Bwahahaha, oh, this is so utterly hilarious that I can't seem to do much besides repeat fave lines back at you:
“It’s anatomically impossible,” Hermione said. “I mean, unless she’s going out with an octopus, which would make it quite a different sort of story.” -- That is so very Hermione for multiple reasons!
Ron decided he had wandered into an alternate universe. Hermione just wasn’t the sort of person who said ‘cunt’, and certainly not at 6pm on a Thursday evening. -- OMG, Ron logic! ::dies::
“You mean ‘my turn’,” Hermione said helpfully, and whilst that hadn’t precisely been the words Ron had intended, he was at least bright enough to catch their drift. -- AHAHA, he CAN be taught! XD
Oh, god, Ron's rambling, barely coherent train of thought throughout this are fantastic! Also, Harry's reaction? So much yes! It doesn't take him long to adjust to a situation and act, does it? Total Gryffindors, the lot of them! LMFAO
“It’s anatomically impossible,” Hermione said. “I mean, unless she’s going out with an octopus, which would make it quite a different sort of story.” -- That is so very Hermione for multiple reasons!
Ron decided he had wandered into an alternate universe. Hermione just wasn’t the sort of person who said ‘cunt’, and certainly not at 6pm on a Thursday evening. -- OMG, Ron logic! ::dies::
“You mean ‘my turn’,” Hermione said helpfully, and whilst that hadn’t precisely been the words Ron had intended, he was at least bright enough to catch their drift. -- AHAHA, he CAN be taught! XD
Oh, god, Ron's rambling, barely coherent train of thought throughout this are fantastic! Also, Harry's reaction? So much yes! It doesn't take him long to adjust to a situation and act, does it? Total Gryffindors, the lot of them! LMFAO