Hahaha! Each section is so perfectly in character -- Minerva in monotone, Filius flicking and swishing the dildo and beaming at the pursuit of knowledge, Pomona and her bollocks-cumbers and we don't want any of our young flowers to be fertilized before they're ready, and of course, Severus handling it all with silk-threats and dispatch.
I copy Severus -- not in threatening my students, but in lifting my glass to you.
I copy Severus -- not in threatening my students, but in lifting my glass to you.