Delicious, inamac! I love this sort of fanfic meta, and you've given us so many fun notions. I'd sign up for Minerva's Perennial Porn Challenge in a heartbeat. And I agree with centaury_squill -- "transmogrophilia" definitely needs to be a DD challenge.
"You know Uncle Bob used to tell me incredible stories about his time with the Auror Service in the 20s, but he never mentioned gay love affairs between agents." Hahaha!
"You know Uncle Bob used to tell me incredible stories about his time with the Auror Service in the 20s, but he never mentioned gay love affairs between agents."
Hahaha!
Poor Severus.
Thanks so much for taking on this challenge.