| It's time to decide whose naughty birthday wishes you'd like to make come true!Below you'll find a numbered list of all the wishes submitted by our members. As is par for the course around here, there's a huge variety: het, femslash, and slash, all sorts of pairings, threesomes and moresomes, romantic themes to dark ones, and, of course, dozens of different kinks. They range from a little bit naughty to thoroughly filthy. Something for everyone! In order to make a claim, simply reply to this post and tell us the number of the wish you'd like to fulfill. Comments are screened to preserve anonymity. Each wish can be claimed only once, and as they're taken they'll be struck off the list. We'll be monitoring the post closely and crossing out wishes as they're claimed. If the prompt you pick has already been taken, we'll let you know right away; otherwise you can assume you got the wish you wanted.Members you have a 24 hour "head start" to make your claims before watchers join in.
Watchers: a post will go up at 12:00 pm (U.S. Eastern time) tomorrow (January 10th) to let you know you may begin claiming wishes. Also note: If all of the wishes appear to be disappearing before the member period is over, don't panic! We have ways to make plenty of options available if and when the need arises.Note about dealbreakers: You might see a lot of "SPEW" scattered amongst the dealbreakers. That's our acronym for "the usual" hard kinks: Scat, necroPhilia, Emetophilia, and Watersports. This is not intended as a value judgment regarding "good" or "bad" kinks (although it is meant to be at least a tiny bit funny...); it's just an attempt to save space on the (already quite long!) list of wishes. Completed pieces are due by Monday, March 28 and should be emailed to dd.mods@gmail.com. Fic must be a minimum of 1,000 words and art must be a completed piece. Both fic and art must merit at least an R rating. No crossovers permitted. Watchers: your pieces must fit into a single IJ post. The mods reserve the right to refuse any fic that contains significant SPAG problems or art that appears to be a last-minute slap-dash sketch, so be sure to plan ahead and find a reliable beta. Headers for both fic and art will become available a little closer to April. We're super excited about our Banging Birthday, and we're looking forward to seeing loads of fantastic, kinky work to celebrate ten years of smut! The Big Birthday Wish List1. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Kingsley/Draco or Charlie/Draco Kinks/Themes: Public sex, oral/anal, dirty talk Tone: Sexy, humorous Dealbreakers: D/s, BDSM, infidelity, humiliation, ageplay Prompt: Draco's always hinted that he wants to have sex somewhere they might get caught--in an art gallery, on a river cruise, at the top of the London Eye. For his birthday, he gets his wish.2. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Teddy with any of the following - Harry, Draco, Scorpius, Severus, or James Sirius Kinks/Themes: Crossdressing (or trans if you want to go there) Tone: Fun, mysterious, romantic Dealbreakers: SPEW, gaybashing, trans-bashing, unhappy ending, character death Prompt: Copacabana and Lola, whether in part or in whole.3. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Bill/Tonks plus Charlie, Sirius, Kingsley, Luna, Ginny, Pansy or Lavender Kinks/Themes: Threesome, role playing, bisexuality (if the scene calls for it), "directing", bondage, blind folds, spanking, polyamoury, exhibitionism/voyeurism, sex toys (optional) Tone: light, romantic, sexy, loving Dealbreakers: SPEW, grand declarations of sexuality, infidelity, pregnancy, one partner to being ignored in favour of the other, the "I'm actually gay" trope Prompt: Partner A really wants to watch Partner B play with someone else while they direct the action. Partner B is more than happy to oblige with Partner C (who may or may not be new to the scene). At some point, Partner A joins them.4. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Severus Snape Kinks/Themes: exhibitionism Tone: sexy Dealbreakers: SPEW Prompt: Severus is blackmailed/enticed (your choice) into posing for Wiz Hardz gay porn mag. He turns out to be surprisingly good at it.5. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Minerva/anyone except Albus, Horace, Sybill, Molly, Hagrid, or Gilderoy Kinks/Themes: voyeurism, smoking Tone: anything but crack!fic Dealbreakers: age play, incest, teacher/student (while the student still is), Minerva in cat form Prompt: a magical location that is not Hogwarts or the Forbidden Forest6. