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25th January 2018 18:20 - Fic: 'A Spoonful of Comfort', Albus Dumbledore/Horace Slughorn, NC-17
Title: A Spoonful of Comfort
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Horace Slughorn
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Everything Old is New: food-smut (overeating kink); (light) bondage
Other Warnings/Content: Comfort-kink, sweet D/s dynamics, anal sex
Word Count: About 2500
Summary/Description:

For Albus, there was no greater escapism than this: being coddled; being fed so completely his aching tummy wouldn't let him move even if he had to; being tied down as if there was nothing he could do but submit to someone else's plan. As if he didn't have to get up the next morning again, and try to save the world.

Author's Notes: Technically, this fic draws on an 'Everything Old is New' theme from 2016... but it's new to me, so I hope that's ok!

With an unusual pairing and an unusual kink, is anyone going to read this?! Never mind if not - the characters enjoyed themselves ;-)


A Spoonful of Comfort )
14th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Unquestionable, Unforgivable (Albus/Gellert)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]centaury_squill
From: [info]purplefulffycat

Title: Unquestionable; Unforgivable
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: First time, unsure!Albus, confident!Gellert
Other Warnings/Content: Oral sex, slight dub-con
Word Count: ~1600
Summary/Description:

His eyes drifted absently around his too-small bedroom, the ceiling rafters gathering dust that he couldn't be bothered to clean, which floated down in shimmering motes, catching the amber-summer light. Aberforth's snoring and whimpers from Ariana's nightmares drifted up from the floor below. A cuckoo cried outside.

"Good morning, sleepyhead." The voice at the window startled Albus, and he sprung bolt-upright in his bed. The voice chuckled. "Oh, so jumpy today?"


Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas, dear Mystery Recipient! I hope you enjoy reading this morsel as much as I enjoyed writing it :-)

Unquestionable; Unforgivable )
26th October 2016 00:24 - Fic: 'Diamond in a Swamp', Draco Malfoy/Vincent Crabbe/Gregory Goyle, NC-17
Title: Diamond in a Swamp
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Gregory Goyle/Vincent Crabbe
Themes: Curvophilia (attraction to heavier/fuller-figured partners), 69, Switches
Content: Oral, anal, voyeurism, threesome, frottage, masturbation, pearl necklace, dirty talk, power play, D/s dynamics, mild humiliation, student/student sex
Rating: NC-17
Words: About 2200

Summary: It wasn't just that they were big, Draco thought as he shuddered with his own touch, and the sight before him, it was that they were fat. His cock leapt as he alighted upon the word: so simple; so taboo.

Notes: Last time, I wrote something that was a bit story-driven, arguably a bit sweet, and only just porny enough to be here. This isn't: it's filthy.

Diamond in a Swamp )
19th August 2016 13:49 - Fic: 'A Horned Slug, Passant', Horace Slughorn/Luna Lovegood, R
Title: A Horned Slug, Passant
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Prompt: The ABCs of sex: L; and AUgust: 'Voldemort wins'
Pairings: Horace Slughorn/Luna Lovegood
Themes: For you to guess :-)
Content: I'm not sure whether this should be an apology or an assurance(!) but it's not actually very porny - more of the AU scenario that insisted on being taken for a walk. It does just qualify for the R rating, though. I hope you give it a try, despite/because of the unorthodox pairing!
Rating: R
Words: About 4500
Summary: In a dystopian future where Voldemort has triumphed, Horace receives a disturbing letter from the Department for the Preservation and Furthering of Magical Blood.


A Horned Slug, Passant )
26th February 2016 00:11 - Fic: 'For What We Yearn', Bellatrix Lestrange/Albus Dumbledore, NC-17
Title: For What We Yearn
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Bellatrix Lestrange/Albus Dumbledore, Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald, Bellatrix Lestrange/Lord Voldemort
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Alternate pairing: Bellatrix Lestrange/Albus Dumbledore
Rating: NC-17
Other Warnings: (Magical) voyeurism, power dynamics, legilimancy, rough sex
Words: ~1750
Summary/Description: Using strange new magic, Bella is sent to spy. She discovers both less and more than she had hoped.

