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27th April 2013 00:17 - Fic: 'Tales for an April Fool', Albus/Severus, George/Angelina, Gilderoy, Minerva, N-H Nick
Title: Tales for an April Fool
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Nearly-Headless Nick, Albus Dumbledore/Severus Snape, George Weasley/Angelina Johnson, Dolores Umbridge, Gilderoy Lockhart/Minerva McGonagall
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Unfortunate incidents (the silly side of sex)
Other Warnings: Voyeurism, object insertion, unwitting swallowing of semen, self-bondage/dollification
Word Count: ~3400

Summary/Description: According to Nearly-Headless Nick, "The one boon - if there must be one - of this half-alive existence is that one gets to watch."

After several hundred years of disembodied floating, gosh he has seen a lot of things! And some of them are really quite ridiculous...

Author's Notes: I had great fun with this little collection of tales. A very belated Happy April Fool's Day to you all!

Tales for an April Fool )
27th February 2013 14:38 - Fic: 'In the Style of a Lover', Tom Riddle/Horace Slughorn, NC-17
Title: In the Style of a Lover
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Tom Riddle/Horace Slughorn
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Alternate pairing: Horace Slughorn/anyone (but another catch -- they must be engaging in sexual activity for some non-romantic reason, e.g. manipulation, deals involving sex, information gathering...)
Other Warnings: Tom is 16, orgasm denial
Word Count: ~3150
Summary/Description: Tom Riddle has heard of Horcruxes, but now he needs more information. He suspects his gullible Housemaster will once again be the man to provide it. These are extracts from the diary found in the Chamber of Secrets.

Author's Notes: Of course, I couldn't resist using dear Horace in the February anti-Valentine's theme - but here's a twist on the prompt: he appears in this fic not as the manipulator, but as the manipulated party. (Also, sorry it's slightly late!).


The position as it stands: I confirmed my suspicions and Horcruxes are definitely the way forward. Many of them; dozens, even. )
26th September 2012 17:31 - Fic: 'Last Gasps Come Later', Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Astoria Greengrass (Malfoy), R
Title: Last Gasps Come Later
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson, Draco Malfoy/Astoria Greengrass (Malfoy), Pansy Parkinson/Astoria Greengrass (implied), Pansy Parkinson/OFC (mentioned).
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: 'Back to school', 'traditional domestic roles'.
Other Warnings: Voyeurism, of sorts.
Word Count: About 1850
Summary/Description: Years have passed, and a somewhat-older Draco and Pansy meet for drinks in a secluded members club, as is their habit. The world has moved on, but they cannot help but look back to those times at Hogwarts.

Author's Notes: This story involves the September 'Back to School' theme, and also touches on the August themes of 'traditional domestic roles', and featured pairing: Pansy Parkinson/Astoria Greengrass (Malfoy). Also, it is - believe it or not - my first time writing any of these characters... so I hope you like my take on them, here! :-)

Last Gasps Come Later )
26th June 2012 23:01 - Fic: 'Philanthropy', Remus Lupin/Severus Snape, NC-17
Title: Philanthropy
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Remus Lupin/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Dirty talk, aggressive partners.
Other Warnings: D/s dynamics, ceraunophilia.
Word Count: ~1800
Summary/Description: Memories haunt Remus in the year he returns to Hogwarts to teach. How terrible to be back in the old castle, on a night like this.

Author's Notes: This can operate as a standalone piece, but I imagined it as a counterpart to Charity (my DD piece for February 2012)

With heat and dampness, Summer was trying to suffocate. It was sticky-hot; lethargic hot - the lake turned to a putrid nest for mosquitoes and clouds squatting over the land like some great grey fungus. )
27th February 2012 10:47 - Fic: 'Charity', Severus Snape/Albus Dumbledore, NC-17
Title: Charity
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Albus Dumbledore (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Ceraunophilia
Other Warnings: D/s dynamics
Word Count: ~1150
Summary/Description: The storm; the wind, it was, which made Severus remember that dreadful night...

