Oh my God, I haven't read porn so simultaneously hot and funny in years. I burst out laughing when Remus thought, "I've killed Severus!" and couldn't read on for all of two minutes, because I kept re-reading that line, and it just kept re-igniting my laughter. Wow.
And the last 5 lines. OMG. <3 I am bookmarking this under the folder BLOODY FUCKING HELL, read best thing ever. Gracious.
And the last 5 lines. OMG. <3 I am bookmarking this under the folder BLOODY FUCKING HELL, read best thing ever. Gracious.