Author's Notes: Set during 'The Half-Blood Prince'.


Take him when he's vulnerable )
26th February 2014 11:52 - Fic: 'The Hero Stone', Severus Snape/Lily Evans, R
Title: The Hero Stone
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Lily Evans, Eileen Snape
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Oculophilia
Other Warnings: Teen/teen sexuality
Word Count: About 2000
Summary/Description: A story of young hopes and fragile expectations. "Green always wins, in the end. Better to be a snake in the grass than a lion bleeding to death, any day."

Author's Notes: With the theme 'oculophilia', Severus/Lily seemed such a natural choice. I hope you like my take on the pairing, here :-)

In the last year of primary school, Severus had a class teacher who fancied himself as a philosopher. )
21st December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Proceedings from the Herbologists’ Fortnightly (Snape/Sprout)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]venturous
From: [info]purplefluffycat

Title: Proceedings from the Herbologists’ Fortnightly
Characters/Pairings: Pomona Sprout/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Submission, orgasm denial (ultimately satisfied), mild pain play and restraints.
Word Count: About 2000
Summary/Description: Pomona had admitted it properly to herself for the first time this year: she was lonely, and sick and tired of not having any sex. This is the tale of what happens when a clever lady takes steps to ensure her own pleasure.

Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas, dear recipient! This fic was based on your prompt, ‘Pomona finds an unlikely playmate who takes her where she needs to go; someone who helps her celebrate her lush, mature body, and releases her inner goddess.’ It was also somewhat inspired by the memoir, 'A Round-Heeled Woman,' by Jane Juska.


She had done exactly what any sensible, educated witch might have done at two in the morning in a fit of there’s-nothing-to-lose: place a discreet personal advert on the inner-back page of ‘Herbologists’ Fortnightly’. )
31st October 2013 20:22 - Fic: 'Frolics of an All Hallows’ Eve', Albus Dumbledore/Horace Slughorn, R
Title: Frolics of an All Hallows’ Eve
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Horace Slughorn; ensemble effort by the early 20th c. Hogwarts staff.
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Tunnel of Love
Other Warnings: Anyone who is terrified of rollercoasters should probably look away now.
Word Count: ~2500
Summary/Description: ’That evening, something seemed to be in the air at the staff table...’

Author's Notes: A fun little fic for Hallowe’en, set in Albus’ and Horace’s early days as Hogwarts Professors.

It was not often that the Hogwarts professors were naughty. Of that, Horace was reasonably sure; the months he had spent so far in the Potions position had seemed to consist mainly of earnest discussions, recalcitrant pupils and marking.  )
31st August 2013 01:03 - Fic: 'Friends Forever', Sybill Trelawney/Alecto Carrow, R
Title: Friends Forever
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Sybill Trelawney/Alecto Carrow
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Alternate pairing
Other Warnings: Brief threat of violence
Word Count: About 3000
Summary/Description: Bad relationships don't necessarily start out that way.

Author's Notes: An unlikely pairing (the mods' wobbly smiley says it all: "o_O"), but the more I thought about these two, the more that a history between them made some sense. I hope you like what I've come up with, here.


Friends Forever )
30th June 2013 13:56 - Fic: 'His, To Reason Why', Apollyon, Arabella/Fabian/Gideon, Bellaxtrix/Voldemort, Remus/Sirius etc
Title: His, To Reason Why
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Apollyon Pringle, Arabella Figg/Gideon Prewett/Fabian Prewett, Bellatrix Lestrange/Lord Voldemort, Dolores Umbridge/Lucius Malfoy (unrequited), Remus Lupin/Sirius Black, Argus Filch
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Padlocks
Other Warnings: Chastity devices, incest between brothers, masturbation, mild BDSM
Word Count: About 2600

Summary/Description: Apollyon gave the address differently, depending on who was asking. He had two different business cards – one bold, loud and innocent, and the other understated in neat, black script – and two different front doors. Upon both, however, were the same simple words: Apollyon Pringle. Locksmith.