Author's Notes: The small section quoted from 'Deathly Hallows' appears indented and in italics. It's pretty obvious ;-)

The wind was unsettled, that day. It coughed forth in unpredictable gusts, ruffling the branches by the lake in random twist, and spluttering along guttering like the efflux of some consumptive weather god. )
15th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: With Cat-Like Tread (Severus/Minerva)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]inamac
From: [info]purplefluffycat

Title: With Cat-Like Tread
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Minerva
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: fur fetish
Other Warnings/Content: masturbation, unwitting sexual situation
Word Count: About 2600
Summary/Description: It wasn't voyeurism if she was a cat, Minerva assured herself. Everyone liked to have a cat in their room, after all...
Author's Notes: Written for the prompt, "Decorating for Christmas". Happy Kinky Kristmas, Dear Recipient - I hope you like the story :-)

With Cat-Like Tread )
29th October 2011 01:00 - Fic: 'The Greater Snarled Fitterbloom', Neville Longbottom/Pomona Sprout, NC-17
Title: The Greater Snarled Fitterbloom
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Professor Neville Longbottom/Madam Pomona Sprout
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: silence
Other Warnings: bondage, teacher/student roleplay, orgasm denial
Word Count: about 2350
Summary/Description: Professor Longbottom invites his Herbology ex-Professor back to Hogwarts.

...Indeed, he could still hardly believe it was true; that a drunken feast, an overheard conversation and an over-bold flurry of letter-writing could have lead to this... It was often said that Gryffindor bravery and recklessness were close bedfellows, was it not? This morning, he felt very Gryffindor indeed.


Author's Notes: I had great fun using a popular trope with less-popular characters, here. :-) Also, a big nod to the various DD authors/artists who have created work to include Professor!Neville's kinky plants.


The Greater Snarled Fitterbloom )
26th August 2011 12:54 - Fic: 'Close, Closer... Closed', Alastor Moody, Bellatrix Lestrange, R
Title: Close, Closer... Closed
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Alastor Moody, Bellatrix Lestrange
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: dark wizards/witches
Other Warnings: D/s fantasy, masturbation, canon character death
Word Count: ~1000
Summary/Description: They say that love and hate are flip sides of the same Galleon. Perhaps obsession lies in between.

Author's Notes: Thanks for the opportunity to try something a bit darker than my usual output: short but not-so-sweet.

They say that love and hate are flip sides of the same Galleon. That might be true, Alastor admits, but he's never been one for fancy philosophising; he prefers a solid work-ethic and a bottle of Old Ogden's over any of that navel-gazing malarkey, any day. )
27th June 2011 19:14 - Fic: 'Lose Yourself', Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald, Albus Dumbledore/Elphias Doge, NC-17
Title: Lose Yourself
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald, Albus Dumbledore/Elphias Doge
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: mirrors, sounding
Other Warnings: mild D/s dynamic, masturabation
Word Count: ~1600
Summary/Description: 1939: He keeps it in the corner of his room, covered by a heavy dust sheet and blocked-in by piles of parchment and books, to lessen the temptation. Many a man has gone mad gazing into the Mirror of Erised, after all - and Albus Dumbledore is too wise, too talented, and too downright important to let that happen to him...

Author's Notes: In The Philosopher's Stone Dumbledore tells Harry that men have wasted away gazing into the Mirror of Erised. Perhaps he speaks from close experience?
(Apologies as this is a day late.)

Lose Yourself )
23rd April 2011 00:21 - Fic: 'A Bit o' Posh', Aberforth/Horace, NC17
Title: A Bit o' Posh
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Aberforth Dumbledore/Horace Slughorn
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: 'Rough-and-tumble, working-class guy/girl convinces stuck-up, snobby rich guy/girl to get a little dirty' and also "We must get you out of these wet clothes..."
Word Count: About 2700
Summary/Description: The winter of 1940 was a particularly harsh one. When a young Horace Slughorn is lost in a blizzard, the Hog's Head is the only place he can turn...

