Finally back, with sincere apologies for the delay! D:
LOL! OMG, not-so-mysterious-author, how hilarious and hot is this??
I knew this was going to crack me up as soon as I read the opening line. I laughed my ass off all the way through the opening bit. Drunk!Ron and George rolling on the floor with laughter and Harry's utter horror with them FTW!
"You're—" Ron spluttered through his howls, "you're like the sister I never had." -- Ahaha, good one, Ron.
And yes, the name of the club really is revolting and appropriate at the same time. XD
Oh, man, Ron's reaction when Draco comes over to their table is perfect. Not allowing himself to be goaded or backing down. Nice. Spotting the cuff links? Awesome. This response: "Oh well, in that case…." Turning to George, Ron grinned and waved at his drink. "Watch this for me, will you? I'll be back in a minute. Maybe less." DOUBLE awesome. Of course, Draco does get what he wants, so Ron: 2 Draco: 1
"In this form? I could have multiples!" Potter hissed, leaning forward in what he surely thought to be a threatening manner, but which only served to show off his braless state. -- This is just NOT poor Harry's night! Ah well! A night out with George is never dull at least, eh?
It wasn't what he truly needed—these bodies were all wrong for that—but it would have to be enough.
And really, the lust that was flowing through him at the simple knowledge that it was Ron Weasley he was grinding against told Draco that it didn't really matter whose bodies they borrowed. -- Oh, guh, yes, now we're getting somewhere...
It was dangerous. It was undeniably stupid. But more than that, it was something Ron had been missing desperately from his life. The thrill of doing something that seemed destined to end in disaster. -- AHAHA, I love you, Ron! XD XD
And then Ron's assessment of the situation and the way he talks to Draco? Ron: 3 Draco :1
The music set the pace—frantic, pulsing, screaming—and Ron was as good as his word. They'd barely hit the back wall before his hand was wrapped around a hard cock, his tongue being sucked into a hot mouth, smothering the sounds that he could feel vibrating against his teeth. -- Guuuuuh, yes, up against the wall, boys.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck!"
"Can't." A bite to his ear cleared Draco's head enough for him to hear the whispered, "Too close." -- ::dies dies dies:: Rowan's bullet-proof kink button: hit dead on.
Oh, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. All of Draco's thoughts during and after the sex about how it would be different if Ron knew it was him and if they were in their own bodies -- full-on WIN.
The words tasted bitter on his tongue before he even said them. "If you can find me, you can have me." It was the best exit line he'd ever delivered. -- OMG! I can't decide whether Draco should gain a point for that, or lose one...
OMG THE LAST LINE! ::flaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiil:: HOMG, you've just made me want to see the next encounter liek whoa!!!
LOL! OMG, not-so-mysterious-author, how hilarious and hot is this??
I knew this was going to crack me up as soon as I read the opening line. I laughed my ass off all the way through the opening bit. Drunk!Ron and George rolling on the floor with laughter and Harry's utter horror with them FTW!
"You're—" Ron spluttered through his howls, "you're like the sister I never had." -- Ahaha, good one, Ron.
And yes, the name of the club really is revolting and appropriate at the same time. XD
Oh, man, Ron's reaction when Draco comes over to their table is perfect. Not allowing himself to be goaded or backing down. Nice. Spotting the cuff links? Awesome. This response: "Oh well, in that case…." Turning to George, Ron grinned and waved at his drink. "Watch this for me, will you? I'll be back in a minute. Maybe less." DOUBLE awesome. Of course, Draco does get what he wants, so Ron: 2 Draco: 1
"In this form? I could have multiples!" Potter hissed, leaning forward in what he surely thought to be a threatening manner, but which only served to show off his braless state. -- This is just NOT poor Harry's night! Ah well! A night out with George is never dull at least, eh?
It wasn't what he truly needed—these bodies were all wrong for that—but it would have to be enough.
And really, the lust that was flowing through him at the simple knowledge that it was Ron Weasley he was grinding against told Draco that it didn't really matter whose bodies they borrowed. -- Oh, guh, yes, now we're getting somewhere...
It was dangerous. It was undeniably stupid. But more than that, it was something Ron had been missing desperately from his life. The thrill of doing something that seemed destined to end in disaster. -- AHAHA, I love you, Ron! XD XD
And then Ron's assessment of the situation and the way he talks to Draco? Ron: 3 Draco :1
The music set the pace—frantic, pulsing, screaming—and Ron was as good as his word. They'd barely hit the back wall before his hand was wrapped around a hard cock, his tongue being sucked into a hot mouth, smothering the sounds that he could feel vibrating against his teeth. -- Guuuuuh, yes, up against the wall, boys.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck!"
"Can't." A bite to his ear cleared Draco's head enough for him to hear the whispered, "Too close." -- ::dies dies dies:: Rowan's bullet-proof kink button: hit dead on.
Oh, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. All of Draco's thoughts during and after the sex about how it would be different if Ron knew it was him and if they were in their own bodies -- full-on WIN.
The words tasted bitter on his tongue before he even said them. "If you can find me, you can have me." It was the best exit line he'd ever delivered. -- OMG! I can't decide whether Draco should gain a point for that, or lose one...
OMG THE LAST LINE! ::flaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiil:: HOMG, you've just made me want to see the next encounter liek whoa!!!
Ron: 57015608258 Rowan's brain: melted.
Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuu! ♥ ♥ ♥