"Men have penises which protrude from their bodies when aroused. Women have vaginas which, amazingly enough (~sarcasm~), are perfect sheathes for penises. Figure. It. Out."
(small, ignorant Slytherin): "But sir! What about if boys like other boys?"
Snape: *twitch* Reach behind yourself, pull your arse cheeks apart, and insert your head. If that fits, imagine what one can do with another man's penis. Imbecile.
"Men have penises which protrude from their bodies when aroused. Women have vaginas which, amazingly enough (~sarcasm~), are perfect sheathes for penises. Figure. It. Out."
(small, ignorant Slytherin): "But sir! What about if boys like other boys?"
Snape: *twitch* Reach behind yourself, pull your arse cheeks apart, and insert your head. If that fits, imagine what one can do with another man's penis. Imbecile.