How did I not know I needed this in my life?? *wriggles around in raptures of pure joy* This is the best thing ever, with the pure, horror-film obsession Ron has. And he feeds it himself! Listening in, timing his wanking to Harry's sounds, befriending Draco so he can reasonably lure him to his downfall. Omg it's fucking perfect, holy shit. Awesome and perfect.