Aahahaha, you know I had to read this because of the "unsexy sex" warning, right? :P
Awesome opening line. Your Fred and George are perfect. Ron thinking about how good Neville is at the sexy stuff = win. Unsexy sex complete with getting-tangled-in-clothing = yay! Is it really wrong of me that I think that, once Ron explained the situation to Hermione, she confiscated the sweets for later use? Or perhaps that a threesome followed? >:)
Awesome opening line. Your Fred and George are perfect. Ron thinking about how good Neville is at the sexy stuff = win. Unsexy sex complete with getting-tangled-in-clothing = yay! Is it really wrong of me that I think that, once Ron explained the situation to Hermione, she confiscated the sweets for later use? Or perhaps that a threesome followed? >:)