I do envy Neville. what naughty girls they are! And there are so many quotable lines in this I don't know where to start. Love the 'bookends' and "Other Functions as Needed", and Minerva's hair and (especially): “swearing is a filthy habit maintained by the same people who are destroyers of books, desk-carvers and shelf-climbers and users of inappropriate types of bookmarks.”
Contemplates the sort of inappropriate bookmarks that might be found in the Hogwarts library books.
Contemplates the sort of inappropriate bookmarks that might be found in the Hogwarts library books.
Oh my!