Not entirely unattractive, too. He tried to silence the treacherous part of his brain yet again. Really, it wouldn't do; the very thought of relations with such a common specimen was entirely below the salt. How could he even...? Yes, terrible it was; quite terrible. Entirely beyond belief.

- Yet perhaps that was what made it so very compelling.


Author's Notes: I had great fun with these clichés! I hope you like the result :-)


A Bit o' Posh )
26th February 2011 16:34 - Fic: 'A Job Well Done', Argus Filch, Severus Snape, NC-17
Title: A Job Well Done
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Argus Filch, Severus Snape - with mentions of various and assorted pairings (slash, het and femmeslash).
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sexology
Other Warnings: voyeurism, masturbation, (non-graphic) mentions of teen sexuality and bestiality
Word Count: about 2800
Summary/Description: ...“So that is why the very same February morning saw a large, rangy old tabby cat pad along the dungeon corridors with a piece of contraband between her pointy teeth...”

Author's Notes: I had great fun writing this; I hope you like it, too :-)

A Job Well Done )
21st December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Chromatic (Minerva/Luna, Minerva/Tom, Minerva/Albus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]thegildedmagpie
From: [info]purplefluffycat

Title: Chromatic
Characters/Pairings: Minerva/Luna, Minerva/Tom and (very mild) Minerva/Albus.
Rating: Hard R
Kinks/Themes Included: 'Pretty lingerie', 'Cool theoretical magic'
Other Warnings/Content: Teen/teen sexuality, Descriptions of violence.
Word Count: About 3100
Summary/Description: 'Post Traumatic Magic Loss,' they had called it, and it had been getting progressively worse since the final battle, some nine months previous. Minerva finds herself increasingly overwhelmed by grief, loss, and the spectre of the future – until help arrives in an unexpected way.

Author's Notes: This story came about working with the pairings above, and the prompt, “a crazed spirit of experimentation”; 'crazed' might have grown from 'crisis', I thought. I do hope it hits the mark; Merry Kinky Kristmas!

Chromatic )
27th October 2010 12:28 - Fic: 'In the Half-Light', Bellatrix, Bellatrix/Voldemort, R
Sorry this is a little late...

Title: In the Half-Light
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Bellatrix, Bellatrix/Voldemort (largely unrequited)
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sacrifices
Other Warnings: Bellatrix's interpretation of Christian imagery, allusion to sexuality arguably before the age of consent, allusion to violence and murder (non-graphic).
Word Count: About 1300
Summary/Description: ...Yet sometimes, when it is early and quiet, and the dawn stains her bedchamber grey, Bellatrix might remember...

Author's Notes: Taking the theme ‘sacrifices’ with Bellatrix as a character, I might have expected to have produced something more graphic and gory than this introspective - perhaps even humanizing - little piece. I’ll be interested to see what you think :-)


In the Half-Light )
27th August 2010 16:06 - Fic: 'Needs Must', Minerva/*surprise*, R
Title: Needs Must
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/*surprise* (het, with slashy overtones)
Rating: Hard R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Prostitution, Humiliation
Other Warnings: Dirty talk
Word Count: About 2000
Summary/Description: It was tricky back then, trying to be an educated woman.

Author's Notes: I've left the pairing a surprise in the header, as it's an element of the plot - but if anyone would like to know in advance, I'm very happy to reply to an email or comment on the subject :-)



Needs Must )
26th February 2010 12:29 - Fic: 'Carefully Plaited', Firenze/various, R
Title: Carefully Plaited
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Firenze-centric, mentions of human/centaur and centaur/centaur.
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Handkerchief Codes (well, a version thereof...)
Other Warnings: cross-species, vague allusions to exhibitionism, cross-dressing and BDSM, masturbation, a Rowlingesque approach to mythology(!)
Word Count: About 1400

Summary/Description: Beneath the silent stars, Firenze yearns...

Author's Notes: I'm... not entirely sure where this idea came from, but it was an interesting little piece to write, nonetheless. There's nothing terribly graphic here, cross-species-wise, so please don't be too afraid ;-)
Mods - I need a tag for Firenze, please.





