Oh my god. The innate wrongness of this is unparalelled. I love Ron's expression, almost like he's terrified that Lockhart's about to wake up. And /wtf/ Lockhart is still unconscious despite having spurted his sparkle!come?!? This is so insanely original and fascinating. Whenever I read the scene in the Chamber of Secrets (or watch it, or even remember it) now, I will never be able to get this image out of my head.