OMG that is priceless. As Shiv commented "Gigglesnort" seems the perfect comment to the end of that story. I can see them all being close friends... I'm sure Ginny is still wondering about that double penetration bit she missed out on. Your Luna is so dead on... she cracked me up immensely. And poor Snape he just seemed gobsmacked there at the beginning... of course Lucius would take the two girls up on their offer immediately... : )
Loved it!! -Clare