I think I fell in love with Lavender's mother. She makes me feel like a reasonably appropriate parent in comparison. (Having Mac - 3 years old - what I meant when I said to the husband-thing "I've got the regency pornography gig!" was not a high point. Lalala, if I were you I'd copy Lav's approach!)
The sex was good but Lav's mother was better. WHY has no one written her before, WHY? Because this is clearly an exact resemblance of her and explains A LOT about Lavender.
I think I fell in love with Lavender's mother. She makes me feel like a reasonably appropriate parent in comparison. (Having Mac - 3 years old - what I meant when I said to the husband-thing "I've got the regency pornography gig!" was not a high point. Lalala, if I were you I'd copy Lav's approach!)
The sex was good but Lav's mother was better. WHY has no one written her before, WHY? Because this is clearly an exact resemblance of her and explains A LOT about Lavender.