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21st April 2012 15:01
[info]islandsmoke
And will that be the missing eighteen minutes of tape for Kingsley's administration?

OMG, laugh! This is just too funny; Harry reduced to incoherence by Kingsley's feet, the management-speak blather, the bad pun at the end. ;)

Of all the funny lines - which was about every other one - my favorite is:
Harry's brain began to cough and wheeze as it attempted to move out of the realm of fantasy and back into real life and his immediate surroundings.

ROFL!
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