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Fic: Why Must I Chase the Cat? Sirius/Mcgonagall 
18th February 2010 23:59
Title: Why Must I Chase the Cat?
Author: [info]ozma_katiebell
Characters/Pairings: Sirius Black/Minerva McGonagall
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: thalpotentiginy (arousal by feeling warmth or heat)
Other Warnings: Big damn age gap. Set OOTP era.
Word Count: 2959
Summary: Azkaban has seriously messed with Sirius' metabolism. Unfortunately, someone just stole the warmest spot in the house. Damned felines.
Author's Notes: Gah, if only these two were closer in age, I'd write them all the time. I love them together.


The cold seeped into his bones, inescapable. It hadn't always been like that. He seemed to recall that as a young man, he was always opening windows and running outside without a jumper, much to his mother's annoyance.

His mother, he thought, and sighed. If he didn't know better, he'd have bet it was her bloody ghost chilling the place. In the park across the square, people were wearing as little as possible, their bodies covered in the sheen of more heat and humidity than London had seen in several decades. But the house was as cold as a mausoleum, the product of powerful cooling charms and the cold hearts of six generations of inbred pureblood fanatics.

He could blame it on his incarceration, too. His body, starved and abused as it had been, just never could seem to get warm anymore. 'They' said that alcohol lowered the body even when it felt like it was heating it up, but Sirius wasn't about to give up the one thing that was preventing him from going mad, alone in the house he hated.

He wasn't even allowed into the back garden where he might be spotted from above, and he looked longingly through the conservatory window at the wilted flowers and the air that seemed to shimmer in the blazing sun. On top of the wall next door, a Siamese cat lay in the sunlight, draped improbably over the narrow bricks, mocking him with the apparent smile on its face. He bloody well hated cats, especially when they smirked.

Sometimes, when he was in a particularly foul mood, he would melt down into Padfoot, barking and growling at the nasty thing until it went away, at least for a little while. It always came back, though. Stupid smug feline.

It helped when there were others in the house. Not just the body heat, but the chance to get out of his head for a moment, and he found himself clinging to the company of those that he might otherwise have found profoundly irritating. Like Molly, who had a tendency to be an old busybody, but who was always good for a bit of gossip. Or Dung, who, quite frankly, stank, but was a hell of a lot of fun to drink with. Or Mc--no, Minerva, who was all right, apart from the stick up her arse, and who sometimes stopped looking at him with disapproval long enough to look at him with sympathy.

Not today, though. Today, when faced with the realization that she was stuck in a cursed house for at least an hour while Dumbledore wrapped up an emergency meeting with Snivellus, she looked over at him with her nose wrinkled and her lips pursed, refusing his offer of three-hour-old coffee.

Mumbling something about needing to look up something in the study, she left him alone in the empty kitchen, wondering if the whiskey on his breath had been that obvious. Or perhaps it was a feline thing. Unpredictable creatures. Fuck them. Buckbeak was better company. Or, at least he was when he wasn't moulting, as he was today.

Which meant that unless he wanted to have a conversation with his mother's portrait, he was on his own. He decided to take his whiskey-in-a-teacup-with-a-splash-of-coffee and the three-day-old Prophet (with his grizzled mug on the cover, naturally) to his father's private study, up on the top floor, the warmest room in the house. But alas, he was to discover that someone beat him to it.

His former head of house was curled up on the sofa, asleep. Or curled up on half a sofa, rather, the half that was bathed in sunlight from the open window. His favorite half of the sofa. The very half of the sofa he himself had been looking forward to curling up in a ball on. Damn her. Never before had her resemblance to her feline form been so obvious to him. But then again, he'd never, ever imagined that he'd walk into a room and catch her napping, and especially not in a room in his house. And yet there she was, two bare feet peeking out from underneath the old-fashioned long skirts of her tartan robes. And more than that, she was smiling in her sleep, smirking, even, though he'd never have thought her capable of it. Just like that damned Siamese next door. Hogging up the only patch of sunlight in the room.

Somewhere in the back of his mind, Padfoot whispered that it would be jolly good fun to chase her off the sofa, out of their favorite room, and possibly even out of the house. But Sirius himself remembered her off hand remark about her Department of Mysteries duties the night before, and he took pity on her. Instead, he sat down on his father's favorite leather chair, opening up his paper as quietly as possible and reading the front page headlines. They thought he was in Provence this week. If only it were true.