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Neville/trio era male (Draco, Charlie, etc.) Kinks/Themes: orgasm delay, praise kink, object insertion, D/s, bondage Tone: tender & hot Dealbreakers: SPEW, felching, sounding Prompt: He's always been the dominant in the relationship, until he met Neville. (anything where Neville becomes the dominant for someone else who is normally super dominant)7. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Bill/Fleur/Hermione Kinks/Themes: pegging, daisy chaining Tone: Lighthearted but not fluffy. No angst please. Dealbreakers: Felching and scat (SPE, actually. Watersports are fine) Prompt: Shell Cottage is the best place ever.8. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Severus/Harry Kinks/Themes: rimming, wall sex, desk sex Tone: filthy sexy Dealbreakers: SPEW, D/s, infidelity, non-magic AU, darkfic. Prompt: They really shouldn't be doing this at the Burrow during a birthday party, but sometimes needs must.9. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Slytherin Male/Nextgen girl Kinks/Themes: Adultery, crossgen, fingering, first time, erotic art Tone: angsty or romantic Dealbreakers: SPEW, non-con, dub-con Prompt: The ad stated: "Artist seeks model for portrait work. Long hours. Ample compensation. Apply by owl." It seemed like a good idea.10. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Sirius/Remus, Sirius/Remus/James Kinks/Themes: dirty talk, flirting Tone: hot, sexy Dealbreakers: unhappy ending, SPEW Prompt: Marauders era, "Well, this didn't turn out as expected..."11. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Lavender/any male Kinks/Themes: Infidelity, daddy!kink, or breathplay Tone: Your choice Dealbreakers: None-- though I see her very much like movie Lavender in looks. Prompt: Birthday wish12. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Snape/Moody, Snape/Flitwick, Moody/Scrimgeour, Moody/Kingsley Kinks/Themes: hurt/comfort, one or both characters somewhat inexperienced or years out of practice, half-clothed-need-it-now sex, frotting, attraction to a partner's unusual characteristics Tone: anywhere from hot-frantic-desperate to slow-steamy-intense, potentially with a side of snarky-humorous Dealbreakers: non-con, super smooth and experienced Snape, felching, SPEW Prompt: The war is over and they've survived. Now what? Everyone seems to have found ways to celebrate (or grieve or otherwise move on) except for them... Two characters who are somewhat adrift after the dust has settled come together in an unexpected way.13. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character/Pairing(s): Draco/Rose Kinks/Themes: bondage, oral sex, masturbation, office sex, infidelity Tone: angsty, sexy, dirty Deal breakers: SPEW, underage sex (Rose) Prompt: Draco has always had a maddening, inexplicable crush on Hermione Granger and regretted not acting on it. When Rose Weasley comes to work at his office as a summer intern, he can make up for that mistake.14. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Albus Dumbledore/Severus Snape Kinks/Themes: Courtship; the difficult kind. Tone: Unrequited -> Requited love Dealbreakers: SPEW! Prompt: Severus is in love with Albus, but finds it impossible to even begin to broach the subject; he has no idea whether his feelings might be reciprocated. That is, until Severus decides to...15. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Blaise/Pansy/Lily Luna, Blaise/Pansy/any next gen girl Kinks/Themes: humiliation (with receiver really into it) Tone: go with the flow Dealbreakers: noncon, gore, scat, necro, emetophilia Prompt: Lily Luna (or other next gen girl) is Blaise and Pansy's submissive. Crawling, human furniture, watersports, dirty talk, spanking. Maybe Pansy and Lily Luna make Blaise's birthday extra special in some way?16. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Severus/Sirius Kinks/Themes: First time at a kink. Tone: Bring on the funny! It could be character A asks character B to try something new/strange/unexpected and character B is highly confused/has no idea what they're doing/"you want what?", sex related injuries!, things getting stuck where no one wants them to get stuck! embarrassing situations! Whatever your mind can come up with but most of all I'm interested in light-hearted and humorous! Dealbreakers: non-con, hate!sex, character bashing, mentions of relationships with other characters, characters being outwardly cruel to each other, the unholy trinity (aka scat/necro/vomit) Prompt: It's always fun to try something new.17. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Draco/everybody (or at least Draco/all your favourites) Kinks/Themes: Go wild! Maybe different characters have different kinks they wanna try out? Tone: funny, sexy Dealbreakers: SPEW, Draco's parents, straight or gay Draco - EVERYONE means EVERYONE :D Though perhaps not all in similar degrees of detail! Prompt: Draco is a very spoilt birthday boy and he wants EVERYTHING. No, EVERYONE.18. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Slash! (Fic or Art) Character(s)/Pairing(s): Snape, solo or with any male character who was out of school when Harry was in. Kinks/Themes: semi-public sex Tone: anything but dark Dealbreakers: SPEW, cross-dressing, m-preg Prompt: Snape has a thing for semi-public sex which is usually, alas, solo. (But not always!) Generally, he goes to the Continent to satisfy his needs as it would NOT DO to be caught where anyone would know him, but sometimes even Snape just has to give in to the urge. (Set anytime during his teaching years.)19. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Draco/Pansy/Blaise Kinks/Themes: Double penetration, oral, spanking (Pansy) Tone: Romantic/affectionate/loving Dealbreakers: SPEW, drug use, infidelity Prompt: Pansy is dating both Draco and Blaise and they're both Very Okay With This. :) For a present, they double up on her.20. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry/Bill or Charlie Kinks/Themes: light bondage, frotting Tone: Desperate, UST, romantic Dealbreakers: non-con, dub-con, abuse, chan Prompt: Harry's wanted this for a long, long time, and he's getting it on his birthday come hell or high water.21. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Weasley Family (Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred, George, Ron & Ginny, mixed and matched as prefered) Kinks/Themes: incest, forbidden, desperate, anything else you can think of is good :D Tone: sexy, fun Dealbreakers: fluff, non-con (dub-con is fine), femdom Prompt: Summer can be a long and lonely time at the Burrow, and the Weasleys have to come up with their own form of entertainment.22. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): James Sirus/Teddy Kinks/Themes: semi-public sex, almost getting caught (or actually getting caught) Tone: Naughty, Sexy, Desperate Dealbreakers: SPEW, unhappy ending, infidelity Prompt: James just can't help himself when he's around Teddy23. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Any combination of the Death Eater characters but mostly Lucius, Rodolphus, Rabastan, Macnair, Regulus, Draco, ... Kinks/Themes: dubcon, incest, crossgen, blowjobs, anal, BDSM, blindfolds, and... anything else you can think of. Tone: dark, sexy, humorous, romantic... whatever fits! Dealbreakers: SPEW Prompt: What the Death Eaters get up to when they're not currently involved in any typical Death Eater shenanigans...24. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry/Ron, Harry/Draco, Harry/Ron/Draco Kinks/Themes: Voyeurism, one secretly pining for the other, Harry gets lucky Tone: sexxxxxyyyyyy, hot, humour, angsty, UST-y Dealbreakers: 'SPEW', deathfic Prompt: Ron (or Draco) [or both!] likes to go with Harry into Muggle London.... nobody knows them there.25. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Hermione and any Slytherin female of her generation Kinks/Themes: oh lord, whatever they come up with to cover their bases! Tone: sweet, perhaps humorous Dealbreakers: non-con, dub-con; for this one, SPEW; actual boys (toy dicks are perfectly acceptable) Prompt: They aren't sure what qualifies as "lesbian sex," but they're determined to lose their virginities tonight.26. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): A/B, Alaster Moody/Aberforth, Harry after return from death/any male, Silvanus Kettleburn/Severus Kinks/Themes: either impotence or eunuchs or floppy peen Tone: possibly surprise, possibly hurt/comfort, possibly a little humor, definitely attraction, definitely hotness and exploration Dealbreakers: tone of 100% pity Prompt: Character A has spell damage or a war injury. Character B is attracted not just to A, but to A's body the way it is now.27. