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Birthday Card Comment Kink! 
19th March 2017 00:01
Greetings and welcome to
Birthday Card Comment Kink!


Our members have made birthday wishes for smutty little ficlets and sketches that would make their birthday very happy indeed. Now everyone has the opportunity to fulfill those wishes -- in the form of comment pr0n!

The birthday card is now open and awaiting your signature! It will remain open until the end of April.

Please read the information and instructions before you sign our birthday card:

• Request fills must be a minimum of 200 words (if fic) or a sketch equivalent (if art). The maximum for fic is what fits into a single comment box.
• Since fills will be short, we're not going to be strictly policing the rating of each piece. Just remember this is Daily Deviant and we want to see some sex!
• Each request may be filled twice -- once by a member and once by a watcher.
• When filling a request, leave it in a comment directly in a reply to the request you're filling.
• When filling a request, note whether you're filling it as a watcher or a member.
• If you are now or have ever been a posting member of Daily Deviant, you'll be filling the requests as a member.
• Claiming of requests is available but optional. What this means is that you need not claim a request in order to fill it, but if it's already claimed by someone else, it's off limits.
• In order to claim a request, comment directly in a reply to the request stating that you're claiming it. Be sure to note whether you're claiming it as a member or a watcher.
• Since we want as many kinky birthday cards as possible, there is an expiration date on claims. One week after a claim is made (as per the time stamp on the comment), if the prompt has not been filled, the claim expires and the prompt is open for claiming or filling by someone else. (We'll try to keep track and delete the expired ones, but we may miss a few, so you can just keep an eye on the time stamps.) So if a prompt you really love appears to be taken, remember to check back (although we hope you'll be following and playing along all month long!).
• If you've made a claim that has expired, you may still post a fill in reply to the prompt as long as no one else fills it or claims it first.
• Participants may have a total of two outstanding claims at a time. I.e., you may claim two requests, then when you've filled one, you may claim a third, etc.
• Additional prompts may continue to appear, so do check back!
Commenting, interacting, and generally having fun is welcome and encouraged!! Fandom is all about interaction with like-minded perverts people. Let's enjoy some friendly, smutty celebrating! ;D

Got all that? Okay, good! Now...

RACY RACERS, START YOUR EROTIC ENGINES!
Comments 
27th February 2017 07:21 - Food smut
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Bill/Tonks or Charlie/Tonks or Sirius/Tonks
Kink(s): Food smut (chocolate, honey, whipped cream), inhibitions lowered by drink or drugs
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): bodily fluids, non-con, death, serious drama, infidelity
Prompt: A night of innocent partying turns to something hotter when inhibitions are lowered. Fun with chocolate frogs, fudge flies, whipped cream.
10th March 2017 17:53 - Slash Cross-gen Roleplay
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Harry/Sirius, Teddy/anyone or any slash cross-gen Malfoy/Potter
Kink(s): Role play
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): The usual
Prompt: 'I know you want to pretend I'm him, it's okay.'
10th March 2017 17:58 - Angry Sex, Wolfstar or Jeddy
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Remus/Sirius or Teddy/James Sirius
Kink(s): Angry sex
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): The usual
Prompt: He loves it when Remus/Teddy gets angry. It doesn't happen often, but it's always better when Sirius/James isn't the one who pissed him off.
10th March 2017 18:02 - Rimming!
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Any combination of Harry, Ron, Draco, Neville, Charlie, Teddy
Kink(s): Rimming
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): The usual plus felching.
Prompt: He didn't expect it to feel that good.
10th March 2017 19:16 - Size Queen
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Draco/(Neville, Harry, Teddy, Ron, Dean)
Kink(s): Size queen
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): non-con, D/s, angst
Prompt: Draco's heard the rumors about X's dick and decides he needs to try it for size.
10th March 2017 19:16 - Rimming!
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Harry/Draco
Kink(s): Rimming
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): non-con, infidelity, angst
Prompt: Draco's too calm and collected in bed. Harry wants to see him fall apart.
10th March 2017 19:17 - Public Sex!
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Severus/Harry
Kink(s): Semi-public sex
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): Non-con, infidelity, angst
Prompt: Severus finds Ministry events boring. Harry, knowing this, likes to distract him.
12th March 2017 15:00 - Fantasy
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Minerva/Hooch
Kink(s): fantasy
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): rimming, serious humiliation
Prompt: Hooch used to find the start-of-term feast incredibly boring. That was before the Weasleys invented the Patented Daydream Charm.
12th March 2017 15:04 - Voyeurism
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Alastor Moody plus Minerva/anyone except current students, Albus, Trelawney, Molly
Kink(s): voyeurism
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): teacher/student (while the student still is)
Prompt: Their romantic relationship is over, but Alastor still has a thing for Minerva. He knows he shouldn't, but he can't resist checking out her private life with his magic eye.
12th March 2017 15:07 - Orgasm Delay
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Minerva Severus
Kink(s): Orgasm delay, bondage if you like
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): fisting, serious humiliation
Prompt: When a Slytherin student misbehaves, the Head of Gryffindor makes sure that the Head of Slytherin pays an appropriate penance. Likewise, when a Gryffindor student misbehaves, the Head of Slytherin seeks payment from the Head of Gryffindor.