For a good half an hour, he absorbed himself with the sports pages, the crossword, and the comics, knowing that any attempt to read the 'news' articles about Harry and Dumbledore and how everything was just fine, thank you very much (if only Dumbledore would shut his wrinkled gob) would just irritate him. He sipped at his drink from time to time, taking a moment to savour the feeling of warmth that curled through his stomach as the alcohol made its way through his bloodstream. Occasionally, he would glance over at the other occupant of the room, and once he caught her stretching her toes and then moving her feet more openly into the sunbeam. Her smile widened, and he wouldn't have been the least surprised if the old bag had let out a purr of contentment. Though, come to think of it, she wasn't all that old, not really, nowhere near as old as she'd seemed when he was a boy and she was his terrifyingly stern head of house. Old enough to be his mother, certainly, but far less deserving of the title of 'old bag,' especially when you'd seen her with a wand in her hand and a Death Eater in her sights. He'd only had the privilege once or twice, but he remembered thinking that she could have put the goddess she'd been named for to shame. Handsome, that's what Moody called her, and Sirius reckoned it was an understatement, if anything.

But here, vulnerable in sleep, without the mantle of duty on her shoulders, he felt a sort of kinship with her. Locked in a cold castle for the better part of a year, restricted by her position of authority and the rigid upbringing he's heard tell of (her father had been a military man, he'd heard, a hero in the Grindelwald War, but a cold, rigid man--some even used the word heartless) and yet, curled up in sleep and permitting herself the pleasure of a warm sunbeam on bare toes, she seemed almost human. A woman, possibly even a girl at one point. One who'd had a husband, a daughter, and lost them both to Death Eaters. He'd never met the daughter, she'd been a few years above him and hadn't returned after his fourth year, but surely the existence of offspring indicated that she was capable of letting her hair down, at least once. Not that it had made any difference with his mother, come to think of it.

He found, as he was sitting there envying her her patch of sunlight and trying unsuccessfully to focus on the paper, that he couldn't keep his eyes off her toes for long. Perhaps it was because he'd never imagine that he'd get a glimpse of her bare feet. Perhaps he had a heretofore unknown foot fetish.

And as he pondered that possibility, his former head of House stretched, causing the foot in question to venture even further out from the skirts that partially covered it, and as the sunbeam hit her elegantly curved ankle, Minerva sighed.

It was such a girlish, sensual sound, so far removed from the resigned sighs he'd heard over the years as she'd been presented with his countless indiscretions that he had to look back up at her face and make sure she hadn't been replaced by someone else entirely. But no, it was her, and he noticed that with the stern expression she normally wore gone her face was softened, vulnerable, possibly even pretty.

Sirius shook his head. What had gotten into him? He wasn't so hard up that even a woman old enough to be his mother looked good, was he?

Perhaps he was. His idyllic months in Greece seemed like ages ago.

And at the moment, she didn't look old enough to be his mother. Or perhaps that had more to do with the face that taunted him in the mirror each morning. He looked old enough to be his father these days, didn't he?

As he frowned over that thought, she moved again, pushing the other foot out in the open. She whimpered in her sleep, and the sound was doing the strangest things to his cock.

He was getting some very, very bad ideas.

And he'd never been all that good resisting bad ideas, had he?

What harm would it do to sit down and share a sofa with one of his guests? And if his hand just happened to land on her ankle rather than the cushion next to him, it could always be explained as an accident, right? Perfectly innocent. She'd probably not even notice.

He hadn't expected her to moan.

Whatever was happening in her dream must have been nice, or maybe it was the heat of his hand on her bare skin, but his cock seemed to think that this was a sign that he was to do all manner of fun things to her while she seemed so amenable.

He ignored most of the ideas, but permitted himself the pleasure of sliding his hand up slightly until his fingers were half-circling her ankle. She moaned again, but then she opened her eyes, narrow, at first as she tried to focus on him, and then wider as she recognized him.

"Nice catnap?" he asked, leaving his hand where it was for the moment.

She blinked, looking around, her eyes finally settling on his hand and her ankle. She frowned, blinking again.

"Just sharing the sunbeam," he said, letting his thumb move ever-so-slightly over her skin. "You were hogging it all up."

"I beg your pardon?" she said, and began to sit up, which wouldn't do at all. Sirius gave her the smile that used to have Hufflepuffs dropping their knickers by the dozen. Not that it had ever really worked with the woman beside him.

"This is the warmest spot in the house," he said, holding tight to her angle as she struggled to sit up. "Leave it to a feline to commandeer it."

"And leave it to a canine to completely ignore all sense of personal space and propriety," she said, trying to pull her ankle away.

"You moaned," he said.