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy Kinks/Themes: Watersports Tone: First time consensual kink exploration, nerves, reassurance Dealbreakers: Non-con, Hate Sex (for this kink) Prompt: Harry has something he wants to try but he has no idea how on earth to bring it up.28. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Filius Flitwick/Griphook Kinks/Themes: sex magic Tone: humorous Dealbreakers: SCAT Prompt: Griphook forces Filius to embrace his goblin heritage.29. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Ginny/Pansy, Astoria/Pansy, Lily Luna/Rose Kinks/Themes: (semi)public sex Tone: anything but super duper fluffy Dealbreakers: SPEW, noncon (dubcon is fine) Prompt: She likes to be teased and fondled where they can get caught (in a club, in a corridor, etc). Dirty talk, anal plug and/or nipple clamps, bruising, orgasm control are welcome bonuses! NB: dom!Astoria and dom!Lily Luna please30. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Teddy/various Next Gen characters Kinks/Themes: First times/experimenting, drug/alcohol use, multiple partners/group sex Tone: dirty/hot/wrong but fun, too Dealbreakers: heavy angst, D/s, BDSM Prompt: The adults think Teddy is a good role model. The kids know he's a bad influence--but they aren't about to tell.31. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Draco/Hermione Kinks/Themes: Blindfolds, outdoors, roleplay Tone: Romantic, dramatic - love and partnership Dealbreakers: SPEW, drugs, cheating/adultery Prompt: For a thousand years, each Malfoy and his new bride have performed a ritual on the grounds of Malfoy manor to protect the land and the family. Now if Draco can just get Hermione to stop asking enthusiastic questions long enough to get to the part he's looking forward to - sex on the lawn.32. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Draco with either Harry or Severus Kinks/Themes: wooing (on either side), snark, flirting; also a bit of mystery wouldn't hurt, and/or D/s. Tone: Romantic Dealbreakers: SPEW, unhappy ending, true fighting, character death. Prompt:
33. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): any trio era m/m/f or m/m/m (suggestions: Draco/Neville/Ron, Harry/Neville/Luna, Seamus/Dean/Lavender, Oliver/Percy/Marcus) Kinks/Themes: double penetration, pegging potentially (if m/m/f) Tone: fun, silly, hot Dealbreakers: felching, the usual SPEW Prompt: They all love being the one in the middle; it's a treat when it's their turn.34. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Minerva/Severus Kinks/Themes: bondage, slow sex Tone: anything but crack!fic Dealbreakers: fluff, age play, changing the characters' canon age difference, Minerva in cat form, rimming, serious humiliation Prompt: Minerva loses a wager.35. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Charlie/Draco Kinks/Themes: gloves, glasses, bondage Tone: sensual Dealbreakers: SPEW, non-magic AU, darkfic. Prompt: Draco takes a new job and has to do everything his supervisor says. Everything.36. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Luna Lovegood/Mad-Eye Moody Kinks/Themes: foreign objects, Tone: Just no angst Dealbreakers: spanking. Prompt: She's mad and they just think he is.37. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Any (or all) of James Sirius Potter, Teddy Lupin, Albus Severus Potter Kinks/Themes: orgasm denial, teasing Tone: dirty, hot, wrong Dealbreakers: unremitting angst, SPEW Prompt: It shouldn't be happening but it is.38. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s):Teen!Sirius/Severus Kinks/Themes: Fingering, deep, messy kissing, unpracticed fumbling, frotting, dub-con if it works for you. Tone: Humorous, snarky, snappish, awkwardly passionate Dealbreakers: non-con, hate!sex, character bashing, references to relationships with other characters, sexually experienced/savvy characters, no dead humps, no barf, no scat. Prompt: "Whoa! What are you doing!?"39. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Lily Sr., with some combination of Remus/Sirius/James Kinks/Themes:Threesomes or moresomes Tone: playful, sexy, one character being a little angsty is good too, if it works Dealbreakers: non-con, dub-con, abuse, chan, SPEW Prompt: Sometimes men need a little nudge in the right direction to make them do what you want -- I mean get what they want.40. