Second Chances: the Network

With the sudden influx of newcomers, I find myself a little homesick. Would you all mind introducing yourselves and telling me a bit about where you've come from? I'll go first.

My name is Elphaba and I came here from a land called Oz, along with my best friend Glinda. Oz is rather small by comparison to this world, but we have a singular large city in the middle of our provinces called the Emerald City where, yes, everything is green.

[FILTER TO THOSE NOT DE-AGED]

I never know what to do in these situations when I'm not affected as the others are, but I wish to help. Is there anything else needed done or are we at a point of simply waiting?

HI!

Can someone please tell me what these hideousily bright pink birds are that are all over and why they look the way they do? Is this a part of the "Pride" I see being mentioned?

Who wants to check out the drive-in thing tonight?

Did anyone else find some of the clothing from last week in their wardrobe? I'm not sure where I'll have the opportunity to wear it, but I can't say I'm upset over it. I liked that dress.

In strange ways, this faire reminds me quite a lot of Munchkinland, despite being entirely different. The magic of this place has deemed that I should be a bookseller, so I suppose if you're needing something to read in the evenings or to help pass the time, we have plenty of offerings available.

And honestly, selling books? I think I'm fairly good at it. Maybe I should look into working at a bookshop when things get back to normal.

As we get into the summer months, how does everyone feel about a weekly movie night in the common area?

I'll set up a spreadsheet of family friendly suggestions and we'll figure out some way of figuring out what we're watching when. What are your favorites?

I am glad we are no longer on that ship, but I’m very confusified about these little colorful eggs I’m coming across. Can anyone make sense of why they’ve appeared? Is this part of that Easter I heard about recently?

Pink bandages weren't on my interstellar bingo card, but at least the medical care on this ship is top notch.

Yes, I'm okay. Just a little bumped and bruised. Funny, what a little missed rung and (artificial) gravity will do.

Aww, everything should have been purple...

[Filtered against anyone who believes in the Easter bunny]

Easter is approaching. I understand the religious meaning, but I must say the idea of an Easter bunny leaving gifts is a funny thought. I keep imagining a giant bunny hopping from house to house.

In an effort to be more celebratorious of myself, my birthday is on Monday and I'm not sure what to do for it, if anything. Glinda suggested a party, but I'm not [...] the best at parties or being the center of attention like that. Rarely does it go well, if I'm honest. What could be smaller, but fun to do?

I didn't expect to be having pie for breakfast this morning, but a very nice man in a large truck had me guessing numbers this morning and gave me a free slice of a very good mixed berry flavor. He was just down the road if anyone else would like to visit him!

I don't regret getting an IT job. It's the only skills I've got outside of the whole superhero thing. But damn, I've asked people if they've made sure their computer is plugged in so many times today, and so many times the answer was no. No plugged in, no work, ¿comprende?

Gimme your horror stories, I need to hear other people are having as shitty a day as I am. You know you want to bitch about something.

¿Y por qué no puedo encontrar buenos tamales aquí? Es una mierda.

A FUCKING FARMER??????

I've made a fresh batch of pumpkin butter and some loaves of crusty bread if anyone would like some! And I did so of my own supply so SOMEONE can't say a thing about it

Great Oz I didn't mean to do this! I don't know how it happened, I didn't even touch the Grimmerie, but I can't find a way to fix it I'm so sorry I'm trying everything I can.

[posted with voice to text]

Hello? Hellooo?

Oh! Words! Hello? Hellooo? Well that's what I said to you! You know you shouldn't mimic people like that, it's not very --

Stop it! Stop! It! Oh, this is impossible. And very disrespectful!

I just want help. There's been a mistake, this isn't where I'm supposed to be.

This is all too confusifying, I'm going to my room!

Where is my room?

Not being of this world, I'm unfamiliar with the stories that have been written. I was wondering if anyone had any favorite books they could suggest to me? I love to read, and there's so much to get caught up on, I don't even know where to begin.

Hello?