"I was sleeping," she retorted.

"Must have been a good dream." He leaned down, letting his grin widen. "Was I in it?"

"Absolutely not," she said stiffly, but she'd stopped trying to pull at her ankle.

"Too bad," he said, and began rubbing with his thumb a little more boldly. "Could have been fun. You, me, the little sunbeam..."

"Mr. Black," she began.

"Sirius," he said. "I'm not you student any more, am I? I sort of thought we were becoming friends."

"Perhaps," she said, pursing her lips. "But I don't make it a habit to let even my friends take liberties with my ankle."

"Oooh, I love it when you talk like a Victorian spinster," he said. "Trapped in that frigid castle all year, afraid that if you bend just the tiniest bit, they'll walk all over you. But I always knew you had a bit of the devil in you." He reached out to gesture toward her mouth. "Right there, that's where your lip would tremble when you were trying hard not to laugh at me."

She bit down on the lip in question. "I most certainly was not."

"Liar." He let his other fingers move over the top of her ankle, inching their way up her leg.

"Whelp."

"Kitten."

"Are you actually trying to seduce me, Mr. Black?"

"Come on, Minerva, would it kill you to let your hair down?"

"Preposterous. I'm old enough to be your grandmother."

"Mother, more like. And I have more gray hair and wrinkles than you do."

She snorted, but when he began to caress her calf in earnest, she didn't stop him. Her skin was softer than he'd ever possibly imagined. Not that he'd imagined all that much, though there were one or two horrifying teenage dreams that had involved her wearing leather and carrying a whip.

'Do you ever feel, living in that place, that you'll never get warm again? The cold settles into your bones, and it doesn't matter if there is a blazing fire, you just can't get warm under your skin."

"It's because you've been malnourished," she said, and looked away, frowning.

"Were you?" he asked.

"War rations." As soon as she said it, she looked as though she wished she'd kept her mouth shut.

"There really is nothing like sun on your skin, is there?" he said, and began lifting her skirt. She closed her eyes as the warmth hit her knees. She had the legs of a woman who'd spent the last few decades climbing twenty flights of stars a day and her toes were curling into the cushions of the sofa.

He began letting his thumbs press gently into the muscles of her legs, and he swore he could see her eyeballs rolling back under her eyelids. "Lie back," he said. "Let me take care of you."

"Can't even take care of yourself," she muttered, but somehow (and he wasn't sure if it was a compliment to him or just that she really, really liked sunlight) she ended up complying, settling back against the cushions and even loosening her hair a bit.

"Take it down," he whispered. She ignored him, but when he dug his thumbs into the arches of her feet (after letting out the most delicious moan) she looked straight at him as she unbound her hair in one practiced movement.

"Fuck," he muttered, as a cloud of rich, dark, silver-streaked hair tumbled down and spread over the red leather cushion.

"Did I tell you to stop?" she said, and raised an eyebrow at him.

Sirius grinned, continuing to massage her arches as he used his free hand to slide her skirts further up her thighs. The fine dark hair scattered over the top of her thighs glinted in the sunlight, contrasting with her pale skin, which was illuminated to an almost blinding white.

"Beautiful," he said, and bent low, risking a kiss on the inside of her thigh. As he looked up over her body at her, she frowned a bit, reaching out to stroke the top of his head.

"You were always such a beautiful boy," she said softly.

"I haven't been a boy in a long time."

"And I haven't been a girl in far longer."

For a moment, he held her gaze, and for some reason, he felt like he could easily have burst into tears. Then she smiled down at him, and he moved up her body, stopping when he was facing her. She reached up to tuck his hair behind his ear, and he bent low to brush his lips over hers. He had the unexpected pleasure of feeling her tremble beneath him, and something about that tiny sign of vulnerability set something completely mad loose within him, and he was fumbling with her clothes, kissing every bit of soft, fragrant flesh he uncovered. Minerva, too was tearing at his clothes, and when the sunbeam hit his bare back and buttocks, his cock was already encased in warm, wet heat. His hand were filled with surprisingly lush curves, and as she flipped them over and moved above him, her thick, dark hair flowed down her back and over breasts far more spectacular than his fifteen year-old self might have dreamed up when they discussed which (if any) of their teachers they'd shag. Her head was thrown back, and she had a look of utter abandon on her face, and Sirius thought it might well have been the sexiest thing he'd ever seen in his life. She was fucking beautiful.