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Any combo of Harry or George or Draco with Pansy or Hermione or Lavender Kinks/Themes: Sex in public (or at least the possibility of being caught), cunnilingus, blowjobs Tone: sexy or humourous with romantic thrown in Dealbreakers: SPEW, dubcon, noncon Prompt: Character A has a secret career that no one knows about. Can be anything (baker, jazz musician, florist.. something unusual). Character B finds out on accident and either uses it to their advantage (hires Character A?) or confronts them about it.41. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape Kinks/Themes: Feeding/weight-gain as a fetish Tone: Hot. The character you would usually expect to be more submissive is 'in charge'. Dealbreakers: SPEW Prompt: Mutual (accidental?) discovery of a new kink.42. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Lucy Weasley/Any male Kinks/Themes: Incest, cross gen, schoolgirl uniform (I'm fine with dub/non con if that's where it takes you) Tone: Really pervy, otherwise I don't care. Dealbreakers: None Prompt: Spanking43. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry/[Draco, Sirius, Ron, or Charlie] Kinks/Themes: Spanking Tone: Dirty, sexy, flirty Dealbreakers: SPEW, infidelity, non-con, Harry doing the spanking (for this prompt) Prompt: He knows exactly what to give Harry for his birthday.44. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Pick any combination you like of: Snape, Sirius, Remus, Moody, Kingsley Kinks/Themes: first time bottoming; 'moaning, groaning, panting, scratching, totally-losing-control-of-oneself' sex Tone: hot... and potentially humorous? Dealbreakers: SPEW, non-con, suave and sexy Snape Prompt: One of the characters has only ever been a top. He wants to find out what the other role is like -- or someone else wants him to find out. As it turns out, he really, really likes it... (It's totally fine to go anywhere from established relationship to first time encounter with this one!)45. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Lavender/Charlie/Tonks Kinks/Themes: blindfold, bondage, tattoos, oral sex, slutty lingerie, threesome (femmeslash is okay but not required) Tone: quirky, sexy Dealbreakers: SPEW Prompt: Lavender and Tonks team up to give Charlie the best birthday ever.46. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Severus/Draco, Harry/Draco/Severus... any of these would be brilliant :) Kinks/Themes: spanking (cropping, flogging, etc...) Tone: smutty and slightly scary fading into fluffy Dealbreakers: non-con or dub-con (Draco can protest and struggle but he has a safeword) Prompt: Draco gets spanked as a punishment; his partner(s) are relatively harsh in tone until he starts to cry and then they kind of break.47. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Bill/Tonks, Neville/Lavender, Charlie/Tonks Kinks/Themes: bondage, spanking (flogging, cropping, paddling), consensual D/s, lowering of inhibitions (light drinking or drug use), orgasm delay, blindfolds, nipple clamps, first time BDSM Tone: light, humourous, romantic Dealbreakers: SPEW, crack, non-con/dub-con, infidelity, pregnancy Prompt: An extremely kinky novel has taken the Wizarding World by storm, and one or both of an established couple wants to see what all the fuss is about. Kinky hijinks ensue. Preferred male dom/femme sub, but whatever works for you.48. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Slash!! (Fic or Art) Character(s)/Pairing(s): Lupin/Snape Kinks/Themes: Get creative! Tone: any but dark or sad Dealbreakers: humiliation, m-preg, age play, SPEW Prompt: It's Snape's birthday and Lupin has come up with something really different that he thinks will please his kinky (and long-term) partner. How well this works out is up to you, but please keep it light.49. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… *porn* Character(s)/Pairing(s): Death Eaters // Order of the Phoenix - separately Kinks/Themes: group funtimes, and anything you can come up with that suits the story :D Tone: contrasting dark / light for each group Dealbreakers: none that I can think of (though I'm not a big fan of Peter) Prompt: It's clear to Severus that the Order and the Death Eaters celebrate their victories quite diferently.50. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Any (or all) of the following: Harry/Lily Luna, James Sirius/Lily Luna, Teddy/Lily Luna Kinks/Themes: Underage, dubcon, ... (and any others that work for the prompt!) Tone: Sexy, dirty, dark-ish Dealbreakers: SPEW Prompt: Somnophilia51. