Second Chances: the Network

Look. I love space as much as the next guy but I am SO glad to be back.

Now.

What are we doing about the dinner on a religious day that we definitely don't celebrate but want to eat our weight in whatever anyway?

Soooo, how long do you guys think we'll be stuck here?

Yeah um, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto. It seems we've gone way way over the rainbow.

That's the last time I eat spicy fried pickles before bed.

I'd like to wake up now.

[Family]
I do not wish to change this evening around others. Especially not the kittens. Last moon, I retained my sense of self and kept to the fringes of the pack. I have found a suitable place for my four legged self to roam and will ask for a Super-ride.

[Jonathan]
Would you be able to drop me off at Kent lake before sunset this evening?

Due North-West from here. I anticipate I will find my own way back as I expend my energy during the night.

Thank goodness I don't actually need my glasses to see properly because this mask doesn't allow me to wear both, and it also doesn't want to come off.

At least I'm appropriately attired for any Mardi Gras festivities.

I don't regret getting an IT job. It's the only skills I've got outside of the whole superhero thing. But damn, I've asked people if they've made sure their computer is plugged in so many times today, and so many times the answer was no. No plugged in, no work, ¿comprende?

Gimme your horror stories, I need to hear other people are having as shitty a day as I am. You know you want to bitch about something.

¿Y por qué no puedo encontrar buenos tamales aquí? Es una mierda.

Everyone back to themselves?

Please say yes.

[Batfam + Friends]

No really, check in for me? Even just a thumbs up would be really appreciated.

I'm ordering a bunch of food. Stop in for a minute when you get a chance.

Rachel?

This isn't the Red

Hello Gar stop talking to yourself

Sorry bro

Holy timeskip, Batman! I mean not that I'm not used to jumping around from place to place but this was a little unexpected. Just... a teeny, tiny bit though.

Anyway, hi! I'm Gar. What's up! Guess I'm back in Frisco (sorry Connor made me say it) again. Not bad, not bad. I'm cool with it at least. So, what's good? What do we need to do? Evil villains? Mad scientists? Alien cults? I'm ready! Just say the word and I'll be there in a jiffy.

[Filter; Dick and Jason]

Luz and I are going to the movies tonight and I am not freaking out at all about what she said and getting burgers want me to bring something back?

Are you both okay after that??

[Filter; Natasha]

You know that thing I was worried about happening because I didn't know if I was ready for it to happen well it happened.

[ texts; Jason Todd ]

» I need help
» Wait. Non emergency.
» But I need help.

[ texts; Donna Troy ]

» heyyyy gender-neutral-brother-from-another-mother
» Whatcha doooooin?

[ texts; BATFAM GROUP TEXT + DONNA & Q ]

» What are our thoughts on goats?

I like baseball more than football, but I still made tons of snacks for the big game. Come on by if you want some!

I never thought I'd be a hipster douchebag, but here we are. Me making my own beer in the comfort of my apartment. Anyone legal want to help out as a taste tester? I've been experimenting with different recipes and techniques, and I'll be honest, I've tasted so much beer at this point that I can't tell the difference anymore.

This is AWESOME!!

I can't believe they gave me so much money! I'm gonna by all the noodles. Maybe I can get soda! Mom doesn't let me drink it at home, but this isn't home.

OH! Sorry. Manners. Hi, I'm Jon! Jon Kent. Nice to meet you all!

[ texts; Julio Richter ]

» You awake?
» If you're not awake, I'm going to feel really bad
» Because it's like 2am
» You're probably asleep
» I'm bored. It's quiet. "TOO quiet~"
» Please be awake. I have a question

I have not felt this way since the chaos shard resurrected me.

Thankfully I am used to coping with little to no sleep.

Baby bro and I made a little discovery while we were on patrol last night. Several little discoveries, actually.

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No sign of a mother, and we waited and watched for a while. Obviously we brought them home, we weren't going to just leave them in an alley, who does that? By the way, have you ever tried to carry six kittens in a jacket before? Damian had the other two, sure, but it's an experience.

Anyway, the two kittens with arrows are staying with us, but the other six are looking for homes. They're about five weeks from what we can figure. They're trying the wet food but they're still going to need some bottle feeding or maybe gruel? We've been on the phone with the vet figuring the details out.

Oh, I'm supposed to tell you that Damian will be vetting the applications for kittens and he takes his job very seriously, so put your best foot forward. Also you have to adopt them in pairs because single kittens? Not a good idea.

I went and got a guitar the other day and it turns out that I’m not doing too bad. Maybe it’s something I can stick with?

Jay - which Dennys was it that you got banned from?

[ filtered; BatFam+ (includes Enid and Donna!) ]

(lol.)

Alright. What passes for a menu has been finalized for Christmas dinner because we are totally doing this thing and not going to fail. I've got assignments written down, everything is on our fridge so take your name (duh). Tim you've got a key; don't use a window.

SOs, Superman, and people who don't have a place to otherwise go who haven't been claimed by someone else in the building are invited so let's not botch this. Money is also taped to the fridge for runs to the store for any trial runs you want to attempt.

Don't burn the apartment down. Yes, I can follow my own rules.

Let's make Alfred proud.

[ filtered; Clark Kent ]

Hey Blue! Christmas dinner at our place?

I got distracted and burned the meatloaf. Bruce, can you pick up pizza?

Did Pascal put someone up to this?

I'm not sure what's happening, but I gotta say I am absolutely pulling this look off. This dress really brings out the color of my eyes. I've never felt so pretty.

[Rapunzel]
You might have some competition for prettiest princess around. I really work this tiara.