(Do you honestly believe, even if I were at all attracted to unattractive women, that I'd ever stick my cock somewhere that Ron Weasley's had his? I mean, really. Does that sound even vaguely like something I'd do?"),
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(if his stomach'd had an evacuation siren, it'd have been blaring.
(Do you honestly believe, even if I were at all attracted to unattractive women, that I'd ever stick my cock somewhere that Ron Weasley's had his? I mean, really. Does that sound even vaguely like something I'd do?"),
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(if his stomach'd had an evacuation siren, it'd have been blaring.
And hot sex.
What more could one want?