A student has misbehaved.
15th March 2017 13:55
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Sirius/Severus
Kink(s):watersports
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks):drinking it, scat, non-con
Prompt:"Well, that was unexpected!"
15th March 2017 14:09
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Dumbledore, Sirius
Kink(s):Caning
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks):sexually forward, willing Sirius.
Prompt: Sirius didn't go entirely unpunished for the prank. (Feel free to make Dumbles a right ol' perv.)
16th March 2017 00:29 - Minerva/Poppy, fingering
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Minerva/Poppy
Kink(s): Fingering
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): Non-con, dub-con
Prompt: A celebratory drink
16th March 2017 00:31 - Remus/Sirius, rimming
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Remus/Sirius
Kink(s): RImming
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): Non-con, dub-con
Prompt: Sirius takes Remus for a birthday ride on his motorbike.
16th March 2017 00:35 - Charlie/a man, outdoor sex
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Charlie/any man who doesn't cross into the squicks below (my tablet auto-corrected "squicks" to "quickies")
Kink(s): Outdoor sex
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): Non-con, dub-con, chan, incest
Prompt: This might work better in July.
16th March 2017 11:09
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Sirius/Severus
Kink(s):Spanking
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks):Non-con
Prompt: No idea, go where it leads you.
16th March 2017 16:40 - Over the Knee Spanking
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Harry/Draco, Teddy/Scorpius, Charlie/Teddy
Kink(s): Spanking
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): non-con, breathplay, chan, gore, scat, watersports, bloodplay
Prompt: Spur of the moment over-the-knee spanking, bonus points for it being part of a wager between them. Preferred spankee: Draco, Teddy in either scenario
16th March 2017 16:45 - Over Stimulation
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Harry/Draco, Albus Severus/James Sirius,
Kink(s): Over stimulation, post-sex fingering
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): non-con, breathplay, bloodplay, scat, watersports, chan
Prompt: He can't help it, he just can't get enough of him, he has to keep pushing and touching
16th March 2017 17:00 - Lap Sitting
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Harry/Draco, Charlie/Teddy, Ginny/Luna
Kink(s): Sitting or straddling their partner's lap
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): non-con, chan, watersports, scat, breathplay, knifeplay, bloodplay
Prompt: Character A likes to pet and stroke and tease Character B while they sit in their lap.
17th March 2017 23:44 - Crying from impact play
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Neville/Draco, Harry/Draco, Ron/Draco
Kink(s): crying, impact play (special love for OTK spanking, maybe combined with other stuff for this prompt, but I love it all)
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): non- or dub-con or manipulation for this prompt
Prompt: Draco likes impact play. His dom likes to keep going til he's crying.
17th March 2017 23:45 - Femmeslash groping
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Pansy/Hermione, Pansy/Ginny, Narcissa/Pansy
Kink(s): Dub-con groping
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): SPEW, a fluffy ending for this one
Prompt: Character A takes advantage of a power dynamic and things slooowly escalate.
17th March 2017 23:45 - Forced orgasm
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Draco/anyone, Pansy/anyone
Kink(s): forced orgasm
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): SPEW
Prompt: Go wild :) Any degree of consensual is fine by me.
18th March 2017 15:57
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Teddy/James
Kink(s): First time, blow jobs, frottage, anal fingering
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): Non-con, D/s, BDSM
Prompt: James is finally seventeen. Now he can go after what--or who--he wants.
18th March 2017 16:01
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Severus/Harry
Kink(s): Desk!sex (oral, anal, dirty talk are all excellent accompaniments *g*)
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): Non-con, BDSM, D/s, infidelity
Prompt: Professor Potter can't take his eyes off the Headmaster's desk. Eventually Severus figures out why.
18th March 2017 16:04
Please porn up my birthday card with:
Pairing(s)/Character(s):
Harry/Draco
Kink(s): Semi-public sex, handjob/blowjob, half-dressed sex
Anti-Kink(s) (AKA Squicks): Infidelity, D/s, BDSM, non-con
Prompt: Who could have imagined he'd be shagging at his son's wedding....
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