Daily Deviant
- there is no such thing as 'too kinky'
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18th March 2016 15:00
A Muggle Adventure, Sirius/Severus, Warning: the prompts totally broke my smut so you've got this silly little thing instead. Sorry!

They stood in front of the shelf, filled with small, brightly coloured boxes.

“Must we entertain these strange Muggle inventions? Can we not just continue proceedings in the usual manner?” Severus sighed.

“Oh, come on. Where’s your sense of adventure? How about these?”

Severus raised an eyebrow. “You want a cherry flavoured cock up your arse?”

Sirius huffed. “I’m guessing these are for blow jobs.”

“What’s wrong with a cock tasting like a cock?”

“Fine, what about the textured ones?”

’Ribbed for her pleasure.’ Well, that’s awfully sexist and homophobic.”

“Oh, screw the whole thing! Let’s go home and fuck.”
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