Later, lying beside her on the floor, feeling the sun on his bare skin as her warm hands drifted languidly over his body, he wondered if he'd ever felt as relaxed and content in his life. And he was completely sober. He grinned as he looked down at the woman who'd fallen asleep in the crook of his arm and was clearly trying to hog as much of the sunbeam as possible. Well, she could have it. He'd take a warm body over a sunbeam any day of the week. Besides, she was smiling in her sleep.

Smug feline.
He supposed he could learn to like them.

Comments 
19th February 2010 09:27
Oh I adored this!! Older women need sexy lovin' too!! Min is a favorite of mine most assuredly!! She looks younger than her years ( in my mind anyway) and Siri looks far past his, thanks to the Dementors... they are a great couple!!
20th February 2010 18:37
Thank you! I'm glad you liked!
19th February 2010 09:46
Mmmmmm that was perfect. I've always thought that Sirius/Minerva was a much neglected pairing. This has proven that's the truth. :)
20th February 2010 18:37
Me too! Thank you!
19th February 2010 10:26
What a surprisingly lovely pairing! :)
20th February 2010 18:38
Thank you!
19th February 2010 10:45
That's lovely; I do like Min with her hair down, and how much better it is with her than in Sirius's teenage fantasies.

Now I want to see Minerva's animagus form curled up on top of Sirius's Grim, both of them sleepy and comfortable and easy together./artist call
20th February 2010 18:38
Oh, gah, I so totally want to see that art!
19th February 2010 12:00
This was wonderful!
20th February 2010 18:38
Thanks!
19th February 2010 12:53
This is a lovely pairing - I have the kinkiest kink for older woman/younger man. For me, there's none better than Sirius/Minerva.

I am glad she could keep him warm in the coldness of GP. Very well done.
20th February 2010 18:39
Me too! Thanks for reading!
19th February 2010 13:55
Oh! I love Sirius/McGonagall but frankly haven't the nerve to write it. This was lovely!
20th February 2010 18:39
Thank you! I wrote it once before but this was the first time I could manage smut.
19th February 2010 18:41
Oh that was very sexy! Love them sharing the sunbeam in such a marvelous fashion--as well as Sirius finally feeling warm again. Lovely work.
20th February 2010 18:40
Thank you! I'm rather fond of sunbeams myself!
19th February 2010 19:21
*imagines Padfoot as a Solar Dog*

I love this! very hot and sweet.
20th February 2010 18:40
Hee! Thanks for reading!
19th February 2010 20:12
That was hot and strangely sweet! And as a Sirius fangirl married to a younger man, how could I not love it?
20th February 2010 18:41
Thanks for reading! I heartily approve! (cradle robber myself)
20th February 2010 23:58
Somebody once joked that I would be a cougar animagus. LOL.
I love that icon!
19th February 2010 20:18
I saw the author's name. I saw the kink. I saw THE PAIRING. I immediately threw my work aside, shut my office door, and dug in. What a treat for a Friday afternoon. There's not a sunbeam within leagues of me, but I feel as warm as if I've been basking in one for hours.

I'm bothered by the Sirius-as-bully aspect of canon, so I love when (as here) he's made both flawed and likable/sympathetic in ways that I can believe. No, he's not reformed (nor would he be Sirius if he were), but you've given him so many layers that he's not "just" a bully any more.

And Minerva...oh, my god. Love her, the glimpses of her backstory, her resilience, her unabashed enjoyment of all her physical pleasures.

My patented list of stuff I loved (beyond the whole damn thing):

--How IC they are and yet how believable their pairing manages to be
--How you retain the youthful elements of Marauder Sirius and yet make him understandably the product of years of prison and pain. No, not a boy any longer.
--The entire ankle/bare foot bit. There's a reason that grown men used to swoon at the sight of a well-turned ankle back in the long-and-voluminous clothing days, and it wasn't just because they couldn't see anything else. You capture the precise sensual appeal so well.
--the hair. I admit it, I am a total sucker for these scenes where Minerva's hair tumbles goregously down. Even when it's done cheesily, I love it, and there is nothing cheesy here. (I also love that you don't ignore her age.)
--the way you use the heat kink both literally and as a way of developing the characters.

These lines:
Or Mc--no, Minerva, who was all right, apart from the stick up her arse, and who sometimes stopped looking at him with disapproval long enough to look at him with sympathy.

far less deserving of the title of 'old bag,' especially when you'd seen her with a wand in her hand and a Death Eater in her sights. I can so see this, yes, I can.

"Oooh, I love it when you talk like a Victorian spinster," he said
Oh, god, me too -- especially when it's followed by the hair-comes-tumbling-down scene.

