although it got a little better. You know who you are. The medieval dress up thing? […] Okay that was pretty fun actually. I got a sword. Whatever.

Shrinking people down to action figure size and getting them chased around by a freaking dinosaur? Not cool.

What the hell is this place anyway? Who’s in charge here? Crazy people, that’s who. Anybody else feel like they’re being watched right now or is that just me.

Pie tastes off I think it might be poisoned.