Second Chances: the Network

Okay, who stole all of my socks?

I don't have time for this shit.

So here I am. Just got here, not sure how, and this is all kinda weird. Not too sure what’s happening. Who wants to fill me in?

Aww, everything should have been purple...

Can someone explain how I fell asleep in O'ahu and woke up in space?

I guess this is the weird that everyone told me about.

It is that time of year again! That's right. I'm going to eat my weight in chocolate covered marshmallow eggs. Who wants to help?

Since I can't eat all of this cereal by myself, I think I will grab a bunch of it and give it away.

How is it already March? I feel like January just started and now here we are in March.

This has to be some sort of weird dream.

How is January a year long and February a week? It's weird. And I know time pretty well by now so that should tell you something.

I think I just might have a black thumb. That's the opposite of a green thumb, isn't it? Despite my best efforts to follow instructions, this plant of mine seems to be on a decline already. Someone help? I do love this little guy, but he doesn't seem to love me very much.

[Rapunzel]

Think you can nurse this guy back to health before they call the plant police on me for being a terrible plant caretaker?

Who wants to go to an 18+ club with me tonight? Between the wolf thing and the school thing, I want to let off some steam.

I actually won something from a radio contest! I have two tickets to the Nutcracker for Saturday night! Who wants to come with?

Did you order a Very Special Something for yourself or your loved one or a casual funtime pal? If so, please message me privately so I can get it to you.

In my coffee-deprived state this morning, I ripped the mailing label off the box before coming up and couldn't find it when I went back downstairs after I realized this was definitely not an unexpected holiday gift. The packing invoice was also unhelpful, but kudos to the company for maintaining the anonymity.

Regardless, whoever's this is? Have fuuuuuuun!

What's everyone's favorite holiday tradition? I like drinking hot chocolate and decorating the tree.

Taking Lucky on a walk in this princess dress was...interesting.

Free candles and free books? What's next free cozy slippers and blankets?

[Matt, Alex & Luke]

Was thinking about doing some shopping / interior decorating for the new apartment. Any requests? More throw pillows? Plants?

On a different note, I think we got enough spare keys for everyone who needs one? Let me know if we need more.

[18+ ]

Alright, I know we have more than a few... vigilante types among us. Since I've acquired some office space and am already.. let's say.. coordinating.. some activities of that nature - would other folks with similar interests/skillsets be interested in coordinating/sharing resources.

[Matt]

I need you to tell me if something is a terrible idea.

I need a job. Who is hiring?