Second Chances: the Network

I need a job. Who is hiring?

I was running for my life when suddenly I ended up here. That doesn’t seem right.

oh god oh fuck Is this Hell? Or a hallucination? Of course if it's a hallucination my brain isn't going to tell me it's a hallucination, that's sort of the whole point. This is probably a hallucination. Or Hell, Hell is still on the table.

On the small chance that it isn't one of those things? Or I guess if it is actually Hell and you're all here with me? Hello, world. I'm David. Sorry in advance.

Has anyone moved into the new apartments yet? How is it?

Unacceptable. I am needed in Gotham.

Grayson. Todd. They assured me you were here and then refused to let me leave. They are under the impression that I need a guardian.

[Richard and Jason]

Bring clothes when you collect me. I was in the middle of something.

I know I can't talk, I worked on an absolutely terribad network vampire detective show, but dear baby Jesus how did Twilight get made into a movie? How was it even published? This is the worst vampire story I've ever seen and I'm only on the first movie here.

Please tell me it doesn't get worse... I don't care if you have to lie.

Hello everyone. My name is Inara Serra. I've only just arrived here.

I suppose my shock has rendered me somewhat speechless, and I apologize for that. It's just that I never imagined in a million years that I would somehow end up in Earth-That-Was. It's exactly as they described it. Green and lush. I ought to stop staring at everything, shouldn't I?

Instead, I should probably try to find my friends. I wonder if the crew of the Serenity is around. I think I need some time to think about what's just happened, but I'll be glad to speak with anyone here.

Whooo else would like their nails painted? I only have sixty nails total between Dick, Quentin and Jason and I have run out of room LOL.

Thanks to my wish I have (almost) every color known to man!!!
🎈🍊🌼🧩🧵🟣🎀

Now it really feels like fall. My grandmother always knits us these sweaters for the hols.

I'm okay.

I don't really want to talk about it, but I'm okay.

[Private to Kate Bishop, America Chavez, Cassie Lang, Lila Barton, Peter Parker, Ned Leeds, Molly Hayes, Doreen Green, Tommy & Billy Maximoff]

Kate and America: I know you're just getting here, and I don't know when you're from, but when I'm from, I was starting to put together a group of heroes, and you were both on my list. I went to Kate first.

And you're technically the oldest of us here, and that would mean you fall more in the group that Carol and one of the Tonys was working on, but if you're interested, weird things happen around here sometimes, and it's good to have more than just the one group defending home, you know?

Think about it.
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I guess I can cross multiverse jumping off of my bucket list. Hi, I'm Kate. Has anyone seen a one-eyed golden retriever and a guy named Clint? I was with them before I showed up here.