Well, they're also wizards, so... this is fiction. It doesn't really bear, or purport to bear, any resemblance to real life. It's also almost 6 years old, and I don't write fanfic anymore, so I'm not sure what I'm supposed to learn here.
Thank you for taking the time to tell me you didn't like it, anon!
Thank you for taking the time to tell me you didn't like it, anon!