Carefully Plaited )
13th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Pinstripe Pet (Percy/Rufus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]madeyemax
From: [info]purplefluffycat

Title: Pinstripe Pet
Characters/Pairings: Percy Weasley/Rufus Scrimgeour
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Very-willing-slave!Percy, D/s, delayed orgasm, oral, anal, come play, cuddling/petting
Word Count: about 2275
Summary/Description: In the winter of Harry's sixth year, Percy Weasley brings the Minister of Magic to the Weasley Christmas table. The mission goes badly... but what happens when Scrimgeour and his Junior Assistant return home?
Author's Notes: Merry Kristmas to the Percy-lover(s) out there - I hope this hits the spot :-) Also, many thanks to the mods for running this fest - and indeed for maintaining the community all year round!

Pinstripe Pet )
27th October 2009 01:39 - Fic: 'Dinner and a Show', Minerva, Albus/Severus/Minerva, NC-17
Hello Everyone,

The post is slightly late by my time-zone (apologies!), but hopefully not by yours...

I hope you enjoy :-)

Title: Dinner and a Show
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Minerva-centric, Albus/Severus, Albus/Severus/Minerva (with a mention of Scrimgeour/Shacklebolt)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Edible aphrodisiacs
Other Warnings: Fantasy, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Threesome
Word Count: about 3800
Summary/Description: Minerva is a slash-girl. Albus and Severus decide to give her the best birthday present, ever...

Author's Notes: Stands alone, but I did imagine this story would naturally follow Surveillance, in which Albus and Severus get together, with a little help from Minerva.



Dinner and a Show )
26th June 2009 13:32 - Fic: 'The Progress of a Tear', Dumbledore/Merfolk, Dumbledore/Grindelwald, Dumbledore/Doge, R
Title: The Progress of a Tear
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters: Albus Dumbledore/Merfolk, Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald, Albus Dumbledore/Elphias Doge (unrequited)
Rating: R
Warnings: Implied group sex and voyeurism
Themes/kinks chosen: Coitus a unda aka undinism: sex in/under water
Word Count: ~1700
Summary: A distressed Albus Dumbledore is returned from the defeat of Grindelwald, August 1945. The tale of how he came to speak the language of the Merpeople.

Author's notes: I originally thought a crack!fic would be spawned from this prompt... but this one seems to have turned somewhat serious while I wasn't looking. I hope you enjoy it, nonetheless ;-)


The Progress of a Tear )
27th April 2009 04:06 - Fic: 'Fallen Angel,' Severus Snape/Gilderoy Lockhart, NC-17
Apologies that this is a few hours late from where I'm standing... I imagine it's still the 26th somewhere, though! ;-)

Title: Fallen Angel
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters: Severus Snape/Gilderoy Lockhart
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Prostitution, masturbation, boys in drag
Themes/kinks chosen: Sex shows, Underwear as a fetish
Word Count: 3700
Summary: When Gilderoy Lockhart is cured and released from St. Mungo's, he is little prepared for how the world has moved on without him. Increasingly desperate for cash, he acedes to an unlikely opportunity...

Author's notes: One of the darker scenarios I have written, here, but it aims not be be all doom and gloom. They say you can't keep a good man down, after all ;-)


Fallen Angel )
26th February 2009 23:54 - Fic: Advantage, in Auburn or Blonde
Title: Advantage, in Auburn or Blonde
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters: *deep breath* Albus/Rufus, Horace/Gilderoy, Rufus/Percy. Mentions of Albus/Arthur, Albus/Percy and Gilderoy/Draco
Rating NC-17
Warnings: Chan (but all characters depicted are over 16), somewhat non-linear...
Themes/kinks chosen: Catamite (also contains masturbation and voyeurism)
Word Count: About 3750
Summary: A fine Professorial tradition, traced over several decades.

Author's notes: This is my first fic for [info]daily_deviant; I hope it pleases!
This started out merely as something suitably naughty, but I was pleased when it seemed to develop a story of sorts. Please don't let the rare-pairs put you off! ;-)

Advantage, in Auburn or Blonde )
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