If he did have a supply of booze, it was a lot better hidden than his porn, which she'd found in all its graphic glory the first week after they'd moved in. Oh Seamus, love, you've got to hide it where a girl like Lavender would never look. I suggest wherever there are cleaning supplies, if that first paragraph is any indication of the state of her cleaning skills! She is a girl after my own heart!
She gasped, letting the rumpled paper drift to the floor. Her fingers curled around the life-like dildo, holding it up. Eyes wide, she looked at Seamus. "That has to be the biggest one I've ever seen." She weighed it in her hand. "Wow. How big is it compared to..."
Seamus shook his head quickly. "We don't need to compare it." As a matter of fact, he had already done the comparison. It was enough to give a bloke some sort of complex. Oh, how much do I love what you did with my prompt?!?! SO. MUCH. That's perfect. I can't stop smiling!
This is the sexy, smartypants, tell it like it is girl that I love so much. You've written exactly what I was hoping for, Mystery Writer, and I'm thoroughly smitten with my gift. HOT! SO VERY, VERY HOT!
Oh Seamus, love, you've got to hide it where a girl like Lavender would never look. I suggest wherever there are cleaning supplies, if that first paragraph is any indication of the state of her cleaning skills! She is a girl after my own heart!
She gasped, letting the rumpled paper drift to the floor. Her fingers curled around the life-like dildo, holding it up. Eyes wide, she looked at Seamus. "That has to be the biggest one I've ever seen." She weighed it in her hand. "Wow. How big is it compared to..."
Seamus shook his head quickly. "We don't need to compare it." As a matter of fact, he had already done the comparison. It was enough to give a bloke some sort of complex.
Oh, how much do I love what you did with my prompt?!?! SO. MUCH. That's perfect. I can't stop smiling!
This is the sexy, smartypants, tell it like it is girl that I love so much. You've written exactly what I was hoping for, Mystery Writer, and I'm thoroughly smitten with my gift. HOT! SO VERY, VERY HOT!