OMG, woman. I think you just killed me. I can barely see to type because I'm laughing so hard I'm weeping and my parents thought something terrible had happened when I shrieked. Repeatedly.
"Harry, do you think you could have your existential crisis later?" Ron sat on the bed beside Harry, dipping the mattress so much that it forced Harry to roll into Ron's thigh. "We don't know how long you're going to have this amazing set of knockers, and really, I want to play with them before they go away."
"Harry, it's not like it's you. I mean... they're just there. A gift from some benevolent god. If we didn't take advantage of this opportunity, what would that make us?"
The cry sounded pained, and Harry raised his head... just in time for a splatter of come to land squarely in his eye.
This is just...*flails* You win at the internet. Forever!
OMG, woman. I think you just killed me. I can barely see to type because I'm laughing so hard I'm weeping and my parents thought something terrible had happened when I shrieked. Repeatedly.
"Harry, do you think you could have your existential crisis later?" Ron sat on the bed beside Harry, dipping the mattress so much that it forced Harry to roll into Ron's thigh. "We don't know how long you're going to have this amazing set of knockers, and really, I want to play with them before they go away."
"Harry, it's not like it's you. I mean... they're just there. A gift from some benevolent god. If we didn't take advantage of this opportunity, what would that make us?"
The cry sounded pained, and Harry raised his head... just in time for a splatter of come to land squarely in his eye.
This is just...*flails* You win at the internet. Forever!