Author's Notes: Musing the theme 'padlocks', I thought of a number of ways this could go; luckily Apollyon let me have a go at including several of them! Quite a lot of thinkerty-thoughts to go with the erotica, this time. Sorry it's a bit late; internet troubles.

”His,_To_Reason_Why” )
27th April 2013 00:17 - Fic: 'Tales for an April Fool', Albus/Severus, George/Angelina, Gilderoy, Minerva, N-H Nick
Title: Tales for an April Fool
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Nearly-Headless Nick, Albus Dumbledore/Severus Snape, George Weasley/Angelina Johnson, Dolores Umbridge, Gilderoy Lockhart/Minerva McGonagall
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Unfortunate incidents (the silly side of sex)
Other Warnings: Voyeurism, object insertion, unwitting swallowing of semen, self-bondage/dollification
Word Count: ~3400

Summary/Description: According to Nearly-Headless Nick, "The one boon - if there must be one - of this half-alive existence is that one gets to watch."

After several hundred years of disembodied floating, gosh he has seen a lot of things! And some of them are really quite ridiculous...

Author's Notes: I had great fun with this little collection of tales. A very belated Happy April Fool's Day to you all!

Tales for an April Fool )
27th February 2013 14:38 - Fic: 'In the Style of a Lover', Tom Riddle/Horace Slughorn, NC-17
Title: In the Style of a Lover
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Tom Riddle/Horace Slughorn
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Alternate pairing: Horace Slughorn/anyone (but another catch -- they must be engaging in sexual activity for some non-romantic reason, e.g. manipulation, deals involving sex, information gathering...)
Other Warnings: Tom is 16, orgasm denial
Word Count: ~3150
Summary/Description: Tom Riddle has heard of Horcruxes, but now he needs more information. He suspects his gullible Housemaster will once again be the man to provide it. These are extracts from the diary found in the Chamber of Secrets.

Author's Notes: Of course, I couldn't resist using dear Horace in the February anti-Valentine's theme - but here's a twist on the prompt: he appears in this fic not as the manipulator, but as the manipulated party. (Also, sorry it's slightly late!).


The position as it stands: I confirmed my suspicions and Horcruxes are definitely the way forward. Many of them; dozens, even. )
17th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: One All (McGonagall/Scrimgeour)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: [info]purplefluffycat

Title: One All
Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/Rufus Scrimgeour
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Banter, long hair
Other Warnings/Content: Partially-clothed sex
Word Count: About 8200
Summary/Description: In a relationship based around scoring points, what can ultimately be won?

Author's Notes: Dear recipient, this fic grew from your prompt, ‘what could entice Minerva to have sex in the staff room?' It started as just the final scene shown here, but then grew (more than I expected, to be honest!) as their story just demanded to be told... As the tale contains scenes from different points in Minerva's life, she does appear in places as a young woman. I hope that you won’t mind that - as a necessary part of the plot - and that you like the fic overall. :-)

One All )
26th September 2012 17:31 - Fic: 'Last Gasps Come Later', Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Astoria Greengrass (Malfoy), R
Title: Last Gasps Come Later
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson, Draco Malfoy/Astoria Greengrass (Malfoy), Pansy Parkinson/Astoria Greengrass (implied), Pansy Parkinson/OFC (mentioned).
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: 'Back to school', 'traditional domestic roles'.
Other Warnings: Voyeurism, of sorts.
Word Count: About 1850
Summary/Description: Years have passed, and a somewhat-older Draco and Pansy meet for drinks in a secluded members club, as is their habit. The world has moved on, but they cannot help but look back to those times at Hogwarts.

Author's Notes: This story involves the September 'Back to School' theme, and also touches on the August themes of 'traditional domestic roles', and featured pairing: Pansy Parkinson/Astoria Greengrass (Malfoy). Also, it is - believe it or not - my first time writing any of these characters... so I hope you like my take on them, here! :-)

Last Gasps Come Later )
26th June 2012 23:01 - Fic: 'Philanthropy', Remus Lupin/Severus Snape, NC-17
Title: Philanthropy
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Remus Lupin/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Dirty talk, aggressive partners.
Other Warnings: D/s dynamics, ceraunophilia.
Word Count: ~1800
Summary/Description: Memories haunt Remus in the year he returns to Hogwarts to teach. How terrible to be back in the old castle, on a night like this.

