See, baby oil wouldn't work for sliding off the bed. It'd just make the sheets nasty. However... I do have another idea:
Harry waggled his eyebrows at Draco as he crossed the room in what he thought of as his sexy swagger. "I'm going to fuck you so hard, you'll feel my cock in the back of your throat."
While Draco rolled his eyes at Harry's threat, Harry pounced.
Unfortunately, the sheets were Draco's favorite, the satin, and Harry landed, only to skid across the bed on the slippery sheets and fly off the other side into the wall.
Dazed, he rolled over, his vision blurring in and out while Draco's face hung upside down in front of him, the look on it horrified.
"Potter? Harry? Oh, Christ, you're bleeding!"
Several hours and one St Mungo's visit later, and Harry was grinding his teeth through another bout of helpless laughter from his lover. "Really, Draco, it isn't THAT funny."
"Oh, yes, it is. You have no idea HOW funny, but when we get home, I'm pulling out the memory and preserving it for eternity in a spell-locked Pensieve. Oh, this is brilliant. Bonus! I finally have the perfect Christmas gift for Father!"
See, baby oil wouldn't work for sliding off the bed. It'd just make the sheets nasty. However... I do have another idea:
Harry waggled his eyebrows at Draco as he crossed the room in what he thought of as his sexy swagger. "I'm going to fuck you so hard, you'll feel my cock in the back of your throat."
While Draco rolled his eyes at Harry's threat, Harry pounced.
Unfortunately, the sheets were Draco's favorite, the satin, and Harry landed, only to skid across the bed on the slippery sheets and fly off the other side into the wall.
Dazed, he rolled over, his vision blurring in and out while Draco's face hung upside down in front of him, the look on it horrified.
"Potter? Harry? Oh, Christ, you're bleeding!"
Several hours and one St Mungo's visit later, and Harry was grinding his teeth through another bout of helpless laughter from his lover. "Really, Draco, it isn't THAT funny."
"Oh, yes, it is. You have no idea HOW funny, but when we get home, I'm pulling out the memory and preserving it for eternity in a spell-locked Pensieve. Oh, this is brilliant. Bonus! I finally have the perfect Christmas gift for Father!"