SECOND CHANCES NET

HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING

If you got a fortune cookie that read "You will be traveling and come into a fortune."

And then you ended up in the scene of a robbery

And someone tried to carjack you as a getaway car

But then they panicked

And left a duffel bag full of money on the seat next to you as they fled

And no one who was chasing them... noticed


What's the best way to go about turning in said money so someone with a criminal record doesn't just get their butt tossed in jail because it looks funny?

Oh, what's all this then? HELLO, HUMANS!

Um, what?

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I don't know if that was meant to be motivational or ominous, but if it's the latter, got to hand it to you. First time I've gotten death threat via fortune cookie.

No one said these were joke fortunes.

[Filtered to 18+ ONLY]

SO. Folsom Street Fair (NSFW kinda - leather/kink references) is this weekend to wrap up San Francisco's leather week. Who wants to come exploring with me?

Does San Francisco have seasons, or will everything stay green? I ask because Luz's hometown became vibrant with reds and golds and oranges the further we got into September, but I don't sense much of a change in the plants around here.

[Filter to Anthony Crowley]
Speaking of plants, Mr. Crowley, yours are ready. I've done a few variations of them, especially the calathea corona because they come in different colors. But you have some that are older and some that are just sprouting, and some that are just seeds. I didn't know if you wanted to cultivate some yourself, too, while tending to the more mature plants.

You are welcome to come over to collect them at any time.
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[Filter to Luz Noceda]
Would it be weird if I got a job? I was thinking about maybe seeing of one of the florists could use some help?

It is not Labor Day without a BBQ. I'll be on the roof grilling. Everyone is free to join.

Oh, absolutely not. To Hell with this in particular.

Christ dammit What about my car? My plants?

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