Not that he'd imagined all that much, though there were one or two horrifying teenage dreams that had involved her wearing leather and carrying a whip. My opinion -- here's the prompt for your next DD entry, right here.

Great sex scene, too.

Sending you sunbeams galore, [info]ozma_katiebell; you've made my day.
20th February 2010 18:42
Thank you so much for the lovely review!
19th February 2010 22:09
Never read this pairing before, but your summary drew me in. You describe everything in such loving detail, with all those "warm" allusions, that I couldn't help but enjoy this. Thank you!
20th February 2010 18:42
Thank you! I feel all warm and fluffy!
19th February 2010 23:35
This was great. I loved how you played with the contrast warm/cold. Especially Minerva's history intrigued me. Her hair is so sexy, and I love the image of her curling toes and her ankle.
20th February 2010 18:43
Thank you! It seems to be a regular theme for me this winter!
20th February 2010 03:43
Love it! Their dialogue was especially awesome. :)
20th February 2010 18:43
Thank you so much!
20th February 2010 05:20
That was wonderfully unexpected and very sexy.
I've never really considered this pairing, but this makes them seem entirely reasonable!
Well done. :)
20th February 2010 18:43
Thank you! There is so much history to play with for these two!
20th February 2010 05:41
Loved Sirius' voice in this!
20th February 2010 18:43
Thank you!
21st February 2010 00:00
Very sweet. I loved how close their personalities related to their animagus forms. Gorgeous.
15th March 2010 18:47
Thank you! I couldn't resist!
21st February 2010 01:54

Oh man, this was awesome. I love your Sirius headvoice, the sarcastic observations and the mischief that creeps in as he watches Minerva sleep. And the dialogue between them is just brilliant, crackling and hilarious. In short, this is an awesome, awesome pairing, and as Sirius observed, the age difference isn't that large, really, so you should write it more often *g*.
15th March 2010 18:48
Thank you! I think I might!
21st February 2010 19:37
I'm so glad I caught up from this week or I might have missed this. Fabulous job giving human Minerva cat-like traits and Sirius' voice is excellent. Brilliantly done!
15th March 2010 18:49
Thank you! I think I just wanted and excuse for him to call her kitten.
21st February 2010 21:23
Oh wow! So, so beautiful! I love how you use the temperature and the sunlight, and I simply adore how you used the canine/feline thing without having them take their Animagus forms!

Love that you don't idealise Sirius and that you show Minerva as a gorgeous woman without making her seem younger than she is.

Such a splendid read!
15th March 2010 18:49
Thank you so much! Love the icon, she was so sexy in that movie!
22nd February 2010 16:19
Great story! I loved the whole sunbeam idea, and the way you use it to describte the bleakness of the different war periods.
some great lines:
Or Dung, who, quite frankly, stank, but was a hell of a lot of fun to drink with.

Somewhere in the back of his mind, Padfoot whispered that it would be jolly good fun to chase her off the sofa It's inspired to use Padfoot to get the Marauder-side, and the Azkaban-survivor for the softer moments.

(if only Dumbledore would shut his wrinkled gob) As with the Mundungus-line, your World According To Sirius is so brilliantly IC and believable. Here too: Not that it had made any difference with his mother, come to think of it.

"Did I tell you to stop?" she said, and raised an eyebrow at him. Great. As is the rest of the scene!


15th March 2010 18:50
Thank you so much! I am partial to sunbeams myself!
24th February 2010 07:14
Lovely story! Being owned by cats I love good Animagus fics, and this one hits it off really well. Sirius is an uncommon character for me, as usually I don't like him much, but your version appeals a lot to me.
15th March 2010 18:50
Thank you! Owned by cats, I love it!
3rd March 2010 06:30
A bit late to the party here, but eeeeee, I love this! :D You've made this unlikely pairing work so damn well. Sirius' thoughts about Minerva and his gradually changing view of her is lovely. As is the way she only resisted him a bit before giving in to him. It makes sense for her character as you've portrayed her here: soaking up the simple pleasures shamelessly. My favorite bit is this, I think:

"Take it down," he whispered. She ignored him, but when he dug his thumbs into the arches of her feet (after letting out the most delicious moan) she looked straight at him as she unbound her hair in one practiced movement.

"Fuck," he muttered, as a cloud of rich, dark, silver-streaked hair tumbled down and spread over the red leather cushion.

"Did I tell you to stop?" she said, and raised an eyebrow at him.


Hee! Really nice story. :)
15th March 2010 18:52
Thank you! I love this comm for making me try out rarepairs!
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