Author's Notes: This can operate as a standalone piece, but I imagined it as a counterpart to Charity (my DD piece for February 2012)

With heat and dampness, Summer was trying to suffocate. It was sticky-hot; lethargic hot - the lake turned to a putrid nest for mosquitoes and clouds squatting over the land like some great grey fungus. )
27th February 2012 10:47 - Fic: 'Charity', Severus Snape/Albus Dumbledore, NC-17
Title: Charity
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Albus Dumbledore (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Ceraunophilia
Other Warnings: D/s dynamics
Word Count: ~1150
Summary/Description: The storm; the wind, it was, which made Severus remember that dreadful night...

Author's Notes: The small section quoted from 'Deathly Hallows' appears indented and in italics. It's pretty obvious ;-)

The wind was unsettled, that day. It coughed forth in unpredictable gusts, ruffling the branches by the lake in random twist, and spluttering along guttering like the efflux of some consumptive weather god. )
15th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: With Cat-Like Tread (Severus/Minerva)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]inamac
From: [info]purplefluffycat

Title: With Cat-Like Tread
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Minerva
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: fur fetish
Other Warnings/Content: masturbation, unwitting sexual situation
Word Count: About 2600
Summary/Description: It wasn't voyeurism if she was a cat, Minerva assured herself. Everyone liked to have a cat in their room, after all...
Author's Notes: Written for the prompt, "Decorating for Christmas". Happy Kinky Kristmas, Dear Recipient - I hope you like the story :-)

With Cat-Like Tread )
29th October 2011 01:00 - Fic: 'The Greater Snarled Fitterbloom', Neville Longbottom/Pomona Sprout, NC-17
Title: The Greater Snarled Fitterbloom
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Professor Neville Longbottom/Madam Pomona Sprout
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: silence
Other Warnings: bondage, teacher/student roleplay, orgasm denial
Word Count: about 2350
Summary/Description: Professor Longbottom invites his Herbology ex-Professor back to Hogwarts.

...Indeed, he could still hardly believe it was true; that a drunken feast, an overheard conversation and an over-bold flurry of letter-writing could have lead to this... It was often said that Gryffindor bravery and recklessness were close bedfellows, was it not? This morning, he felt very Gryffindor indeed.


Author's Notes: I had great fun using a popular trope with less-popular characters, here. :-) Also, a big nod to the various DD authors/artists who have created work to include Professor!Neville's kinky plants.


The Greater Snarled Fitterbloom )
26th August 2011 12:54 - Fic: 'Close, Closer... Closed', Alastor Moody, Bellatrix Lestrange, R
Title: Close, Closer... Closed
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Alastor Moody, Bellatrix Lestrange
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: dark wizards/witches
Other Warnings: D/s fantasy, masturbation, canon character death
Word Count: ~1000
Summary/Description: They say that love and hate are flip sides of the same Galleon. Perhaps obsession lies in between.

Author's Notes: Thanks for the opportunity to try something a bit darker than my usual output: short but not-so-sweet.

They say that love and hate are flip sides of the same Galleon. That might be true, Alastor admits, but he's never been one for fancy philosophising; he prefers a solid work-ethic and a bottle of Old Ogden's over any of that navel-gazing malarkey, any day. )
27th June 2011 19:14 - Fic: 'Lose Yourself', Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald, Albus Dumbledore/Elphias Doge, NC-17
Title: Lose Yourself
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald, Albus Dumbledore/Elphias Doge
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: mirrors, sounding
Other Warnings: mild D/s dynamic, masturabation
Word Count: ~1600
Summary/Description: 1939: He keeps it in the corner of his room, covered by a heavy dust sheet and blocked-in by piles of parchment and books, to lessen the temptation. Many a man has gone mad gazing into the Mirror of Erised, after all - and Albus Dumbledore is too wise, too talented, and too downright important to let that happen to him...

