Second Chances: the Network

[ filtered; FRIENDS* ]

I don't like any of this and I don't understand. And I don't even know who all is themselves and who isn't. And they don't seem to be listening to us.

[ filtered; EUGENE ]

Please tell me you're you?

[ ooc; "friends" = if you think you are, you are. It's 'Punzie. ]

Why do I have an empty apartment?

Not being funny. I came home alone and woke up that way. It's not normal.

Sooooooooooooo

You guys really don’t sing much here do you? Or dance.

They told me I should try out for the Cheer squad at school, which I could do, and get in. But I was on an athletic scholarship to college for Football back home, so I kinda need to play here so Berkeley or whoever can see what I can do.

I think I just might have a black thumb. That's the opposite of a green thumb, isn't it? Despite my best efforts to follow instructions, this plant of mine seems to be on a decline already. Someone help? I do love this little guy, but he doesn't seem to love me very much.

[Rapunzel]

Think you can nurse this guy back to health before they call the plant police on me for being a terrible plant caretaker?

I think there's been a zoo break, because I'm having breakfast with a penguin?

I went out for coffee and pastries and came back with a little black and white pal. We're in the courtyard and he or she is friendly enough.

I am so happy to have the next few days off. These past few days have been exhausting.

Wishing my amazing husband TK a happy birthday! Please don’t forget to bug him on his birthday…. He loves that.


(TK)

Let’s go out to dinner and celebrate tonight.

Hi.

I'm Scorpius.

I've never lived in America... what is the first thing I need to buy here?

Did Pascal put someone up to this?

I'm not sure what's happening, but I gotta say I am absolutely pulling this look off. This dress really brings out the color of my eyes. I've never felt so pretty.

[Rapunzel]
You might have some competition for prettiest princess around. I really work this tiara.

Has anyone looked into any of the festivities around here for the holidays? The holiday market sounds fun.

[FILTER: Loki]

Did you want to go to my cousin's for Thanksgiving?

I suppose finding myself in yet another new universe is one way to start a day, though everyone at the processing center seemed surprised that I wasn't exactly jarred by the whole ordeal. I take it that's not common place here? Would've been nice to finish whatever it was the Watcher

Right, anyways. Hello. I'm Peggy, though I think most in my own universe would recognize me as Captain Carter.

Apparently I can make apples appear from out of nowhere and I might have done it too much... Anyone want some apples?

UH--- guys.


help?

maybe?


I went to open my bedroom door and I accidentally ripped it off the hinges. and Now I'm a little bit afraid to touch anything else.

[voice message]

Oh, I have never seen a device that could do all this.

And I just introduce myself?

Hi-- My name is Primrose Everdeen. Hello?

Is this working? How do I know if it's working?


Oh.

Oh!

Hi...

We've got a lot of resident artists in our community, and I was wondering if anybody was looking to sell any of their pieces. I was something of an art broker/dealer in my corner of the multiverse, and I'd love to see if it's something I can do here as well.

Hit me up if you're interested.

To everyone else: have you moved in yet? The place is pretty nice. A few too many windows for my well-being, but still a bit of an upgrade.

[FILTER: Rapunzel, James, Steve]

I invited your friend from home to dinner, Rapunzel. What night is good for all of us? What should I cook?

I was running for my life when suddenly I ended up here. That doesn’t seem right.

As much as I enjoyed my new feline friends, it's nice to have my network back in place. I hardly knew anything that was going on during this little adventure.

[FILTER: DBD CREW]
I thought I'd take a stroll today, check in with some of my cats. If Edwin anyone would care to join me, I wouldn't object to the company.

This is probably the strangest thing to happen to me since the sword fight with Maximus. Which sounds perfectly normal until you find out that Maximus is a horse.

Is that... I wanna say a cat? On fire?

Right... there's some freaky thing going on with the animals here. I definitely listened to all of that.

Anywaaaay... I should probably introduce myself. I'm Eugene Flynn Rider. There's not a girl here named Rapunzel, by chance, is there?

( Private to Julie, Lila, Molly, Rapunzel, Ben, Tommy, and Billy )

( Private to Enid )

( Private to James, Steve, and Yelena )

Some of my students are complaining about the substitute history teacher. Something about their voice being so monotone that they fall asleep no matter how many Monsters they slam.

If anyone is interested in a day job as a high school history teacher, I'm sure Angie can doctor some degrees and pull the same strings she pulled to get me my position. Bonus points if you can tell a factual story without putting teenagers to sleep.