A is for AwkwardArtist: akatnamedeasterMedia:
Colored pencil/toned paperCharacters/Pairings:
Poppy Pomfrey/Severus SnapeRating:
rectal exams: arousal by giving or receivingOther Warnings:
explicit nudity, spooge, humiliating hospital johnny, fingering, terminal embarrassment, bad writing, implied injection, imminent use of a rectal thermometer.Summary/Description:
While taking care of Severus during his long convalescence after surviving Nagini's attack, Madam Pomfrey decides he's in need of a thorough examination. Things go pear shaped from there. Artist's Notes:
I went with one of the more unusual prompts this time, one that I thought might not get much attention and isn't my kink (medical people/things make me nervous). Because of that it comes off as funny more than anything else. The little sketch at the punchline was done completely for my own amusement(with a little nod to another artist), Snape's face was fun to draw. Later:
"Poppy, I just…I...you have to understand it’s been a very tough year and I…I’m very tense…and…and it’s been a long time since…no wait! What I mean…I…it just happened!"
"Hush, don’t give it another thought Severus. After all, I’ve been a mediwitch for a very long time there's nothing I haven’t seen before."
"But you don’t understand! I didn’t…I mean, it’s not like I wanted…I…just…I’m just tense is all!"
"Oh don’t be so embarrassed, dear. I’m certain it’s happened to other wizards before you and I’m certain you won’t be the last. Here, drink your orange juice."
"Poppy please! Please Obliviate me; you have to!"
"Absolutely not, especially in your condition! We have gone over this several times, Severus. Do not ask me again!"
"I wish Nagini had
"Don’t be ridiculous, dear. Now then, be a good boy and turn over to your stomach, it’s time to take your temperature."
Well, at least she didn't point out he was a little quick on the draw.