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s):Severus/Remus, Remus/Charlie, Remus/Kingsley, Charlie/Kinsley.... pretty much any/all of those guys in whatever grouping you care to do. Kinks/Themes:Clandestine 'interludes', being aroused by sexy bodies, manly men being manly, anal, group sex (if it comes to that) Tone:Sexy times, humour, dirty is always a good thing Dealbreakers:'SPEW', deathfic, serious punishment Prompt: Oh, really? Well, I didn't think you had it in you!52. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Minerva/Hermione, Severus/Draco, Minerva/Severus, Draco/Blaise, other nerdy pairings would be okay, too. Hogwarts staff welcome, though I tend to prefer slash and femmeslash Kinks/Themes: sapiosexuality, dirty talk Tone: dirty! Dealbreakers: Greyback, Umbridge Prompt: (watch me ruin someone's childhood!) Great big words/I like big words/I get a thrill out of every syllable/Great big words!53. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Ron/Draco, Weasley twins/Draco Kinks/Themes: hate sex Tone: dubcon or noncon, rough, a little dark (farther than they meant to go) Dealbreakers: the style of dubcon where no changes to "yes! yes! I love you." Prompt: house rivalry gone too far54. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Teddy Lupin, James Potter/Teddy Lupin Kinks/Themes: Toys (e.g. dildo, vibrator, plugs etc.) Tone: Sexy, Dirty Dealbreakers: Non-con, SPEW Prompt: Teddy purchases some new toys he wants to try55. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Hermione/Ginny Kinks/Themes: bondage, sex toys Tone: humorous, sexy Dealbreakers: for this prompt, would prefer no spanking Prompt: Hermione confesses what she really wants for her birthday: to be fucked senseless.56. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Any! Pick your favorite pairing. :) Kinks/Themes: Sharing fantasies Tone: Hot, dirty Dealbreakers: None. Prompt: Someone shares a secret fantasy with their partner, and not only is their partner not turned off, but talking about it gets them both hotter than they've ever been. (What I have in mind is something very taboo that they would never really do, e.g. seducing someone underage, incest, bestiality, etc. Talking about it and building on the fantasy with their partner's suggestions and encouragement is the kink.)57. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Parvati, Padma, author's choice Kinks/Themes: Dub-con (magically facilitated), body modification (piercing, etc), bondage, chastity devices, sex slaves, AU, exhibitionism Tone: dark, dirty Dealbreakers: SPEW Prompt: [character] likes the idea of a pair of matching toys.58. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry/Ron Kinks/Themes: dildos, voyeurism Tone: humorous, sexy Dealbreakers: humiliation Prompt: Ron wants to watch from underneath the invisible cloak. Harry gets even more turned on by knowing he's there, but not knowing where or how close.59. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Narcissa/Andromeda Kinks/Themes: Consensual incest Tone: Angsty (I'm thinking "star-crossed lovers" kind of feel) Dealbreakers: No non-con or dub-con, please. Infidelity and underage are fine. Prompt: When Andromeda left the family, Narcissa was left alone with her memories of the taboo relationship they had shared.60. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Lavender/Cormac, Lavender/Charlie, Lavender/other (femmmeslash welcome!) Kinks/Themes: UST, cunnilingus, lingerie, dirty talk, begging, orgasm denial Tone: sexy, dirty, fun Dealbreakers: SPEW Prompt: No sex until the third date.61. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Pansy/Hermione, Pansy/Ginny, Hermione/Millicent Kinks/Themes: semi-public sex (not actually caught, can be under the table stuff, or just out-of-sight, hidden in a dark corner, sort of thing) Tone: flirty, sexy, fun Dealbreakers: SPEW, super angsty, infidelity Prompt: Sometimes she just can't keep her hands to herself.62. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry/Hermione Kinks/Themes: Pegging Tone: sexy, romantic, dirty Dealbreakers: SPEW, infidelity, humiliation Prompt: Harry's got a secret desire, but it's hard to hide anything from Hermione. (Note: Harry can be ashamed of his fantasy at first, but please don't make him ashamed during. :D)Go forth and be prolifically pornographic! |