Author's Notes: In The Philosopher's Stone Dumbledore tells Harry that men have wasted away gazing into the Mirror of Erised. Perhaps he speaks from close experience?
(Apologies as this is a day late.)

Lose Yourself )
23rd April 2011 00:21 - Fic: 'A Bit o' Posh', Aberforth/Horace, NC17
Title: A Bit o' Posh
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Aberforth Dumbledore/Horace Slughorn
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: 'Rough-and-tumble, working-class guy/girl convinces stuck-up, snobby rich guy/girl to get a little dirty' and also "We must get you out of these wet clothes..."
Word Count: About 2700
Summary/Description: The winter of 1940 was a particularly harsh one. When a young Horace Slughorn is lost in a blizzard, the Hog's Head is the only place he can turn...

Not entirely unattractive, too. He tried to silence the treacherous part of his brain yet again. Really, it wouldn't do; the very thought of relations with such a common specimen was entirely below the salt. How could he even...? Yes, terrible it was; quite terrible. Entirely beyond belief.

- Yet perhaps that was what made it so very compelling.


Author's Notes: I had great fun with these clichés! I hope you like the result :-)


A Bit o' Posh )
26th February 2011 16:34 - Fic: 'A Job Well Done', Argus Filch, Severus Snape, NC-17
Title: A Job Well Done
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Argus Filch, Severus Snape - with mentions of various and assorted pairings (slash, het and femmeslash).
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sexology
Other Warnings: voyeurism, masturbation, (non-graphic) mentions of teen sexuality and bestiality
Word Count: about 2800
Summary/Description: ...“So that is why the very same February morning saw a large, rangy old tabby cat pad along the dungeon corridors with a piece of contraband between her pointy teeth...”

Author's Notes: I had great fun writing this; I hope you like it, too :-)

A Job Well Done )
21st December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Chromatic (Minerva/Luna, Minerva/Tom, Minerva/Albus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]thegildedmagpie
From: [info]purplefluffycat

Title: Chromatic
Characters/Pairings: Minerva/Luna, Minerva/Tom and (very mild) Minerva/Albus.
Rating: Hard R
Kinks/Themes Included: 'Pretty lingerie', 'Cool theoretical magic'
Other Warnings/Content: Teen/teen sexuality, Descriptions of violence.
Word Count: About 3100
Summary/Description: 'Post Traumatic Magic Loss,' they had called it, and it had been getting progressively worse since the final battle, some nine months previous. Minerva finds herself increasingly overwhelmed by grief, loss, and the spectre of the future – until help arrives in an unexpected way.

Author's Notes: This story came about working with the pairings above, and the prompt, “a crazed spirit of experimentation”; 'crazed' might have grown from 'crisis', I thought. I do hope it hits the mark; Merry Kinky Kristmas!

Chromatic )
27th October 2010 12:28 - Fic: 'In the Half-Light', Bellatrix, Bellatrix/Voldemort, R
Sorry this is a little late...

Title: In the Half-Light
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Bellatrix, Bellatrix/Voldemort (largely unrequited)
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sacrifices
Other Warnings: Bellatrix's interpretation of Christian imagery, allusion to sexuality arguably before the age of consent, allusion to violence and murder (non-graphic).
Word Count: About 1300
Summary/Description: ...Yet sometimes, when it is early and quiet, and the dawn stains her bedchamber grey, Bellatrix might remember...

Author's Notes: Taking the theme ‘sacrifices’ with Bellatrix as a character, I might have expected to have produced something more graphic and gory than this introspective - perhaps even humanizing - little piece. I’ll be interested to see what you think :-)


In the Half-Light )
27th August 2010 16:06 - Fic: 'Needs Must', Minerva/*surprise*, R
Title: Needs Must
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/*surprise* (het, with slashy overtones)
Rating: Hard R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Prostitution, Humiliation
Other Warnings: Dirty talk
Word Count: About 2000
Summary/Description: It was tricky back then, trying to be an educated woman.

Author's Notes: I've left the pairing a surprise in the header, as it's an element of the plot - but if anyone would like to know in advance, I'm very happy to reply to an email or comment on the subject :-)



Needs Must )
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